My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[PeterL22]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

[lance_s]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

[PeterL22]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

[lance_s]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

[PeterL22]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!

[lance_s]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!

I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)

[PeterL22]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!

I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)

I think that you did - I always give the measure per side. If you want a total for both, I guess it would be 4 BSH.
Could you clarify what GBH stands for (apart for Grevious Bodily Harm!)?

[lance_s]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!

I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)

I think that you did - I always give the measure per side. If you want a total for both, I guess it would be 4 BSH.
Could you clarify what GBH stands for (apart for Grevious Bodily Harm!)?

I thought about the grevious bodily harm interpretation after I'd already submitted the post. I thought you might have guessed what I intended by GBH - generous British handful!

So 2 BSH = 1 GBH

[PeterL22]

I wasn't even rude to him? I just said I didn't know what he was talking about? Which I didn't. His email was kind of cryptic didn't you think? Whatever...

Looks to me like classic Cold War KGB recruitment email.
It's how the got me involved - whoops forget I said that!

Anyway , you'd make a great Honey Trap Vicky.

Or even a honey pot?

But as your controller, I would have to debrief you Vicky (that works on several levels)!!

As controller, do you have to provide support as necessary?

Support (I would estimate 2 BSH), training, gadgets and as I said my favourite - debriefing!!!

I would estimate Vicky as more than 2 BSH. 2 GBH perhaps? (Did I just coin a new unit of measure?)

I think that you did - I always give the measure per side. If you want a total for both, I guess it would be 4 BSH.
Could you clarify what GBH stands for (apart for Grevious Bodily Harm!)?

I thought about the grevious bodily harm interpretation after I'd already submitted the post. I thought you might have guessed what I intended by GBH - generous British handful!

So 2 BSH = 1 GBH

I'm more a traditionalist - BSH (for our American viewers) = British Standard Handful

[stickyvicky]

Since I have to deal with the stupidity all day long everyday, on Twitter, on Instagram, only fans, by email, (I also get messages on manyvids and pornhub and other places, but I never read them.)

We may as well get a laugh out of it right? Every day i get dick pics, marriage proposals, offers to "save/rescue me" from my horrible life and demands to turn my life over to Jesus and stop sinning or else I will burn in hell.
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[WalterB]

Apparently it's only not allowed to have a paid subscription in Iran. Looks like "free" subscriptions are OK.

[stickyvicky]

I told him to join her onlyfans. That is the one good thing about that service it's allowed in all countries because it's not porn haha… true story..

[CGYMike]

I can't tolerate myself either :)

[stickyvicky]

How should I answer this one?

[LizLemon85]

That is both sad and hilarious at the same time.
Yes, it is indeed too much to ask.
And every hipster in your local coffee shop looks "kinda like Jesus", so not a very unique selling point.
Plus, obviously it's a trick and he's not the real Jesus because the real Jesus was shy.

[WalterB]

LOL. You reply with, "My son. You want to play me in a movie? Grow a beard, go find a hooker who looks like Mary, then get naked and make some bacon. You can use your phone to record it. Send me the clip and I'll post it here for everyone."

[CGYMike]

Man, have I missed this thread :) hahaha

[stickyvicky]

Got a kick out of this one. Wow 1000 condoms huh? Damn that's impressive. I'm glad he put (tits) in parenthesis to clarify what he meant. Any suggestions on how to answer him?

[WalterB]

How about "Can you send 100 to my cam room Admin Walt? He keeps getting stuff all over his keyboard.".

[LizLemon85]

A little offtopic, but what the hell are "Trojan Condoms"? You unwrap them and a bunch of greek warriors jump out to take over Troy?