Current Top VNA Ranks - who to look up to, or down to

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rokkerr
Army Chief of Staff "Number One"
Posts: 12993
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May 13th, 2009, 9:40 pm

Remember that ranks come with the number of posts....... I think 100 posts gets a private to PFC....

1 stickyvicky 5374 Commander in briefs
2 WalterB 3847 Special Forces Commander (Lieutenant General)
3 John_fromNY 3241 General (4-Star)
4 rokkerr 3228 Army Chief of Staff "Number One"
5 Benny 2146 Special Forces Commander (Colonel)
6 LauraJebAndSue 1792 Major General (2-Star)
7 bossman2 1598 Major General (2-Star)
8 hotjulie 1389 Brigadier General (1-Star)
9 Tony D. 1363 Lieutenant General
10 Anthony_JK 1360 Chief Aide, Headbussa, & Legal Guardian
11 st1fler 1253 Brigadier General (1-Star)
12 Steinar 761 Colonel
13 h0rnytoad1 556 Captain
14 koalaman35 549 Captain
15 vectis 526 Captain
16 Donor T 465 Lieutenant
17 Batracer 410 Lieutenant
18 accidentaltribe 319 Sergeant
19 Torp 306 Sergeant
20 AussieSteve 305 Sergeant

Just wanted to give you the stats! :gay:
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h0rnytoad1
Lieutenant General (3-Star)
Posts: 12235
Joined: September 17th, 2007, 11:45 pm

May 13th, 2009, 10:00 pm

Thank you for the honor, i love being captain !

"Open hailing frequencies, this is Captain H.T Kirk of the U.S.S. Vienna, Prepare to be transported aboard, no need for alarm my transporter chief will beam all your clothes to your cabin, and i do mean *ALL* of your clothes. Nude is the only uniform on this ship."

Now i can pilot my own ship, steer it into any black holes i want (or white, pink, green) and christen any (play)mates that cum aboard ! :lmao:

(I think you gave me too much power Scotty , its gone to me head! lol)
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st1fler
Colonel
Posts: 3476
Joined: May 2nd, 2008, 7:51 pm
Location: Canada

May 14th, 2009, 12:53 am

oh captain my captain, I'll be at 2 star soon (whenever that is)
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h0rnytoad1
Lieutenant General (3-Star)
Posts: 12235
Joined: September 17th, 2007, 11:45 pm

May 15th, 2009, 1:43 am

Well Stifmeister, to quote another famous captain, er admiral, er captain...
"Let me tell you something. Don't! Don't let them promote you. Don't let them transfer you. Don't let them do *anything* that takes you off the bridge of that ship, because while you're there... you can make a difference. " Kirk, Generations, 1994
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hotjulie
General Fitness Commander
Posts: 3605
Joined: August 3rd, 2007, 7:25 am
Location: Canada

May 18th, 2009, 12:48 am

Oh captain, my caption. Wasn't that a poem about Abe Lincon, if I remember. I might be wrong trying to sound smart
Julie, Lady on the streets; freak in the sheets

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h0rnytoad1
Lieutenant General (3-Star)
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May 18th, 2009, 1:49 am

Nah it was just a line Dr Crusher said to Captain Picard in the episode "the naked now" , hehe fun stuff happens, they all got this "drunk" virus, that would make them act drunk. Drunk and naked. one follows the other. usually in that order. otherwise you know you made a big mistook last night :wtf: :noway!

Partyed like crazy in outter space and used another ship to save the Enterprise from a meteor.

Tip #1 : Always bring a Wesley Crusher in outter space. He's very usefull, even drunk.

Tip #2 : Don't drink and warp, you never know when you're gonna end up.

did i say time travel ? :whome:
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vectis
Major
Posts: 2087
Joined: October 5th, 2008, 8:28 am
Location: Isle of Wight England

May 19th, 2009, 5:32 pm

I appear to have reached my zenith on the posting list.
Apart from Tony D all above me are regular posting members so 14th ain't bad but future progress is unlikely.
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rokkerr
Army Chief of Staff "Number One"
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May 19th, 2009, 5:55 pm

vectis wrote:I appear to have reached my zenith on the posting list.
Apart from Tony D all above me are regular posting members so 14th ain't bad but future progress is unlikely.
Talk more, wank less.... that will take care of taking over Stiffy
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h0rnytoad1
Lieutenant General (3-Star)
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Joined: September 17th, 2007, 11:45 pm

May 19th, 2009, 5:57 pm

you'll make Major soon enough, took me only like 30 or 40posts at most i think
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LauraJebAndSue
Colonel
Posts: 3565
Joined: September 5th, 2007, 10:08 pm
Location: Nashville, NYC, OKC & CyberVille

May 20th, 2009, 8:00 pm

Vicky, Rokkerr & VNA,

We are very honored to think anyone "looks up" to us! Somehow we are good at pissing a few troops off and causing trouble all in the name of fun.

