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stickyvicky
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January 3rd, 2008, 7:53 pm

A little more detail perhaps? What exactly happened at her place? lol... how did you feel about it the next day?
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January 3rd, 2008, 10:37 pm

god your terrible vicky. i'm sweet and innocent really. well......

we got back to her flat and she turned me round and kissed me full on with her hands wandering around my ass. she pulled my top off and started to lick and suck my nipples. better then any guy i've bin with let me tell ya. she slid her hand into my panties an started to stroke my clit, i was soooooooo wet. then she suprised me when she pulled me skirt an panties down an started to lick my pussy. i was in heaven lol. didn't take long for me to have a massive orgasm right there and then. we went up stairs an i started to return the favour. i took allher clothes off so we where naked an i laid between her legs and started to very gently lick round her pusy lips. all round missing out her clit on purpose, lol i could tell she was putty in my hands. i dove my tounge into her dripping pussy and licked like there was no tomorrow. all round in and out up and down. i was there for about 20 minutes, she was cumming everywehre. we laid together for a bit after that recovering lol. she"just happened to find" one of her vibrators which she didn't tell me about until she burried it deep into my pussy lol. i came thereand then but tht didn't stop her from fucking me hard an fast with it. i passed out i came that hard and that often lol.
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January 4th, 2008, 7:30 am

At the club we would fool around alot, we would table dance for a guy and lick each others nipples, or lick each others thighs. If we would have gone all the way we'd get fired, I guess I should have I got fired anyways :lmao:

I had sex with my best friend, it was the day I signed up on this site. We were on my bed watching Vicky and another girl. I was so horny we having a few drinks, she put her hand on my ass and says, this is so hot! She's so straight, so I thought your right Ness. She then laid a kiss on me that made my body tingle, she pulled my top off and was sucking on my nipples. :bouncingtits: We kissed and played with each others tits for the next half hour, I couldn't take it any longer. I nearly ripped her jeans off of her, I started to lick her clit, she kam so fast. I took off my jeans, she was nervous but we started to 69. Oh god it was so good, I took out my vibrator, and started to fuck her till she was screaming. We spent the night togrther, the only bad thing was we knocked my laptop off the bed, it kinda broke.
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January 4th, 2008, 8:13 pm

spaceship earth at Epcot- Walt Disney World , 15 min ride and most of it is dark.
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January 5th, 2008, 9:52 am

Hornydevil wrote:What is the strangest most weirdest place you have ever had sex?

min would be in the founain outside the local police station at 2am lmao.
I was with my ex a few yrs. back and we had just left a packed club in DC. We both needed to go to the bathroom and saw the Mayflower Hotel and walked in. They ask you right off the bat what room you are in to keep out the random people who are not staying there. I was hammered, but said room 219 off the top of my head and asked if the had a bathroom in the lobby. Proceeded to hit the head and bumped into my girlfriend as she was coming out also- next thing you know I have her in the ladies room of the Mayflower Hotel with her leg up on the sink and going for it. We were in there for about 25 mins. and walked right out afterwards. If you could only see the Front Desk guys face. :)
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January 5th, 2008, 2:22 pm

Next time John film it for Lavatory Occupied........... :bj:
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January 5th, 2008, 2:40 pm

rokkerr wrote:Next time John film it for Lavatory Occupied........... :bj:
LOL!

I might have to start my own series of this. :) I see a gonzo career for me now. By the way, Happy New Year to you both and glad to hear last year was great and 2008 will be even better.


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January 5th, 2008, 6:55 pm

Oh YES!!! We knew that Hornydevil and Julie are our kind of Ladies.

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February 16th, 2008, 3:57 pm

"In the butt, Bob"
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February 17th, 2008, 12:11 am

Hey Bob's very first post! And he says "in the butt!" lol....

Glad you are finally posting, enjoyed meeting you in the "aftercamz chats"!
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February 17th, 2008, 2:34 pm

I can't resist a setup like that one.

Besides, who doesn't love Bob Eubanks?




OK, besides me?

Thanks Vicki for being so warm and welcoming....


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February 17th, 2008, 2:42 pm

does your wife like pictures????? a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat....
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February 17th, 2008, 8:41 pm

Hey rokker,

Obviously there is no possible way you are among us Miserable Men!

Keep up the good work!
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June 18th, 2009, 10:28 pm

stickyvicky wrote:Well Rokkerr and I have had mile high blowjobs on intercontinental flights, sex on the train in london, lol... and stupidly copied over the tape, public lavatories in plush beverly hills hotels, but I think my pre-porn life probably tops all.... I'm gonna go to hell for this, but I had sex on the pulpit in a church, after we drank all the wine that was intended for the morning communion. Like I said, lol... porn has tamed me....
"porn has tamed me" that has got to be the funniest thing i've ever heard, wow, and yeah Vicky and Rokkerr you probly beat everyone at strangest place hands down, planes trains automobiles,

Altough HD's police romp comes pretty close. The other thing woulda been inside the station, "playing through the bars" of adjacent cells, lol

Well my strangest place, probly is behind a bar, found one of them lil watering holes in town and they had a backdoor to the kitchen, did it right there under the stairs outback the kitchen, it was a cloudy night but i can tell you there was a full moon that night, i had the best view ! :nannerfuck2:

Guess it was just too hot to resist... i mean yunno what i'm sayin? yeah yunno... (goofy Will Smith grinn) :lmao:
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September 29th, 2017, 2:18 pm

Speaking of resurrecting old threads...

(Thanks, GeorgeB, for clueing me in on the "search" feature!)

A lot of my kinks are related to public & outdoor stuff & exhibitionists, but I really haven't had sex in a lot of weird places. Probably the weirdest was in the office of a dollar store I used to manage, back when I was fresh out of the USMC. Very cute little blonde employee named Jodi had been flirting with me for a while, and that progressed to an "accidental" brush here, a touch there, etc. No quid pro quo, mind you! Just escalating flirtation that, on one particularly wonderful day, lead to a ridiculously good blowjob in the office. But the really risky part of it was that it was during store hours, we weren't the only staff members there, and the office door didn't lock! We'd have both been in a world of shit if someone had needed change at the register, or a customer wanted to speak to me about something. Though truth be told, that BJ would have been worth getting fired for!
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September 29th, 2017, 3:08 pm

College classroom...
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It was after hours, no locks on the doors and an open window into the hallway.
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September 29th, 2017, 4:04 pm

In an outside stairwell on a hot summer night in Pittsburgh!?

Dear Penthouse......

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October 15th, 2017, 8:53 pm

lol..this thread deserves some love :)

Connie and I once did it in a timeshare showroom on the beach in Mexico. Hey, the sales people were gone for the day and the couches under the tent were pretty damn comfy :) Just ask Connie...I'm fairly certain somewhere that night I had her bent over one of them :goodpost:
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October 18th, 2017, 5:18 pm

Oh so naughty! I'll bet Connie will turn red when she reads this! You kissed and told!
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October 18th, 2017, 5:34 pm

After the AVN awards show( 2016) I had had a lot to drink and was in a great mood....turned horny mood really quick. We made it to the parking garage and did it next to our car and then I was still so horned out, I masturbated while hubby drove down the strip..... anybody riding in a bus or truck had a good show that night.
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