My new "top ten best emails ever" thread.

[stickyvicky]

Nice underwear lol......

[lance_s]

“Hey I’m starting porn do you manage or own any models. I want someone that knows what they’re doing who can help me because I’m going to become bigger than carter cruise and Kendra Sunderland together and still tour all around the world and impact people”

In the vna inbox - I’ll let the Connie be the judge... but he’s not going to bigger than Cartee Cruise and isn’t impacting me

Isn't the expression "... or OWN any models" a red flag of some sort? Surely no one owns models? Unless he's referring to little plastic thingammies of some sort.

[rokkerr]

Not the best way to introduce yourself in the business world... wtf??


"in your joining your affilate program, i am glad that we can start some kind of worthwhile enterprise, and in this message i hope that every one of you with vicky the "viking goddess" understand what is at this new table of "setting up".
there are rune stones with markings caled eldar futark that can trace the path of godhood through the norse germanic tongue of filth, and as its read i ask, why the fuck am i sharinv this bullshit.

i pray to the corpse of odin and the fallen yggsdrisil that yall have something to say for all the dead vikings.


this is no shot in the dark....

sincerely
Brian the Broiss"

[stickyvicky]

Omg lol.... He must have eaten the magic mushrooms that grow in Norway and gone berserk.....

[rokkerr]

Anyone feeling generous?? Just a small amount needed....

Hello. I really need your help. My life has been plagued by bad things that I lost everything, I want you to help God, I know no one is going to help me. But hopefully God, I need $ 25,000,000 for treatment, and because I'm a boycott I only have a digital account and my account is z395125647243 My bank name is Webmoney, maybe someone found for God will help me cure me and later save money. If I stay alive then send it, God willing

[WalterB]

Wait. Let me check my piggy bank.

[stickyvicky]

I got this one today!

Hello,

I'm interested in joining and actually interacting with the women. Is this a sex community though? Do people have sexual encounters here or is it strictly a video production company?

xxxxxxxxxx
xxxx@gmail.com
Vickyathome.com

(I removed his name and email address so you wouldn't be tempted to send him a silly answer, lol... )

[WalterB]

Awww, c'mon. Let us have 'im.

[Andrew35]

I got this one today!

Hello,

I'm interested in joining and actually interacting with the women. Is this a sex community though? Do people have sexual encounters here or is it strictly a video production company?

xxxxxxxxxx
xxxx@gmail.com
Vickyathome.com

(I removed his name and email address so you wouldn't be tempted to send him a silly answer, lol... )

[lance_s]

I got this one today!

Hello,

I'm interested in joining and actually interacting with the women. Is this a sex community though? Do people have sexual encounters here or is it strictly a video production company?

xxxxxxxxxx
xxxx@gmail.com
Vickyathome.com

(I removed his name and email address so you wouldn't be tempted to send him a silly answer, lol... )

Interacting with the ladies - submit a post that gets their attention and elicits a response. That's interaction, isn't it?

Sexual encounter - submit a post that triggers a sexual response. Or respond sexually to someone else's post.

Those aren't silly answers are they? (whistling innocently)

[stickyvicky]

I actually sent him back a very kind and sweet reply. I can only assume he is young....

[stickyvicky]

I'm getting all the winners this week! Does this person think from sending an email like this, I'm going to give him my address and tell him to come on over? I feel like I should make up an address and send him on a goosechase? What do you think?
-------------------------------
Vicky
Wanna to meet for private fuck.Please,give the address. Please.

Robin
xxxxxx@gmail.com
Vickyathome.com

[lance_s]

I'm getting all the winners this week! Does this person think from sending an email like this, I'm going to give him my address and tell him to come on over? I feel like I should make up an address and send him on a goosechase? What do you think?
-------------------------------
Vicky
Wanna to meet for private fuck.Please,give the address. Please.

Robin
xxxxxx@gmail.com
Vickyathome.com

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

[stickyvicky]

Dear Robin,
I would love to fuck you! Thank you so much for reaching out to me! Do you have a big dick? I will be waiting for you! I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. You may have to hop the fence and sneak in but don't worry I will be there waiting for you with my legs open!

[wshandcock]

Dear Robin,
I would love to fuck you! Thank you so much for reaching out to me! Do you have a big dick? I will be waiting for you! I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. You may have to hop the fence and sneak in but don't worry I will be there waiting for you with my legs open!

Great now he will be walking around my neighborhood looking for you.

[WalterB]

Well, Handcock, with that cute maid's outfit you plan on wearing, I'm betting you'll be easy to spot (if you don't shave your legs, )

[Andrew35]

Dear Robin,
I would love to fuck you! Thank you so much for reaching out to me! Do you have a big dick? I will be waiting for you! I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. You may have to hop the fence and sneak in but don't worry I will be there waiting for you with my legs open!

I'll be standing next to the orange looking fella in the suit, oh if they stop you just tell them Ivanka sent you lol

[stickyvicky]

lol... I'm so tempted to send that! But afraid also. I don't want to be arrested for solicitation! Or worse yet he turns out to be like 12... and then I'm in all sorts of trouble for emailing with a minor... In this business I would be to blame... sigh... as fun as it would be, I'll just delete the email like I always do...

[lance_s]

lol... I'm so tempted to send that! But afraid also. I don't want to be arrested for solicitation! Or worse yet he turns out to be like 12... and then I'm in all sorts of trouble for emailing with a minor... In this business I would be to blame... sigh... as fun as it would be, I'll just delete the email like I always do...

I never even thought about the minor bit. Life has become a lot more challenging than it needs to be.

[stickyvicky]

I got this one last night.

Hey bi-slut bitch, I can cure you of your sickness. It's called a bullet to the head.

Sick nasty bi-slut whore!

Goeff Yuself
go.fuck.yourself@yahoo.com