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The Shaft wrote:Folks....it's been a while since I've done this. This time, it's Anna Bell Peaks. CGY Mike, grab a towel because you're gonna be sobbing uncontrollably after reading this post. I've gone to quite a few of these shindigs and it's all been good and fun but Anna Bell Peaks was by far the most....what's the word I'm looking for...interactive, from the stage show to the pics to the...oh yeah...to the lap dancing. Before I get to Anna, there was a gal who was part of a group that came to the club. It was her birthday so they set a chair on the stage and had her sit on it while several dancers took turns dancing and grinding on her. She was pretty handsy and before you know it she was down to her jeans and bra, with a brief flash. Then the dancers sat on the stage and applauded for her to dance on the stage. Let's just say she shouldn't quit her day job. Watching her attempt to dance and work the pole was great comedy. Now, to Anna. She came on and immediately interacted with the folks sitting around the edge of the stage. Grabbing face and pressing them into her boobs, wrapping a head in her legs, boob groping, anything you can think of could happen, had happened. Birthday girl and Anna...whoo...I'd say some laws were broken there.

Had a pic taken with her...

On to the lap dance. That was the best I've had among the featured stars. It was very hands on. Boob groping is mandatory, among a few other things I won't mention publicly because CGY Mike can't handle the info and that at least 17 Oregon laws were broken during this lap dance.

Anna Bell Peaks is the real deal. Loves interacting with her fans and pushing the boundaries. I don't normally go for the inked type but she is an exception.

Oh...and then I had some (I lost count) lap dances with a 22 year old spark plug named Gypsy. At the end...she dry humped me. If any of y'all had any doubt about my status as a dirty ol' perv, this post should put it to rest.

if Anna Bell Peaks features at a strip club in your area and you don't go, you deserve to have your perv card revoked permanently and never to watch porn again.

CGYMike wrote:When a person writes a post @ 3:30am on this forum, you know that what they have to say is pretty damn good.

That being said, my sadness is on many levels, from outward tear formation at the corner of my eyes, to a deep down bitterness that can only be described as "wanting to kill myself" at the deep loathing and repugnance (yea Shaft, you'll have to look that up) that I feel right at this moment toward my geologically and territorially advantaged friend.

Did I mention that I went bowling this weekend...BOWLING!...while Shaft has been at a strip club being violated on multiple levels by one of the hottest commodities in the Adult Industry in what must be a lawless county in lawless Oregon.

What went on behind that curtain? Did she "Pull the Goalie"? Should Anna Bell have been penalized for "Goaltender Interference"? I don't want to know because I might never come out of my current funk. Sunday mornings are supposed to be a time to rest and relax and all I can do is feel my muscles tense in my shoulders as I type my distain for my friend Shafty.

George B wrote:Good on you Shaft!

I'm very fond of Anna Bell Peaks, met her at Exxxotica and AVN's, she's very friendly and she's got a great look.

Shaft I never realized you were near Portland, I went to college there! I'd visit the clubs occasionally, the Boom Boom Room was right down the street and Sunday brunch at the Acropolis was always entertaining. I've got a friend, Una, that dances at Mary's and Kit-Kat on the regular.

The Shaft wrote: I'm in WA about 2.5 hours north of the Portland area. Strip clubs in WA suck these days. You want some good strip club action? Head to Portland. Occasionally I check to see who's featuring in Portland at the Sunset Strip Club, the Stars Cabaret clubs and the Spearmint Rhino.

George B wrote:

The Shaft wrote: I'm in WA about 2.5 hours north of the Portland area. Strip clubs in WA suck these days. You want some good strip club action? Head to Portland. Occasionally I check to see who's featuring in Portland at the Sunset Strip Club, the Stars Cabaret clubs and the Spearmint Rhino.

Yeah, I remember Seattle had some kind of 4-foot rule and a bunch of other shortcomings, but I didn't check them out when I visited.

I think I went to the Sunset Strip a few times, never made it to Stars Cabaret or Spearmint Rhino. Mary's Club is right in Pioneer Square in Portland and they used to share a bathroom with a Mexican joint, so I'd get some tacos and then peek into the club and tip the dancers while I waited for the bus.

I've never been to a feature show, Boston is probably the closest area to see one, might be an adventure for the future.

CGYMike wrote:Remember that line in the movie Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd said "So you're telling me there's a chance" ?

Well she didn't say No....but she hasn't said yes (just yet)

DKPaine13 wrote:I didn't have to drive far to meet Jesse Jane last night, but there's pretty much no distance I wouldn't travel to see her again!

CGYMike wrote:Awesome pic by DK...Shafty, this dude could give you a run for your money