The Official WTF Thread!

[PeterL22]

From Gazzetta di Modena %th March 2020

"Due to a technical fault," a spokesman for the Settecani brewery told reporters in Modena, "one of our wine silos was recently connected to the mains water supply. Because Lambrusco Grasparossa is a sparkling wine, it had a higher pressure than the water in the pipes and began to displace it, running through the system and directly into people's homes. That's why some residents in Castelvetro area turned on their kitchen taps yesterday and found wine pouring out, instead of water.
A local resident added that "some villagers were delighted by the error, and began bottling as much of the free wine as they could to enjoy later, before the mistake was corrected. I know that Lambrusco doesn't have a good reputation abroad, but our local Lambrusco DOC is well-regarded here, lightly sparkling and with a complex flavour.However, some of us were more concerned about the safety and vulnerability of our water supply than the opportunity to get some free wine. The local council issued an apology for the mistake, and corrected it, but some residents then complained they had fixed it too quickly. I only hope this error is investigated properly. As for the council's apology, that is worth less than water."

[PeterL22]

Two quick explanations -
1. IrnBru is Scotland's second favourite drink - much preferred to Coke & Pepsi.
2. In the UK a "Fanny" is a lady's front bottom (which is why we giggle when you talk about "fanny packs" - in English "bumbags").

[PeterL22]

How To Survive A Knife Attack.mp4

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A little Public Information film that might help save lives!

[greggl]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/18/football ... index.html

Gotta wonder who got to take them home. lol

[PeterL22]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/18/football ... index.html

Gotta wonder who got to take them home. lol

Sometimes I think The Saints do the same with their back four at corners!!

[PeterL22]

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One for the Art lovers out there

[Andrew35]

https://www.cleweekend.com/local-man-bu ... AymgtRIx58

No word yet if any squirrels have picked up any VNA memberships yet

[PeterL22]

From The Herald [South Carolina] 25/2/20

"We received a call telling us there was an injured American bald eagle lying near BullsGap," a spokesman for Tennessee's Wildlife Resources Agency told reporters in Nashville., "so we sent two officers to rescue it. They found the eagle in the woods with no apparent injuries, so they caught it and inspected it. After examining it, they realised that the 24 year-old eagle was not injured at all, but was instead suffering from extreme gluttony. It had gorged itself on a meal , and had eaten so much that it was simply unable to fly."
An official from the National Eagle Center explained that "Gluttony is among the species's less appealing habits. American bald eagles can eat up to one-third of their own body weight in food, and can hold up to two pounds of food in their crop. Mostly they eat waterfowl , turtles, rabbits, and snakes, but because food sources may not be available daily, they are opportunistic predators and gorge on food when it is available." Commentator Jonathan Fullington added that "the symbol of our nation is a gluttonous hog with wings. How American is that?"

[PeterL22]

Back to the adverts!


Well I know you all like boobies out there!

[greggl]

Not a headline I thought I would see

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/05/europe/s ... index.html

[LizLemon85]

I just found out about the existence of woodrocket...
"Sonic the Vadgehog"
I don't know if I will ever fully recover from just seeing the preview picture

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[George B]

Unfortunate makeup prosthetic for April, oof

[Davest]

Wood Rocket does a bunch of parody porn.

They also do a great series on YouTube called Ask a Porn Star, where they'll take a single question and pose it to a bunch of stars and record their responses. I love the whole series.

[LizLemon85]

Yeah, I watched "Ask a Porn Star" on youtube, that's how I found them.

[Andrew35]

I liked the Pornstars read twitter comments, think another company did it, also there is some videos where fans watch porn with their favorites and pornstars watch each others porn together. Lot is hilarious, like porn couples watching the others porn with them. Paris Kennedy who used to do cam shows here before retiring, she's on a few of them watching porn with a fan, and also one about couples.

[CGYMike]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... lar-295830

Woman tries to hire a hitman from rentahitman.com

This can't possibly be real :)

Now if you'll excuse me I have to mop the kitchen floor :)

[mikesline]

WTF ? There Has Gotta Be a Canadian Hillbilly Out there Who is Happy To Hear This ? Life Ain't So Rough,Rough For Them Any Longer.

[LizLemon85]

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[rokkerr]

https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-lose ... one-on-arm

It isn't April Fools Day is it????? Man loses penis having one grown on his arm to replace it??!?!??!?!!?

[WalterB]

I want to see what his arm looks like when Vicky Vette walks by.