Shaft's Strip Club Adventures

[stickyvicky]

What are you saying Shaft? It was really good? Or really bad? lol.. or really good in a bad way or really bad in a good way? You confused me....

[TheShaft]

It was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good!

[stickyvicky]

Really? ?? Can we get more... um.... er details? please?

[rokkerr]

It was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good!

Did your shaft get lubed?????????????????????

[TheShaft]

Maybe I'll wait to tell you in person in....say....about a couple months lol

[stickyvicky]

oh you big tease.... not fair!

[TheShaft]

Ok ok....here it is. Usually dances are done a certain number of songs. Not Stormy. Clothes didn't come off...well...hers did but not mine. She kept the lap dance going til.....how do I put this...um...til I was ....done....(wink wink)

[stickyvicky]

That's awesome! So how many songs did it take?

[TheShaft]

I lost count because I was distracted...

[wshandcock]

I thought it was the Minute Waltz that she danced to

[TheShaft]

Ehhhh...I think I'll skip this one...

[stickyvicky]

Those little people draw huge crowds! Shocking how well they do!

[TheShaft]

Those little people draw huge crowds! Shocking how well they do!

Maybe so but...Mama June scares me...

[WalterB]

Yeah, she ain't no "little people."

And, the type of people drawn to that show? They scare me.

[Steinar]

I would have gone....in the name of research of course....

[TheShaft]

Hmmmm....it has been a while since I've done this...

[LaurenPhillips]

In the name of researching hot chicks to prove to our hands and eyes that they are really hot

I would have gone....in the name of research of course....

[CGYMike]

Ummmmm. Shaft... your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get a lap dance from this hottie in Portland and live to tell about it.

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[TheShaft]

Hmmmmmm.....

Ummmmm. Shaft... your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get a lap dance from this hottie in Portland and live to tell about it.

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[TheShaft]

Folks....it's been a while since I've done this. This time, it's Anna Bell Peaks. CGY Mike, grab a towel because you're gonna be sobbing uncontrollably after reading this post. I've gone to quite a few of these shindigs and it's all been good and fun but Anna Bell Peaks was by far the most....what's the word I'm looking for...interactive, from the stage show to the pics to the...oh yeah...to the lap dancing. Before I get to Anna, there was a gal who was part of a group that came to the club. It was her birthday so they set a chair on the stage and had her sit on it while several dancers took turns dancing and grinding on her. She was pretty handsy and before you know it she was down to her jeans and bra, with a brief flash. Then the dancers sat on the stage and applauded for her to dance on the stage. Let's just say she shouldn't quit her day job. Watching her attempt to dance and work the pole was great comedy. Now, to Anna. She came on and immediately interacted with the folks sitting around the edge of the stage. Grabbing face and pressing them into her boobs, wrapping a head in her legs, boob groping, anything you can think of could happen, had happened. Birthday girl and Anna...whoo...I'd say some laws were broken there.

Had a pic taken with her...

On to the lap dance. That was the best I've had among the featured stars. It was very hands on. Boob groping is mandatory, among a few other things I won't mention publicly because CGY Mike can't handle the info and that at least 17 Oregon laws were broken during this lap dance.

Anna Bell Peaks is the real deal. Loves interacting with her fans and pushing the boundaries. I don't normally go for the inked type but she is an exception.

Oh...and then I had some (I lost count) lap dances with a 22 year old spark plug named Gypsy. At the end...she dry humped me. If any of y'all had any doubt about my status as a dirty ol' perv, this post should put it to rest.

if Anna Bell Peaks features at a strip club in your area and you don't go, you deserve to have your perv card revoked permanently and never to watch porn again.