The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
- grandpadaddy
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They got some crazy little women there.
- WalterB
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If I dropped the soap in Kansas City, there it would lie there forever and ever. I would NOT bend over to pick it up. Even with pants ON!
I can resist everything except temptation.
- PeterL22
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Well, with a population of 481,000 someone must be awfully busy - and probably a bit sore!!
Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
Aleister Crowley
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- grandpadaddy
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Happy Mothers Day to all you wonderful Patient Momma's out in VNA land.
- WalterB
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What a drag it is anymore...
Kids are different today, I hear every mother say,
Mother needs something today to calm her down.
And tho she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill,
She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper,
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.
"Things are different today," I hear every mother say.
Cooking fresh food for her husband's just a drag.
So she buys an instant cake, and she burns a frozen steak,
And goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper,
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day.
Doctor, please, some more of these.
Outside the door, she took four more,
What a drag it is getting old.
"Men just aren't the same today," I hear every mother say.
They just don't appreciate that you get tired.
They're so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind,
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more,
What a drag it is getting old.
"Life's just much too hard today," I hear every mother say.
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore.
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose,
No more running for the shelter of her mother's little helper,
They just helped you on your way, through your busy, trying day.
And Happy Mothers Day to the three mothers in my life: My own mom, her mom and Dad's mom. Great, loving women every one. I remember them all and thank them daily for not only what they did for us kids (I have 2 sisters) but what they did for themselves.
I love you all - Mom, Mamaw Robbins and Mamaw Brown.
Kids are different today, I hear every mother say,
Mother needs something today to calm her down.
And tho she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill,
She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper,
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.
"Things are different today," I hear every mother say.
Cooking fresh food for her husband's just a drag.
So she buys an instant cake, and she burns a frozen steak,
And goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper,
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day.
Doctor, please, some more of these.
Outside the door, she took four more,
What a drag it is getting old.
"Men just aren't the same today," I hear every mother say.
They just don't appreciate that you get tired.
They're so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind,
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more,
What a drag it is getting old.
"Life's just much too hard today," I hear every mother say.
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore.
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose,
No more running for the shelter of her mother's little helper,
They just helped you on your way, through your busy, trying day.
And Happy Mothers Day to the three mothers in my life: My own mom, her mom and Dad's mom. Great, loving women every one. I remember them all and thank them daily for not only what they did for us kids (I have 2 sisters) but what they did for themselves.
I love you all - Mom, Mamaw Robbins and Mamaw Brown.
I can resist everything except temptation.
- rokkerr
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That one took me a minute George...
Calgary Mike found his summer suns out buns out tanning beach outfit...
Calgary Mike found his summer suns out buns out tanning beach outfit...
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