The Official WTF Thread!

[stickyvicky]

But it's being sexualized? Isn't that child porn? Just yesterday a model's pornhub account was shut down, because she was having sex with a guy and her four-year-old child could be seen in the background.

[CGYMike]

At least this spaghetti assault didn't happen in the middle of a Carrabba's. Florida, you make me so proud.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ery-629538

[ErikB]

At least this spaghetti assault didn't happen in the middle of a Carrabba's. Florida, you make me so proud.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ery-629538

Maybe there was a bear in the window ....

phpBB [media]

If not, then they should use the pasta for communion, may they be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

https://www.spaghettimonster.org

[lance_s]

But it's being sexualized? Isn't that child porn? Just yesterday a model's pornhub account was shut down, because she was having sex with a guy and her four-year-old child could be seen in the background.

My first thought was "Its childbirth - that's natural, there isn't going to be anything pornographic". But then I realized she's selling this and making money because it is catering to a sexual fetish in her audience. So yes, it is pandering to a niche porn market.

I don't think she should do it, I don't think it should be allowed the way she is going about it, but I don't know how it could be stopped.

[stickyvicky]

Are you kidding me?the personal lawyer to President Trump? Is he broke?

https://www.cameo.com/v/610969ddb78d41001deabec6

[ErikB]

Are you kidding me?the personal lawyer to President Trump? Is he broke?

https://www.cameo.com/v/610969ddb78d41001deabec6

I don't know. Rudy is at $375 a video. He is being mockingly compared with the guy who played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies (Tom Felton), who is getting $600 a video. Also, Felton's page says there are 50 cameos left, so I guess if the celebrity only needs a certain amount of money, they can limit the number of videos? Kevin Sorbo (Hercules and Andromeda) is getting $80, Christy Canyon is getting $40 and Ginger Lynn is getting $50. Sarah Palin is getting $200. Vicky Vette is getting $150.

If Rudy can generate a video every 15 minutes (5-minute video, 10-minute prep and rest), he can generate 4 videos an hour and about 30 videos per normal workday (taking two off for slop, because I CAN multiply 8 hours times 4 videos an hour). So, at 30 videos a day that's 150 videos a standard work week. That makes 600 videos in a 4-week month. $600 * $375 = $225,000. I don't know how much he is used to getting, but for me that's a pretty good chunk of change
for a month's work. Even boring work like that.

The Dominion lawsuit might complicate things, but I imagine there is a way to raise money for that separately. The thing is, for Sarah Palin that still pencils out to 600 * 200 = $120,000. That still seems like a nice chunk of change for a month's work if you can get it. I don't know if she is involved in anything politically that could suddenly generate a demand for Cameo videos.

Of course, my numbers are way off if Cameo people put more than 15 minutes of work into each video. Plus, I don't know how much Cameo itself skims off the top. Since you are listed, Vicky, can you give me more realistic numbers? Does a Cameo video involve as much work as a custom video at your Loyal Fans page?

[lance_s]

Are you kidding me?the personal lawyer to President Trump? Is he broke?

https://www.cameo.com/v/610969ddb78d41001deabec6

I don't know. Rudy is at $375 a video. He is being mockingly compared with the guy who played Draco Malfoy
in the Harry Potter movies (Tom Felton), who is getting $600 a video. Also, Felton's page says there are 50 cameos
left, so I guess if the celebrity only needs a certain amount of money, they can limit the number of videos?
Kevin Sorbo (Hercules and Andromeda) is getting $80, Christy Canyon is getting $40 and Ginger Lynn is getting $50.
Sarah Palin is getting $200. Vicky Vette is getting $150.

If Rudy can generate a video every 15 minutes (5-minute video, 10-minute prep and rest), he can generate 4 videos an hour
and about 30 videos per normal workday (taking two off for slop, because I CAN multiply 8 hours times 4 videos an hour).
So, at 30 videos a day that's 150 videos a standard work week. That makes 600 videos in a 4-week month.
600 * $375 = $225,000. I don't know how much he is used to getting, but for me that's a pretty good chunk of change
for a month's work. Even boring work like that.

The Dominion lawsuit might complicate things, but I imagine there is a way to raise money for that separately.
The thing is, for Sarah Palin that still pencils out to 600 * 200 = $120,000. That still seems like a nice chunk of change
for a month's work if you can get it. I don't know if she is involved in anything politically that could suddenly
generate a demand for Cameo videos.

