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Pandora
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February 19th, 2012, 7:28 pm

Ok girls and boys. Who's gunna admit to using male sex toys?? I don't mean your average cock ring, i'm on about something like this

http://www.bondara.co.uk/ml/11/f-Enlarg ... s/UC18.jpg

What's the weirdest sex toy you've used in sex then?? I knew a guy who wanted me to push my rabbit up his ass, I promptly threw him out, how dare he think he can use MY rabbit :feedbackplease:
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lilJebby
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February 19th, 2012, 11:36 pm

Pandora, I have used several sex toys, but WHAT does one do with that toy? :wtf:

I would rather play with you and your hot friends when you are in NYC!

:tongue: :hump: :tongue:

Studs should order The Vicky Quickie and My Vagina and Ass by Doc Johnson at http://www.vickyvettevideos.com/home.php?cat=5

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AussieSteve
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February 20th, 2012, 2:27 am

Agree with you Jebby, don't know how that toy would help a guy out :noway!

Pandora, my Vicky Quickie cums in very handy when I need urgent HardOn relief :blablabla:
Steve, the horny voyeur down under
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WalterB
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February 20th, 2012, 9:37 am

Well, I can see how it would be used, but doubt that there's enough money to get me to use it -- Well, OK, maybe there is. I mean, it's only a cob up your ass. :lmao:
I can resist everything except temptation.
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carl goldfinger
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February 20th, 2012, 11:42 am

Aha, as it seems another "Aufklärung" lesson is necessary, hehe !!!

Let me explain:

The ring is easy to explain, right? Just put your cock through it & if you can reach it, the balls, too. :reading:
It's a perfect cock ring. lol :penisdance:
But, be sure that it's the correct size for you... else ...Ouch!!! :no:
Then push the plug into your ass and adjust it that way, it presses onto your prostate gland.
You can easily feel it.
Then start fucking & take care of the rhythm to massage your prostate slowly. :reading:
In the way how you press, you are now able to prevent a cumshot or to force this. :reading:
It's up to you how you press, your sperm will be blocked or the now swollen prostate gland will retain it until the preasure is so high that you'll shot your cum to the moon, when you come. :jerkoff:
A tip: block it for the first time, then shoot it for the second time because, as we all know, the second shot is always much better than the first one, but with this toy the second shot is much more intensive because you can shoot your cum all at once. :penisdance:
Cool, right? :bluewink:

How do I get to know this? :wtf:
A good friend of mine has a girlfriend which can play on men like on a piano, because she is a totally uninhibited nurse and feels no shame for nothing!
She has a great knowledge of andranatomy! Anyway. :bj:
While blowing his cock & stroking his balls with one hand, she pushes her middle finger into his asshole and searches for his prostate gland.
Then, she plays piano on it by massaging it & when he wants to cum she presses on it to prevent the cumshot. :kissass:
Still horny till the crazyness he lets her go on. :lmao:
He told me she blocked him twice & just before the third orgasm he got jelly legs and was shivering all over his body so he had to lay down.
Then the beast fingerfucked his ass faster & faster to force the preasure and ransomed him at the climax.
He shoot his cum a half meter high and was shivering another 5 minutes.:jerkoff:
After the session, he drunk 8 botles of beer to get his brain back to normal condition. He said: It was the hell! :lmfao:
Hmmm... but he still loves her & he won't share that lady with anyone else. (I asked once by making a joke) :lmao:

That's it! :trophy
I suppose that the toy isn't as good as a clever woman. :icon_jiggle:
Hm... is it woth to try it? What do you think, my dear friends?

Sincerely your's :drinker:

Carl :heartflames:


PS: Pandora, how did you come on such thing? You nasty little cutie hehe :lmfao:
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February 20th, 2012, 12:51 pm

See I thought it was worse then that. I thought it slipped down the end of the guys cock lol. Shows what I know. I was looking for underware and clicked the wrong button lol :situps:
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February 21st, 2012, 6:36 am

Carl -- friend, my ass. Sounds like you're speaking from the voice of experience there. That nurse is your friend, isn't she? :lmfao: :rotffl: :nanah:
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February 21st, 2012, 4:39 pm

LMAO what Walt said!
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Pandora
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February 22nd, 2012, 2:41 am

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!! Don are you the Stig?? :theman:
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February 22nd, 2012, 6:54 am

Pandora wrote:Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!! Don are you the Stig?? :theman:
Nope, sorry to disappoint! I don't even drive! :racing However, I am standing next to a gorgeous lady! (I so would!) :hump: :Idhitthat:
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February 22nd, 2012, 7:40 am

Don't blame you, Don. She's a looker. I was wondering if she was your GF. Talk about "being nice to slip into something more comfortable." She looks a little like Rita Faltoyano. She seems to have that left breast pressed rather tightly against your arm. You sure she wasn't trying to send you a message?? Was she maybe grabbing your ass with that hidden left hand?? :lmao:
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March 18th, 2012, 9:59 pm

WalterB wrote:Carl -- friend, my ass. Sounds like you're speaking from the voice of experience there. That nurse is your friend, isn't she? :lmfao: :rotffl: :nanah:

Hey Walt, are you kidding me, bloody bastard? haha :lmfao:
No more "Aufklärung" for you! :spank: :lmao:
It was not me, who had that experience, really, I swear it by the "holy Chaos". :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Once a doctor made a colonoscopy on me. :fuckyou:
I hated it and I threw hundreds of maledictions onto him. :gotohell:
So, be sure, I wouldn't do it, because I'm not an ass man. :no:

Sincerely yours :drinker:

Carl :heartflames:

PS: Forgive me the "bloody bastard", I know you're a nice guy and caring person, it was meant that way. :bluewink:
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March 18th, 2012, 10:57 pm

Not a problem, Carl. I'm with you. I've had a couple of those "interior camera tours" myself, and can't understand what all the furor is about. Of course, you're knocked out when it happens, so you wake up and say, "when you gonna start?" and he says, "Start? I'm done."

Maybe that's the secret to letting ShandaFay show me about pegging. Gimme some knockout drops first, and, "I'm yours, Baby!"
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