So why do woman talk so much and men think so much?

Woman have 2 sets of lips, and men 2 heads! :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

All 4 things get us all in trouble!!!

LJ&S
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h0rnytoad1
Lieutenant General (3-Star)
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May 20th, 2009, 11:08 pm

lol HT laugh at funny Trio joke


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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vectis
Major
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Location: Isle of Wight England

May 21st, 2009, 11:16 am

2 sets of lips and 2 heads...thats a great line Trio :lmao:
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JTRIBE
Private
Posts: 9
Joined: May 19th, 2009, 8:53 pm
Location: Cleveland, Ohio

May 21st, 2009, 4:09 pm

I should at least be a sgt. in hands. LOL :-handjob :-handjob :-handjob
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John_fromNY
Major General (2-Star)
Posts: 7534
Joined: February 3rd, 2007, 8:54 pm
Location: New York

May 23rd, 2009, 12:23 pm

Are you the member calling himself "JOE TRIBE"??? Isn't he a member here too? I thought Anthony did the same thing. He registered as two different persons here on the board. Yet didn't post using that other alias.

Now the key thing people is the average number of posts per day.

I used to have at a minimum 6.54 per day. Though I was here alot. Almost 24/7, every waking hour...

And Bossman. He once did 63 posts in about five hours, in a day's sitting at the old P.C.

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porndemon69
Master Sergeant
Posts: 925
Joined: May 14th, 2009, 7:42 am
Location: DA, Arkansas (Woo Pig Sooey Razorbacks)

May 23rd, 2009, 3:10 pm

My goal is to be in the top 20 by July 4, 2009.

Hott damn I have some good goals to be an officer in the VNA and to have a date with Sunny at the bunny ranch. :-devil: :-devil: :-devil:
1.Pervert-to lead astray; corrupt; to misuse; to distort; one practicing Sexuaul perversion- any sexual act considered abnormal
2.Pervert- The Porndemon69
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John_fromNY
Major General (2-Star)
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Location: New York

May 23rd, 2009, 3:25 pm

So in order for you to win a date with Sunny.. you'll have to post!!

Well, get posting my man....

Give me a 100... not pushups silly boy... but a 100 consecutive hours here posting at the board without sleep!!!

:sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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porndemon69
Master Sergeant
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May 24th, 2009, 2:51 am

I wish that was all had to do to win a date with Sunny I'd be posting 24 7. :-devil: :-devil: :-devil:
1.Pervert-to lead astray; corrupt; to misuse; to distort; one practicing Sexuaul perversion- any sexual act considered abnormal
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John_fromNY
Major General (2-Star)
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May 24th, 2009, 2:17 pm

Porndemon, you posted 17 times today in about an hour and a quarter...

:clap :trophy :clap

Hey Vicky and Rokkerr, he may be on his way to surpassing Bossman's record for daily posts set here at the board...

Keep it up!!

:D :icon_wink: :D :icon_wink:
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rokkerr
Army Chief of Staff "Number One"
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May 24th, 2009, 3:43 pm

John_fromNY wrote:Porndemon, you posted 17 times today in about an hour and a quarter...

:clap :trophy :clap

Hey Vicky and Rokkerr, he may be on his way to surpassing Bossman's record for daily posts set here at the board...

Keep it up!!

:D :icon_wink: :D :icon_wink:
What is that record John? I never kept any data on that...... remember Batracer? He might have that record too. :weird_thread:
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porndemon69
Master Sergeant
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May 24th, 2009, 3:52 pm

Hey man whats the record I doubt I can do it though I got tired of typing and just took a two and half hour break.
1.Pervert-to lead astray; corrupt; to misuse; to distort; one practicing Sexuaul perversion- any sexual act considered abnormal
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