How To NOT Introduce Yourself To A Porn Performer

[Anthony_JK]

I know Vicky already has a thread at her forum about the cheesier brand of creeper email she gets, but I just had to share this, because it exemplifies exactly the kind of behavior that would turn lesser performers running to Shelley Lubben for rescue from excessive brain explosion.

Although this was directed at Lisa Ann, I'm sure that every one of the VNA girls here can attest to getting this kind of question nearly every day.

Yeah, right...like Lisa or any other porn woman will gladly open their legs to a stranger they haven't even met just on the instance of a freakin' tweet.

Sorry, Kyle...but real ballers don't ask those kind of questions to a lady....even a lady in porn.

[cellardoor]

For being a baller he clearly has no game!

Ba-dum-PSH!

Thank you, thank you.