Walts Travelogue

[PeterL22]

...or this retarded product (yea I probably can't say retarded) Only problem with this one is that at 90 degrees I can see this one being ineffective unless you have it in a sweat stain case.

"Hello...can you hang on a sec while I wipe my armpit off of my phone." Yikes

Just seen this - I assume that the iPhone is set to vibrate!
I always keep mine in the front pocket of my jeans - nowadays junk phone calls are exactly that - and a pleasure to boot!

[WalterB]

CARMEN IN ABILENE - DAY 2

Well, 2nd night: Word must have gotten around, because I couldn't even get close to the lube and the stage and Carmen. There was one guy who was tipping every dancer who went up. So, as soon as Carmen started spreading her towel out, he was up there. And the crowd quickly followed. So I just sat back and watched. I guarantee you, everyone had a really great time.

Carmen was the last dancer of the evening, so we went home after that. Carmen let the manager carry her back and forth to the club, which was fine by me. That allowed me to sleep in a little longer. I think she wanted to ride with me, but the manager apparently was a little insistent. Carmen thought he had the Hots for her, lol. Well, wouldn't you?

By the time we got home (hotels,) it was near 4 AM, so she and I both packed and got ready to go. I didn't dare fall sleep so I went ahead and checked out at close to 5. I got coffee and a paper and went over to her hotel to wait. She came down about 5:30 and we headed off to the airport.

I got her to the terminal, dropped her off (lots of hugs, kisses, etc.etc.) Hated to leave, but, of course, time moves on, lol. I headed on down the highway, gassed up and found a Denny's for breakfast. After that, pointed 'er West and headed on home - Visions of sugar plums (and Carmen Valentina) dancing in my head, lol.

Wonderful end to a great weekend. I can't post the video here (file too large,) so maybe Carmen will get it posted on her site. I'll remind her.

[stickyvicky]

I hv seen Carmen featuring! She really does do an amazing job! Did u know Carmen and Lauren are doing a feature act at the awards show this weekend?

[George B]

I hv seen Carmen featuring! She really does do an amazing job! Did u know Carmen and Lauren are doing a feature act at the awards show this weekend?

Walt you lucky devil!

[WalterB]

I hv seen Carmen featuring! She really does do an amazing job!

Especially after watching all of the local corpses dancing. I've mentioned before my thoughts on today's stage dancers, meaning the local regulars. They're mostly asleep, barely even moving. And then they wonder why the clubs are so dead.

I've mentioned before how everyone woke up when Vicky went on stage to dance. The interest level went thru the roof! Same with Carmen. Everyone was suddenly, "Whoa! Wait a minute. What's THIS?!?!?! And then I got my hands on a bottle of lube!

[WalterB]

I hv seen Carmen featuring! She really does do an amazing job! Did u know Carmen and Lauren are doing a feature act at the awards show this weekend?

Walt you lucky devil!

Just remember, George. Carmen didn't invite me back to her room so we could get in a little "practice time."

[WalterB]

Well, my weekend in Tampa has been another wild one. I'll tell you one thing, when a thousand porn stars (ok, it seemed like a thousand, lol,) get together, there are, as they say, NO HOLES BARRED. (Or, is that No HOLDS barred? lol.) I'll write more once I get home, but suffice it to say, quite a number of ladies were there.

Vicky, Sara and Nina Kayy, Carmen and Lauren, Kelley Cabbana, Sunny Lane, ChellieDD, Lelu Love. Then there were a hundred others, gorgeous women one and all. Mostly naked, too. And things weren't helped by Lauren sitting beside me last night and grabbing every pussy in sight, lol.

Also met Whitehat and j.d.eeViant. Got enough pictures of Sunny Lane and ChellyDD to make Admin Carl and Admin DrDave47 very jealous, so all-in-all, it was a good weekend.

I'll post a few pics after I get home, but I expect Rokkerr will post a great set on Vicky's site once he's able.

Exxxotica is up next. All I can say is, either get there or, very simply, miss the bet time of your life.

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[hennar2017]

How do we find out who won any awards? Wish I could have been there with you but alas that's life. Looking forward to your pictures.

[WalterB]

I don't know where the awards are listed. Haven't found anything yet. Will try to get some pics up tomorrow (Tuesday.)

[hennar2017]

Did Vicky win anything? I know her Doc Martin won but did she get anything else?

[stickyvicky]

Nope just the Doc Johnson toy! But hey I'm happy with that! Just good to keep being nominated for things year after year. I did post the list on the Nightmoves thread?

[hennar2017]

Like Kelley C. said it is just a great honor to be nominated and I agree! Maybe your sales will increase!!! Congrats.

[rokkerr]

Before Walt posts anything about his last travel... this picture sums it up...

[George B]

Before Walt posts anything about his last travel... this picture sums it up...

I gotta get me a fancy VNA hat

[j.d.eeViant]

I'd love to see the pic you got of me and Carmen, its the only picture of me that night (I'm so camera shy now lol)

[WalterB]

Here you go, JD. Found you in the background of the first one, and the second is the one you wanted. Click on the pics to get the original pics and to download them.

[WalterB]

Now, come on, I"m not THAT friggin' old....

Was looking for my TV remote yesterday. Damn sewing program came on. Oh, Lord, PLEASE don't make me watch the SEWING channel.

So I looked on the lamp table next to me, where I usually keep it. Not there.
So I looked down on the floor next to my chair, where it sometimes falls. Not there.
Felt around on the floor under the lamp table. Dang, not there, either.
Looked on the other side of the chair. Not there. Well,
So I get up. I looked all over the living room. Nowhere.
Went into the kitchen, looked all over. NOwhere. I even looked in the friggin' ice box. Not there. No where!
Well,
So I headed back to my chair. As I neared my chair, guess what I saw.
Yep! Right there. Right in my friggin' chair. Right where i had been sitting not 45 SECONDS earlier. It had presumably slid off of my lap down between my leg and the chair arm. RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I had to laugh. Then I had to cry.

I swear. If you can avoid it, don't get OLD. It ain't NEAR as much fun as it looks.

[stickyvicky]

That happens to everyone! It has nothing to do with getting old! You are just fine!

How many times do I leave the office and walk downstairs and then forget why I went there? I remember after I go back upstairs!

[WalterB]

Well, I haven't yet forgotten why I'm standing in the bathroom, so maybe I am safe.

I learned that, too. If I forget why the hell I went somewhere, if I go back to where I had the original idea, I'll remember.

[PeterL22]

Well, I haven't yet forgotten why I'm standing in the bathroom, so maybe I am safe.

I learned that, too. If I forget why the hell I went somewhere, if I go back to where I had the original idea, I'll remember.

It's called a CRAFT moment Walt, "Can't Remember A F***ing Thing".
Apparently they are a sign of experience and wisdom!