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Hey everyone...who doesn't love a good joke or crazy wacky video...I sure do! So I will be posting my own jokes that I tell on video here and also pictures and other video's too! Please fell free to share if you have anything also!
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LauraJebAndSue
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LOL 
Clearly not Nix!
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Clearly not Nix!
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h0rnytoad1
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mine does that too, lets have a party !
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WalterB
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Shanda, does this mean that, if I sleep with you, and do it good, (apologies, Nix, 
) does this mean that I will go to Heaven??
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on University of Arizona chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God'!
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
) does this mean that I will go to Heaven??HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on University of Arizona chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God'!
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
I can resist everything except temptation.
I like cinnamon but not this much yikes!
I bet her boyfreind didn't get any after laughing at her like that,
http://www.break.com/index/another-hot- ... lenge.html
I bet her boyfreind didn't get any
after laughing at her like that, http://www.break.com/index/another-hot- ... lenge.html
Women are like police. They can have all the evidences in the world, but they still want the confession. -Chris Rock
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John_fromNY
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That was very good Shanda. So funny!!ShandaFay wrote:Hey everyone...who doesn't love a good joke or crazy wacky video...I sure do! So I will be posting my own jokes that I tell on video here and also pictures and other video's too! Please fell free to share if you have anything also!
Thanks everyone!
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ShandaFay
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My Birthday Gift!
The lesbians next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex!
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
The lesbians next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex!
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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Has anyone ever tried that? lol... i love cinnamon! I'm gonna try a small teaspoonful... I'll let you know!heynow wrote:I like cinnamon but not this much yikes!
I bet her boyfreind didn't get any
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Yes, let us know how you make out Vicky, I love cinnamon too but I am not brave enough to try that
Be sure to be by a sink and have plenty of water handy when you try it
Here is another one from the Cinammon challange!!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1 ... 82513.html
Be sure to be by a sink and have plenty of water handy when you try it
Here is another one from the Cinammon challange!!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1 ... 82513.html
Women are like police. They can have all the evidences in the world, but they still want the confession. -Chris Rock
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h0rnytoad1
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nah don't do that, you're just gonna choke on it anyon would, even if you try to hold your breath, its just gonna stay there. See that girl could'nt breath? bet her lungs hurt like hell after.stickyvicky wrote:Has anyone ever tried that? lol... i love cinnamon! I'm gonna try a small teaspoonful... I'll let you know!heynow wrote:I like cinnamon but not this much yikes!
I bet her boyfreind didn't get any
http://www.break.com/index/another-hot- ... lenge.html
Have to wash it down before taking a breath. bet that's the trick. but even then, there's gonna be some left i'm sure. Don't make yourself choke. good lord, that's just bad of her bf to laugh like a hienna and do nothing.
Have your glasses of water or bottles opened already.
Better yet: Just do like i do, toast some raisin bread, butter then cinamon on it. mm mm mm so good. lil coffee to wash it down. the best. no choking involved.
did you know cinamon is a natural appetite supressant? S'what i heard.
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WalterB
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Sorry, folks, you know me. I am no longer astounded by the stupid things people do. And, that BF? Wow! So glad he is so concerned his GF is choking to death. So much for love, huh? Why would you want to do that, Vicky? It is a powder that immediately soaks up all of the moisture in your mouth and throat, leaving you unable to swallow or breathe.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Here is a short but funny joke, sort of what women say about me 
Little girl goes into the barber shop with her father, she stands next to
the barber chair, eating a cupcake, while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on
your muffin."
"I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits too."
Little girl goes into the barber shop with her father, she stands next to
the barber chair, eating a cupcake, while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on
your muffin."
"I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits too."
Women are like police. They can have all the evidences in the world, but they still want the confession. -Chris Rock
8 Things that Piss Me Off
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick .
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?
4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the fuckin ceiling up there.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
7. When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick .
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?
4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at the fuckin ceiling up there.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
7. When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
Women are like police. They can have all the evidences in the world, but they still want the confession. -Chris Rock
Now this is a talented asshole
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I heard of putting cinnamon in coffee. Also nutmeg in coffee. Sort of like the newest fad of flavored coffees.heynow wrote:I like cinnamon but not this much yikes!
I bet her boyfreind didn't get any
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But ingesting a whole measuring cup of dry cinnamon? What a dope.
What's next, smoking cloves???
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