Of course, my numbers are way off if Cameo people put more than 15 minutes of work into each video. Plus, I don't know
how much Cameo itself skims off the top. Since you are listed, Vicky, can you give me more realistic numbers? Does
a Cameo video involve as much work as a custom video at your Loyal Fans page?

The prices I'd heard were $ 199 for Rudy, $ 300 for Stormy Daniels, and $ 500 for Donald Trump.

In Rudy's case, you'd have to allow time off between shoots to clean off the shoe polish...

[lance_s]

Are you kidding me?the personal lawyer to President Trump? Is he broke?

https://www.cameo.com/v/610969ddb78d41001deabec6

Oh yes. I hear the first cameo he did was for a realtor in NZ. I thought the kiwis had more sense.

[ErikB]

Ron Jeremy is on Cameo, but not available.

Kind of hard to put in an appearance from jail.

[George B]

You can bet that Cameo takes a nice cut.

Comedian Chris D'elia used to be up at the top of the scale, some huge number, I can't remember how much. He asked the Cameo people to raise the top price just for the goof. After being burned at the stake for his involvement with grooming underage girls, he's not on Cameo any more.

[ErikB]

The prices I'd heard were $ 199 for Rudy, $ 300 for Stormy Daniels, and $ 500 for Donald Trump.

In Rudy's case, you'd have to allow time off between shoots to clean off the shoe polish...

#### some stuff that the system ate up ###

Ron Jeremy is on Cameo, but not available.

Kind of hard to put in an appearance from jail.

The set of stuff that the system ate up was the statement that I got all my numbers
directly from the Cameo site. Rudy is still asking $375, although I did find a reference to
an article that used lance_s' number of $199. Apparently his value went up. Donald J. Trump is not on Cameo.
His son, Donald Trump Jr., is on Cameo and asking $500.
I didn't care about Stormy Daniels so I didn't look her up.

Sarah Palin is asking $199 (may as well round to $200).
Kevin Sorbo (Hercules, Andromeda) $80
Jason Alexander (only does it during election season, apparently, and donates all the earnings)
Jonathan Frakes (Riker, Star Trek TNG) $300
Vicky Vette $150
Christy Canyon $40
Ginger Lynn $50

Golden Age stars that appear to be alive but are not on Cameo:
Vanessa Del Rio
Annie Sprinkle
Amber Lynn
Desiree' Cousteau
Peter North
Nina Hartley

The guy who played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies (Tom Felton), who Giuliani is being mocked with,
is asking $600. Also, Cameo says there are only 50 left, so I guess one can sign up just for a certain
number.

I didn't know Ron Jeremy went to jail. I just thought he lost his "Nicest Guy In Porn" award.

[rokkerr]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... sit-275980

So now we are picking on Florida WOMEN for exposing their titties??!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[greggl]

we all know porn could be expensive

https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/ ... dlines_hed

[Hornylady9]

I give props to guys cause you do fine the "WTF" stuff out there! Sometimes I am even scared to read some of them but I know if I do I will say WTF out loud!

Zany

[rokkerr]

Why isn't the heading 'Boston Woman Driving Cart Naked'.... nooooooooooooooooooooo it's got to be Woman Driving Cart Naked in Florida'

Not every day you drive a golf cart naked into an active crime scene

... .always gotta pick on the sunshine state
https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman- ... ed-suspect

[lance_s]

Why isn't the heading 'Boston Woman Driving Cart Naked'.... nooooooooooooooooooooo it's got to be Woman Driving Cart Naked in Florida'

Not every day you drive a golf cart naked into an active crime scene

... .always gotta pick on the sunshine state
https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman- ... ed-suspect

Of course. If she wasn't in Florida, this would never have happened. No one in Boston ever drives a golf cart naked.

[rokkerr]

Those fake stripper eye lashes are horrendous...

[WalterB]

I followed thru the links and found this Sheriff's report. While running away, this outstanding pillar of society apparently fired his gun at some civilians. But that's not all.

While running, he fired again -- shot himself in the leg, LOL. So, once he's out of the hospital, he'll limp off to jail,

https://pcsoweb.com/21-099-pinellas-cou ... to-custody

[rokkerr]

A swat team, stolen firearms, shots fired and a naked chick from Boston on a golf cart.. crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy shit

[WalterB]

Florida just has too damn much fun