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PeterL22
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My eldest son once had an argument in a Pizza retardant in Phoenix. He ordered a calzone pizza (the ones fold over a bit like a Cornish pasty) and the guy couldn't understand him After he explained the waiter said he was pronouncing it wrongly - to which my son said "It's Italian and that's how they say it!" The waiter got really stroppy and claimed that he was right - after all pizzas are an American dish.................hennar2017 wrote: ↑April 15th, 2018, 2:40 pmOh no PeterL! Are all Welsh people like that? I bet that has never happened in the U.S.!
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The pizza complaint came from Merthyr - which will explain it all if you are Welsh!
However, here is something for you unfortunate non-Welsh people to say more about Merthyr!
Bonus points for anyone who knows what the music is - who did the original song!
However, here is something for you unfortunate non-Welsh people to say more about Merthyr!
Bonus points for anyone who knows what the music is - who did the original song!
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rokkerr
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Two correction officers... correct... two FEMALE correction officers busted for a groping session in a Kia before going to work?!?!?! 
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... rds-295831
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PeterL22
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Because I can post this - and Facebook has been getting a real hammering (quite rightly) over here!
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Here was certainly a sin worth sinning and I applied myself with characteristic vigour to its practice
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And I thought only all the crazy people lived in Florida...apparently there are a few in Missouri as well.
I always wanted to date a woman who could carry a loaded .38 caliber handgun in her va-jay jay....Not !!!
I always wanted to date a woman who could carry a loaded .38 caliber handgun in her va-jay jay....Not !!!
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WalterB
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Mike, I wouldn't want to date a woman who could carry a pistol up her money-maker. Wouldn't you be afraid you might fall in?
Well, I guess I could strap a 2X4 to my ass and go for broke.
Well, I guess I could strap a 2X4 to my ass and go for broke.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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Two thoughts occur to me Walt
1. Was it loaded?
2. If she was Texan it would be a semi-automatic assault rifle
Oh and ......
3 Did she have a concealed carry permit
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CGYMike
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I knew Florida couldn't stay out of the spotlight for too long :)
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PeterL22
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Somehow rokker looks younger in this photo!!CGYMike wrote: ↑May 1st, 2018, 11:16 pm I knew Florida couldn't stay out of the spotlight for too long :)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/moa ... ped-730659
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CGYMike
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OK Florida...what gives?? Ya gotta be a big fan of true love :)
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WalterB
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Nice story, Mike. But how'd you miss this latest episode of Vicky's "Lavatory Occupied" series?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... sex-456912
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That's an amazing one... bad enough they got asked to stop once... but kept going??WalterB wrote: ↑May 10th, 2018, 10:15 pm Nice story, Mike. But how'd you miss this latest episode of Vicky's "Lavatory Occupied" series?
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Sex with a horse... twice... in my opinion lock up that lunatic and throw away the key...
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A break from Florida dumbness...we travel to Philadelphia for this gem
The injured lady suffered a slight black eye and does not plan on suing MLB or the Phillies...mighty big of her...well done. She does get free tickets to another game where I hope that she wears a goalie mask for her own protection :)
The injured lady suffered a slight black eye and does not plan on suing MLB or the Phillies...mighty big of her...well done. She does get free tickets to another game where I hope that she wears a goalie mask for her own protection :)
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