Of course, if you keep yourself clean, that would probably make you a Clean Slut, which probably doesn't make much of a difference.
Renegade Evolution's Dirty Slut Challenge (predicated on Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck" sctick):
Were it an Olympic Event, would you have a gold medal in the "walk of shame"? (If you considered it "shame"?)
Do you have a special phone list for fuck buddies?
Does this list have multiple first names, some of which have to be designated with a last initial for clarity?
Does your circle of friends play "the Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon" substituting you for Bacon in order to keep track of who has fucked you and who has yet to fuck you?
Do they not bother because the answer to that question is everyone?
Do you keep track of the people you have fucked according to sexual acts done because you sometimes recognize their faces but do not remember their names?
Do you take it in the ass? And everywhere else...rain, or sleet, or dark of night?
Have you ever been arrested or close to arrested for having sex in public?
More than once?
Have you ever been the main participant in a gangbang?
When horny, is a bathroom stall or parking lot as good as a bedroom? (Or...simply whereever you are at the moment "it" hits will have to do??)
Have you ever walked in on a conversation between other people where all of those people have fucked you, and fucking you is the subject of said conversation?
Do you have three different wardrobes: Work, Casual, Getting Laid? (Or a fourth: Just Plain Nekkid???)
(Bonus point Q: Do you consider your favorite lingerie inner wear, outer wear, or just preliminaries for the main event??)
Do you buy condoms and lube.in bulk?
Does your list of sexual partners exceed the size of a college lecture class?
Does your list of kinks require an extra sheet of paper? (Or, if online, a whole webpage??)
Do you consider women who say things like "well, I am slut, but only for MY MAN" rank amateurs?
Do your requirements for having sex include something hard: "You've had a hard day, he has a hard body, his name might be too hard to remember....and, oh wow, a hard cock? (Or two...or five..or ten???)
(And, if you also go for women, too, does the same apply for them: save for something soft..like big tits or round ass??)
Do people within your circle often refer to you as a whore/skank/slut/tramp/easy.do you wonder if it makes them jealous?
Does the list of places you've hooked up read much like a world tour list for Aerosmith?
Do you intimidate other sluts with your sluttiness?
Do you like the idea of being a Dirty Slut?
Well then, you just might be a Dirty Slut.
Anyways...question to the ladies of the VNA: How would you rank in "Dirty Slutitude"???
Anthony
