Four Truths in Life
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> 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling
> at the same time, a physical impossibility.
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> 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
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> 3. And discover #1 is a lie.
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> 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
4 Truths
I want to die like my grandpa not the passengers screaming in his car