jokes for Sunny
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h0rnytoad1
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lol, love it!
Here's one for ya:
Q) What do you get when you mix a redhead, a battery and potato chips?
A) A redhead who's Eveready and Frito-Lay.
Be naughty...Save Santa the trip
Here's one for ya:
Q) What do you get when you mix a redhead, a battery and potato chips?
A) A redhead who's Eveready and Frito-Lay.
Be naughty...Save Santa the trip
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h0rnytoad1
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The 25 Most Important People in a Redhead's Life
1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
4. The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
11. The chef because he knows how to cook.
12. The small appliance repair man because he revs it up.
13. The furniture mover because he knows right where to put it.
14. The aerobics instructor because he gets results.
15. The neighbor cuz he keeps things interesting.
16. The alien cuz he's the kinkiest.
17. The magician cuz he appreciates what I have up my sleeve.
18. Microsoft Word Thesaurus Manager cuz he knows what I want, just needs some more training.
19. My pretend weight guesser at the circus cuz he always gives me a compliment.
20. The Australian cuz his kisses are down under.
21. The computer whiz, cuz he knows what to do.
22. The insurance man cuz he pulls out his policy.
23. The vacuum salesman cuz he makes me scream the word.
24. The baker cuz he likes my biscuits.
25. My phone installer cuz I like it aurally.
1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
4. The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
11. The chef because he knows how to cook.
12. The small appliance repair man because he revs it up.
13. The furniture mover because he knows right where to put it.
14. The aerobics instructor because he gets results.
15. The neighbor cuz he keeps things interesting.
16. The alien cuz he's the kinkiest.
17. The magician cuz he appreciates what I have up my sleeve.
18. Microsoft Word Thesaurus Manager cuz he knows what I want, just needs some more training.
19. My pretend weight guesser at the circus cuz he always gives me a compliment.
20. The Australian cuz his kisses are down under.
21. The computer whiz, cuz he knows what to do.
22. The insurance man cuz he pulls out his policy.
23. The vacuum salesman cuz he makes me scream the word.
24. The baker cuz he likes my biscuits.
25. My phone installer cuz I like it aurally.
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h0rnytoad1
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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the redhead wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
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h0rnytoad1
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Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street.
They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has.
They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.
FS: "Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
SS: "Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions"
They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead.
FS: "Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"
His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink !"
They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has.
They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.
FS: "Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
SS: "Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions"
They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead.
FS: "Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"
His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink !"
Q: like a Tootsie-Pop, how much licks to Sunny's pussy does it take to make her cum? A:Probably one if you can touch your forehead with your tongue: a few more if you are experienced & know what you are doing: & for me I could try for 2 hours or more & she probably feel like she sat on a wet spot on a chair.
I met a girl & we seemed to get along well for having just met. As we were parting she said I should give her a ring some time. I felt flattered, but said " Should we go out a few times first & get to know each other. I don't even know your ring size."
I figure for me to have a chance with Sunny are very slim, espescially with her being bisexual. There would have to be no other men or women on earth, no electricity or batteries & Sunny would have to be extremnely horny & tired of just masturbating all the time. And still would probably only have a 15-20% chance with her.
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Keep 'em coming, Dana.
When I saw Sunny at Adultcon, she looked at me smiling and said, "Big boy, you've got what I want."
I said, "Great! I'll give it to you!"
So, she took my jacket and put it over my face.
When I saw Sunny at Adultcon, she looked at me smiling and said, "Big boy, you've got what I want."
I said, "Great! I'll give it to you!"
So, she took my jacket and put it over my face.
I can resist everything except temptation.
with easter coming soon, I am thinking of making a candy rabbit for a bright sweet girl at the BR & call it a Sunny Honey Bunny. Wish I could be her honey bunny , but I figure if I'm lucky the best I can do is be her pet peeve.
Does AnyOne other than ME? Maybe think that ToadY may need more of a LIFE than the VNA? So shoot me Vicky & Rokkerr, but I think that Sue & Laura have had "Mustang"
AND my soon 61 years old "almost of some wisdom" directed my Mensa tested IQ as to WHY the "OVER PUMP IT UP Avatar?" Sue and Laura's female intuition was likely correct regarding your "Gay" tendencies! 20+ and never Humped??? What the FUCK? Pump it UP, the vitamins Body Builder Pumping CRAP in your System & as Sue and Laura, Playmate hotties and even Sex Coach, Nina Hartley, told you, that thing will wither away and even at 24 U may NEVER GET LAID!!!
Stiffless, Sue & Laura were correct! Just CUM out of the "CLOSET!" We all have "Gay Friends!" ~ Jebby STILL a Pussy, Clit, Nip and "Rim Licker!" Rather than hard for men!
AND my soon 61 years old "almost of some wisdom" directed my Mensa tested IQ as to WHY the "OVER PUMP IT UP Avatar?" Sue and Laura's female intuition was likely correct regarding your "Gay" tendencies! 20+ and never Humped??? What the FUCK? Pump it UP, the vitamins Body Builder Pumping CRAP in your System & as Sue and Laura, Playmate hotties and even Sex Coach, Nina Hartley, told you, that thing will wither away and even at 24 U may NEVER GET LAID!!!
Stiffless, Sue & Laura were correct! Just CUM out of the "CLOSET!" We all have "Gay Friends!" ~ Jebby STILL a Pussy, Clit, Nip and "Rim Licker!" Rather than hard for men!
OK The Real VNA,
So Gent Walt, if I need to be "Canned" for speaking the "VNA Truth" as per John NY so be it. Sue and Laura attempted to be nice to "Muscle Gay Stiffless"
Walt, Pls SHOOT me, but Sue and Laura are NOT around VNA due to HATE via "Fag Pumped UP and Dad Hateful Gay Dude IRON Mean Pumping so called DAD of "ClueLess NUTLESS" Stiffy! Just ask John NYC?
What the FUCk So Stiffness likely "denied" and chased away Extra fUN Laura Sue and many more.
Dude, Dave, I bet U the one into settling this! OK with Me if I pull the Credit Card Annuity of $24.95 PER MONTH! Let my MBA in Finance & Marketing complacent??? OK $25 is since 2005 ish? So Numbers Man U and MBA Math Dumb ass ME? Might 1st grade Math be? What is $25 x 12 months per (non-Brit Years LOL!)
Dumb MBA Me BUT if we Must disregard Clits, Huge Boobs and all that is like Way over $2,100 already paid to VNA!
Dave, Mr Rokkerr, that is likely "A 2 for 1 Do JEBBY 5x!"
So Gent Walt, if I need to be "Canned" for speaking the "VNA Truth" as per John NY so be it. Sue and Laura attempted to be nice to "Muscle Gay Stiffless"
Walt, Pls SHOOT me, but Sue and Laura are NOT around VNA due to HATE via "Fag Pumped UP and Dad Hateful Gay Dude IRON Mean Pumping so called DAD of "ClueLess NUTLESS" Stiffy! Just ask John NYC?
What the FUCk So Stiffness likely "denied" and chased away Extra fUN Laura Sue and many more.
Dude, Dave, I bet U the one into settling this! OK with Me if I pull the Credit Card Annuity of $24.95 PER MONTH! Let my MBA in Finance & Marketing complacent??? OK $25 is since 2005 ish? So Numbers Man U and MBA Math Dumb ass ME? Might 1st grade Math be? What is $25 x 12 months per (non-Brit Years LOL!)
Dumb MBA Me BUT if we Must disregard Clits, Huge Boobs and all that is like Way over $2,100 already paid to VNA!
Dave, Mr Rokkerr, that is likely "A 2 for 1 Do JEBBY 5x!"
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