The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

[rokkerr]

Not a big fan of Twilight either...

[carl goldfinger]

Hey friends,

I found this license plate at my neigbors parking place:

Funny, isn't it?

Carl

[rokkerr]

One for the boob guys... ID anyone?

[Pandora]

I'd love to say it was me....but not had any cock in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!! Think i'm going through withdrawl here

[rokkerr]

Remind us to do a kitchen vid....

[Pandora]

[LauraJebAndSue]

Pandora,

That is a great one! Took us three 20 - 30 seconds till Jebby told us what it was.

[Pandora]

Here's a pic of my and my bezzie on my last trip away with work. I'm the one on the left btw. Me all War'ry and in full on work mode, about 30 seconds after that was taken it all went to ratsh*t as we got mortared and RPG's plus full on contact from AK's and RPK's for about 8 hours....was not a happy bunny as I was tired and hungry lol, plus I got a bullet hole in my sleeping bag.

[WalterB]

Gee, Pandora, recent? Don't know where you were, but fer crissakes, take care of yourself. (Hot babe, by the way. Thanks for the pic.)

Remember, when the Sergeant yells, "Get Down!" he doesn't mean jump up and start dancing.

[lilJebby]

The Real cause of the Italian Cruise ship wreck! The news outlets would not report on this. Hot Italian nude chicks flashing me do me in too every time. Might this help the Captain in court?

[carl goldfinger]

Hey Pandora,

seems as if you are in Afganistan, somewhere?
Huuaahh !!! Very dangerous over there!
Keep your ass & head down when it bangs and then let your enemy have a look into your "magic box".
You know Pandoras legend? The box? Then, no more enemies!

The old gods made her of clay and gave her beauty, musicality, skillfullness, charm & a magical voice.

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When I look to your picture, I can see the old Gods did a good job.

Sincerely yours

Carl

Oops, Hey Jebby you are the best detective !!! You found the only reason for the ship wreck by a stupid horny captain

[lilJebby]

Carl, I lived on a sailboat, was a captain and got boob and pussy flashes all over the Caribbean, but had chicks playing and helping me focus at the task at hand so to speak and thus never hit a rock, reef or coral head. I looked, got hard but drove on!

Bad boy Jebby

[vectis]

Hi Pandora
Thx for the pic,I guess if it is recent that you are still in the RAF. Well good luck to you and I wish you all the best ...from an old sailor .

[hotjulie]

Jeb your post about the Italian cruise ship that sank and all those people lost their lives, is crude and so insensitive.

I'm sorry to anyone if I said something that offends, just how I feel

[lilJebby]

Julie, Please forgive. I know some lives were lost. Not trying to be insensitive or crude. At my old age and experience dealing with many deaths of close ones a bit of humor sometimes helps. I never thought that any on the ship with lost ones would be on the VNA and see what I posted. Walt please help me!

So you may kick me in the balls as a known bad boy cursed into evil by Laura and Sue

[Pandora]

No i'm back in Germany now. Was out on the last Herrick Tour, March-September. Just finishing off my piccie album from it all. Got some great ones.

[WalterB]

Jeb, I tend to agree with Julie, altho I fully understand you were just trying to be funny. There are examples all over the place of people using other peoples distress to be funny. Sometimes they say that laughter will help you deal with a horiffic situation.

I will admit that sometimes a bad situation can be funny if you don't consider the death that results. I remember a story about a guy who was driving his truck on a berm between sludge pits at a hog farm. Apparently his truck got too close to the edge and slid off into the pit, where he drowned or suffocated, don't remember which. Terrible for the man to die, but....

I can see your humor, Jeb, as long as you do have respect for those who didn't make it, which I'm sure you do. Maybe in the future, reconsider posting something that could offend others (like I've never done that myself, lol.)

And our dear Julie is a good and loving person. I'm betting she'll accept your apology and forgive you.

[lilJebby]

Walt, thank you. Laura and Sue actually posted that from one of my e-mails and you know they are nuts. I will spank them and then send them to Texas for you to keep in line.

Julie forgive me for kinky Laura and Sue. We now share all, but I must cut them off since Walt will soon care for all of their naughty nuts expensive needs.

Jebby

[carl goldfinger]

Hey Julie, Jebby & Walt,
sometimes laughing is the only way to handle indiscribable, terrible things & not to fall in desperation.
People in other cultures are smiling when they talk about death to keep him friendly & let him pass by for another while.
That's why I love comics with black humor.
But I would never forget the truth behind the story!
So, the ship wreck of Costa Concordia is truly a big catastrophe.
But it's also truth that captain Schettino was flirting with desasters when he was doing on a young Moldavian woman instead of controlling his ship.
Mockery & sarcasm over him!
That's the way I see Jebby's (bad boy, or was it L&S?) joke about that. I think that's ok, isn't it?

As you know, we in Germany have a strange relation to our history:
Walter Moers made a very good comic about "Adolf the Fuehrer",
a serious theme in the light of biting satire:

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Yours

Carl


PS: Even the Jewish community in Frankfurt gave Walter Moers good critique about his comic.
I'm not sure if it was ever translated into English.

[Benny25]

Here's a pic of my and my bezzie on my last trip away with work. I'm the one on the left btw. Me all War'ry and in full on work mode, about 30 seconds after that was taken it all went to ratsh*t as we got mortared and RPG's plus full on contact from AK's and RPK's for about 8 hours....was not a happy bunny as I was tired and hungry lol, plus I got a bullet hole in my sleeping bag.

That's a great pic Pandora. You're British, right? I'm glad you're in a safer place. My nephew is stationed in Germany and from the sound of it, I think he's planning to live there.