Shaft's Strip Club Adventures
... Jesse Jane?!?! ... one of the biggest names in the feature dance circuit!
Golf, stop thinking, do what the others have already told you; just GO!! Will it be just Jesse, or is she bringing another girl with her, too?
Golf, stop thinking, do what the others have already told you; just GO!! Will it be just Jesse, or is she bringing another girl with her, too?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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What Gert Said Golffy...remember Shaft, one of the biggest names in the industry is coming to a strip club near you. Get your ass in that pick-up and drive :)
Mikey
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what is wrong with Golf, he lives 2 hours drive away from watching Jessie Jane and is thinking about going. Stuff me, I live in Sydney Australia and if I had plenty of warning I go and see the little lady. watcha waiting for.
Smile and the world will smile with you.
Sugerdaddy
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Drove 150 miles but folks, it was worth it. The club was jam packed and the audience was pretty much 50-50 male/female. Jesse Jane didn't disappoint on stage. Several times she pulled female members onto the stage and aggressively groped them and pulled their shirts up. To no one's surprise, none of the ladies screamed sexual harassment. Ron Jeremy was the master of ceremonies and I think he's still got it because some of the ladies were all over him at the club. In fact, two of them (I noticed cuz those two were fuckin' hot) had left after meeting him and then he went out of the club about a few minutes later. I didn't think anything of it at the time. About an hour later as I was leaving the club I noticed those two ladies exiting a bus/rv that had the club's logo splashed all over it. They where adjusting their clothes. Still didn't think anything of it. I was about to open the door to my car when I started to put two and two together. I looked back at the bus/rv and I see Ron walking away from the bus towards the club and I said "Holy shit. Did he just do that???"
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Buddy…three things for ya:
First, congrats on wrapping your man-mitts around one of the superstars in Adult, Jesse Jane…what a supreme hottie and I'm sure a real nice girl.
Second, don't ask Monica or Shanda what they think of Ron Jeremy…met him @ Adultcon last year...the guy creeps them out :) hahaha
Third, I should have drove 12 hours from here to meet Jesse :)
Good on ya my friend
Mike
First, congrats on wrapping your man-mitts around one of the superstars in Adult, Jesse Jane…what a supreme hottie and I'm sure a real nice girl.
Second, don't ask Monica or Shanda what they think of Ron Jeremy…met him @ Adultcon last year...the guy creeps them out :) hahaha
Third, I should have drove 12 hours from here to meet Jesse :)
Good on ya my friend
Mike
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Monica and ShandaFay are very well grounded, lol.
Congratulations, Golf. But, howcum no smile with a handful of Jesse Jane??
And, Ron's trip to the RV is why all the guys hate him. Pot-bellied and old, them ladies still lust on his ass.
Congratulations, Golf. But, howcum no smile with a handful of Jesse Jane??
And, Ron's trip to the RV is why all the guys hate him. Pot-bellied and old, them ladies still lust on his ass.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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Looking at your pic Walt I just realized that the Chinese restaurant that we went to in Los Angeles had a "B" rating....lmfao. No wonder I felt a little queezy after we left there that night :)
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I'm glad to hear you had a good time golf. I just wish she would come half way close to me.
Ron Jeremy, the lady's went out to find out if it was as big as they thought, getting laid was just a bonus for them. LOL
Dave
Ron Jeremy, the lady's went out to find out if it was as big as they thought, getting laid was just a bonus for them. LOL
Dave
May your rifle never hang fire and your powder always be dry.
Another perfect picture to put in a frame and hang above your bed! Fantasizing about Tasha & Jesse while slowly falling asleep...
Sigh, just look at her magnificent pair of boobs.... damn, we all envy you, Golf!
Sigh, just look at her magnificent pair of boobs.... damn, we all envy you, Golf!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Thanks guys. By the way, if we get together at adultcon, we are NOT going to any asian food restaurant. Shaft don't do asian food...
Well...do I even need to ask if I should go to this one?
Keep in mind that it's in Seattle this time. I think strip club laws here are still stiffer than they are in Portland OR...LOL Just GO!!! Damn don't you know by now? Do you need us to twist your arm? Or give you a friendly kick in the seat of the pants? GO and enjoy!
Dave
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3 events in May??? Whooo...not sure if I can do all 3...
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lol...I don't know Golf..gunna be hard not to go visit those ladies I think... first Jesse Jane and now this cluster of hard bodies to choose from.
It's got to be difficult driving home after seeing them with a stiffy. Try to keep both hands on the wheel for the sake of the general public :)
Mike
It's got to be difficult driving home after seeing them with a stiffy. Try to keep both hands on the wheel for the sake of the general public :)
Mike
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Last night...and this morning...I went to see Nikki Delano at the Spearmint Rhino in Portland. This club is the best one I've been to in Portland thus far. Very friendly gals, waitresses, even the bouncer is nice. Good grindage for your money should you choose to get a lap dance from one or more of the gals there, and plenty of attractive options there.
As for Nikki, damn! She was awesome on stage, whipped cream and all. Interactive too. Also got a lap dance from her. Her up close...let me warn ya fellas, that was a lotta heat there...
As for Nikki, damn! She was awesome on stage, whipped cream and all. Interactive too. Also got a lap dance from her. Her up close...let me warn ya fellas, that was a lotta heat there...