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[ErikB]

I know that, Erik. I was hoping I could lie flat on the floor and slither through.

In that case, we'll have to change the music away from Johnny Cash:

phpBB [media]

Besides, I've never been to Venesia. Where would I get venetian blinds?

Well, I've got nothing for that one!

[WalterB]

HA! GOT 'im, LOL

[lance_s]

Careful how you use those emojis:


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66124775

[lance_s]

Does it count as sexual harassment if the groping lasts less than 10 seconds?


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66174352

[WalterB]

That's just wrong. I mean, now I can feel up all the VNA ladies, as long as I can count to 9 seconds,

[ErikB]

That's just wrong. I mean, now I can feel up all the VNA ladies, as long as I can count to 9 seconds,

Do you think you could stay focused enough to stop at 9?

[lance_s]

That's just wrong. I mean, now I can feel up all the VNA ladies, as long as I can count to 9 seconds,

Do you think you could stay focused enough to stop at 9?

HE doesn't need to stay focused. At 10, the ladies can bop him one.

[ErikB]

Two stories, one right after the other:

phpBB [media]

[ErikB]

That's just wrong. I mean, now I can feel up all the VNA ladies, as long as I can count to 9 seconds,

Do you think you could stay focused enough to stop at 9?

HE doesn't need to stay focused. At 10, the ladies can bop him one.

Good point ...

[WalterB]

I’m looking for an early video clip which proves my case. Can’t find it at the monent, so will try to remember once I get home and back on my laptop.

[WalterB]

Are you doing it right?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/orgasm- ... 55610.html

[lance_s]

Drunk driver calls 911 on himself:

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/09/0 ... rig-zt.cnn

If this sort of behavior can be encouraged, it could be the solution to a serious problem.

[WalterB]

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees. Unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

[greggl]

Another porn and politics scandal. If this had been even 10 years ago her party would have cut ties pretty quick and it would have been the end of her political aspirations but looks like they are sticking by her at least so far.


https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireSto ... -103104142

So she had a chaturbate account she lived streamed on. The streams were archived and posted on another site but not by her and it looks like not until after her campaign announcement. So my question is does her opponents revealing this actually violate Virginia's revenge porn laws as she says.

[greggl]

update on Virginia candidate who did Chaturbate

https://theintercept.com/2023/09/25/cha ... gton-post/

https://wlos.com/news/nation-world/nonp ... -trending#

[WalterB]

"“We believe there are possibly further videos of the Gibson's non-consensually involving third parties in their sex acts,” the group wrote in the complaint. “The technical and investigatory resources of the state police and the Attorney General’s office are required to determine whether there are videos of the activities archived by either the website the Gibson's streamed on or archived on the Gibson's computer.”"

So this article says that they don't know anything and don't have any evidence, but they're going to tear this woman apart anyway, because someone doesn't like her.

"OMG! There's a waiter in the background whom I didn't go accost to get his name, address, age, hair color, sexual preference and number of warts on his ass.

Oh, yeah, and his OK to appear in my cool video."

[greggl]

I think its pretty safe to say she wasnt using her real name in the videos so how did anyone find out it was her? The only thing I can think of is that they were attendees of her shows which just makes them massive hypocrites for outing her for doing something they were paying to watch.

[greggl]

looks like retirement communities are the happening place. Walt were you in Florida recently?

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory ... -103756744

[greggl]

With all the things that need addressing this is what they are focusing on?

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireSto ... -103758806

[WalterB]

looks like retirement communities are the happening place. Walt were you in Florida recently?

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory ... -103756744

The Villages? Hmmmmm. No, I don't remember them. That wasn't me. It was some other weird old guy. Besides, I was in Texas the..., I mean, I'm in Texas.

2nd post: OMG! A kid saw a NAKED person??? Oh, Whatever shall we do?

Do we sue God for making us be BORN naked? I mean after all, even cats got fur on when they're born. I mean, we could shed it after a few days.