The Official Stupid Shit Pic of the Day Thread

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[WalterB]

Rokkerr, you've got to get a handle on that drinking,

The escort wanted more money for no condom....

[lance_s]

People ask why the wires always get bumped in camshows...

Street wiring in India:

[ErikB]

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[WalterB]

That's good news! I don't have a birthmark. That means I died peacefully in the arms of a beautiful blonde.

[ErikB]

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[WalterB]

Couple of Pistachio farms up in Alamogordo, about 70 miles north. Eagle Ranch and PistachioLand. I shop The Eagle Ranch because it was the first one. Back in the '80-s-'90's I used to drive back and forth from Denver to El Paso several times a year. I'd always stop at Eagle Ranch for a couple bags of in-the-shell pistachios. Yes, you can get just the kernels, too, but, for some reason, for me, cracking open the half-popped shell is part of the Pistachio experience,

A bag of kernels is pricier, but without the shells, you get a lot more in a 1 lb. bag, for example. I usually get a bag of the Red Chili and one of Garlic and Green Chili. But I'll usually mix the second one up. I like the Red Chili, but all of their products are great. If you like pistachios why not try out a bag? https://www.heartofthedesert.com/

ANYWAY, the reason for the post is a billboard in Ft Sumner, New Mexico, where Billy the Kid was killed by Pat Garret in the home of Pete Maxwell in 1881. The VNA girls should at least like the sign, if not the nuts, lol.
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[ErikB]

Couple of Pistachio farms up in Alamogordo, about 70 miles north. Eagle Ranch and PistachioLand. I shop The Eagle Ranch because it was the first one. Back in the '80-s-'90's I used to drive back and forth from Denver to El Paso several times a year. I'd always stop at Eagle Ranch for a couple bags of in-the-shell pistachios. Yes, you can get just the kernels, too, but, for some reason, for me, cracking open the half-popped shell is part of the Pistachio experience,

A bag of kernels is pricier, but without the shells, you get a lot more in a 1 lb. bag, for example. I usually get a bag of the Red Chili and one of Garlic and Green Chili. But I'll usually mix the second one up. I like the Red Chili, but all of their products are great. If you like pistachios why not try out a bag? https://www.heartofthedesert.com/

ANYWAY, the reason for the post is a billboard in Ft Sumner, New Mexico, where Billy the Kid was killed by Pat Garret in the home of Pete Maxwell in 1881. The VNA girls should at least like the sign, if not the nuts, lol.
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So you mixed up the second bag? Were you inspired by the sign, Sir Mix-a-lot?

[WalterB]

I mix up the second bag with a different bag, not the contents OF the bag,

[ErikB]

I mix up the second bag with a different bag, not the contents OF the bag,

Oh! I didn't catch that!

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[rokkerr]

[ErikB]

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[rokkerr]

[rokkerr]

I never was good at geography

[rokkerr]

I have a flight Sunday... there better not be any fucking drummers...

[ErikB]

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[WalterB]

I would hate to be placed under the rest - depending, of course, who "the rest" are. And I'm not talking The Professor and Mary Ann..

[ErikB]

I would hate to be placed under the rest - depending, of course, who "the rest" are. And I'm not talking The Professor and Mary Ann..

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Good memory! I didn't think of The Professor and Mary Ann.

[WalterB]

I'm gonna die someday so I've started making arrangements. I've got a 'casket' arranged for, but am wondering where to put it. I'm thinking I might have it shipped to Vicky and Rokkerr, lol.
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[ErikB]

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