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The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread
I wasn't certain whether this was "Stupid Shit" or "WTF", but I decided it was stupid.
According to this article over at Diogenes Middle Finger, titled "Amazen and the Claustrophobic Broom Closet of Despair":
http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/202 ... loset.html
an employee of Amazon created the idea of a porta-potty-sized closet where employees can go to practice "mindfulness" and learn about mental health issues. The article points out a few of Amazon's employment practices, and embeds this video:
The first thing I thought of was this clip from THX-1138, George Lucas' dystopian classic:
According to this article over at Diogenes Middle Finger, titled "Amazen and the Claustrophobic Broom Closet of Despair":
http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/202 ... loset.html
an employee of Amazon created the idea of a porta-potty-sized closet where employees can go to practice "mindfulness" and learn about mental health issues. The article points out a few of Amazon's employment practices, and embeds this video:
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The first thing I thought of was this clip from THX-1138, George Lucas' dystopian classic:
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LizLemon85
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Good one 
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Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.
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The guys that put that sketch together have been putting out hits all year, check out the other videos on that channel.ErikB wrote: ↑June 15th, 2021, 8:44 pmThat was hilarious!George B wrote: ↑June 15th, 2021, 7:21 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxSCFASl6-k
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This is more an audible joke than a written one.
Fireman Johnson, From Northern Maine, was assigned to a department in a small town near the Mexican border. There he met and married an attractive young Mexican girl. When his new wife got pregnant, he was elated. When she gave birth, he ran to the firehouse to share the great news with his new friends. "My wife had a baby! She had TWO babies. She had twins!" Of course, everyone was elated. One shouted,
"What'd you name them?"
James said, "Easy. We named the first Jose'."
Crew: "What about the other?"
James: Oh, we named him Hose B."
Ok OK, it's a slow joke day,
Fireman Johnson, From Northern Maine, was assigned to a department in a small town near the Mexican border. There he met and married an attractive young Mexican girl. When his new wife got pregnant, he was elated. When she gave birth, he ran to the firehouse to share the great news with his new friends. "My wife had a baby! She had TWO babies. She had twins!" Of course, everyone was elated. One shouted,
"What'd you name them?"
James said, "Easy. We named the first Jose'."
Crew: "What about the other?"
James: Oh, we named him Hose B."
Ok OK, it's a slow joke day,
I can resist everything except temptation.
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WalterB
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OK, Just for groaning, I've got another one.
Jose had come to America for a better life. He had entered a college in New York and was working toward a medical degree.
When he returned home to Mexico for a family visit, they were all very excited to learn about his experiences.
"Oh, Mama, it was fantastic. The people are so nice. I have received help wherever I went. Why, I even got a ticket to a baseball game. It was so much fun and the people were so nice. My seat was way out in center field. But, you know what, Mama? Before the game even started, the entire crowd stood up, waved to me and shouted, "Jose, can you see?"
Is that groaning I hear? If it is, I've got another one.
Jose had come to America for a better life. He had entered a college in New York and was working toward a medical degree.
When he returned home to Mexico for a family visit, they were all very excited to learn about his experiences.
"Oh, Mama, it was fantastic. The people are so nice. I have received help wherever I went. Why, I even got a ticket to a baseball game. It was so much fun and the people were so nice. My seat was way out in center field. But, you know what, Mama? Before the game even started, the entire crowd stood up, waved to me and shouted, "Jose, can you see?"
Is that groaning I hear? If it is, I've got another one.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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Vicky returned the Birthday present I got for her... 
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Wouldn't it be awesome if you would know someone who can help you with computer issues
...Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.
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