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WalterB
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Funny. Rodney had a TV show a couple years ago I liked. This reminds me of a joke I posted a year ago here.
I came home with a brand new pair of boots and went to show them to Mabel, who was on the couch reading.
I said, "Look, Mabel. How's this?" She didn't even look up. A bit frustrated, I walked closer and said, "Hey, Mabel, Whatdaya think of this?" Still no response.
So I went into the bedroom and took off all of my clothes except my shiny new boots and went back into the living room.
"How about now, Mabel, how about now?"
"Walt, it's hanging down. It's always been hanging down, it always will be hanging down."
Now thoroughly frustrated, I shouted, "You know why it's hanging down, Mabel? Ya know why??? It's lookin' at my new boots."
She never looked up as she replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Walt! Shoulda bought a hat!"
I came home with a brand new pair of boots and went to show them to Mabel, who was on the couch reading.
I said, "Look, Mabel. How's this?" She didn't even look up. A bit frustrated, I walked closer and said, "Hey, Mabel, Whatdaya think of this?" Still no response.
So I went into the bedroom and took off all of my clothes except my shiny new boots and went back into the living room.
"How about now, Mabel, how about now?"
"Walt, it's hanging down. It's always been hanging down, it always will be hanging down."
Now thoroughly frustrated, I shouted, "You know why it's hanging down, Mabel? Ya know why??? It's lookin' at my new boots."
She never looked up as she replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Walt! Shoulda bought a hat!"
I can resist everything except temptation.
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h0rnytoad1
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WalterB wrote:Funny. Rodney had a TV show a couple years ago I liked. This reminds me of a joke I posted a year ago here.
I came home with a brand new pair of boots and went to show them to Mabel, who was on the couch reading.
I said, "Look, Mabel. How's this?" She didn't even look up. A bit frustrated, I walked closer and said, "Hey, Mabel, Whatdaya think of this?" Still no response.
So I went into the bedroom and took off all of my clothes except my shiny new boots and went back into the living room.
"How about now, Mabel, how about now?"
"Walt, it's hanging down. It's always been hanging down, it always will be hanging down."
Now thoroughly frustrated, I shouted, "You know why it's hanging down, Mabel? Ya know why??? It's lookin' at my new boots."
She never looked up as she replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Walt! Shoulda bought a hat!"
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John_fromNY
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Good one there Rokkker Dave.rokkerr wrote:http://www.toilette-humor.com/male_humo ... nisA.shtml
...And if you can't be with the one you love.., "Love the One You're With" -- Stephen Stills 1970
Another good one by him is "I got a 12 inch dick, and a dozen roses." I don't have the link sorry, I also don't have a 12 inch dick, but I wish I knew a guy 
Julie, Lady on the streets; freak in the sheets
Some of the best cowboys, are Cowgirls!!
Some of the best cowboys, are Cowgirls!!
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