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April 15th, 2014, 11:57 am

I need a place to post stuff like this so starting a new official thread!
http://attitude.co.uk/fisherman-discove ... sh-caught/
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April 15th, 2014, 12:56 pm

Maybe that cod was practicing it's deep throat technique. :signhammer: I wonder if it was a female
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April 16th, 2014, 1:29 am

Totally agree Julie. This COD in Norwegian fishing waters was like Linda Lovelace swallowing that fuck toy with a clit tickler.

The Fisherman was fishing for Herrings, when he found this fish. Bjoren Frilund said "I knew COD's swallow pretty much anything but I couldn't expect this". (Quote). Well yes I agree, you would not expect a fish to be a member of VNA Private and perv, to follow the history of porn. But this Fish must have been old and watched Linda Lovelace's Deep Throat. LMAO.

Anyway what is this world coming to when the fish world wants to be underwater porn stars.

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April 16th, 2014, 11:37 am

I guess fish even like rabbit viborators. You just can't ever tell about things.


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April 16th, 2014, 8:50 pm

I told Puma about it today and she said it's her vibrator, she threw it overboard ....
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April 17th, 2014, 2:11 am

Puma got tired of using it ?

well there's a first for everything...
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April 17th, 2014, 1:06 pm

This is too funny! Only in Florida! Do we have all the crazies?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -cone.html
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April 17th, 2014, 1:29 pm

So, did anyone as her if she wants fries with that ? :lmfao:

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May 6th, 2014, 12:30 pm

Can anyone really be this stupid? Is she faking?
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May 6th, 2014, 1:03 pm

Hahaha. Wow. That was a wtf moment.

I was going to watch it again but was afraid that listening to her any longer might damage my own brain in some way
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May 6th, 2014, 1:37 pm

I think she should be looking in a mirror, as she's the one without a brain
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May 6th, 2014, 2:18 pm

"...leads me to believe they don't have brains, because why would they rip off my face at 2 years old...." Well, obviously, they knew something you didn't (and still don't.)

Listen, girl. There's this place called "OZ." (No, it's not a Dr's office.) But if you will go see Dorothy, she will take you there. There is a Wizard there who will give you a brain. I mean, he gave the scarecrow one, right? I mean, he can, like, really do that.


I mean, I hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. If ever a wever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because, becaaaaause, because of the wonderful things he does.

So, like, go check him out.

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May 6th, 2014, 4:19 pm

Who has brains, here?... I'm not sure she has one...?! :wtf:

BTW... how to bring her brain to a size of a pea? ... just blow it up :lmfao:

OK, OK... its a bad old blond joke... but somehow it fits :D

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May 6th, 2014, 4:45 pm

What is she talking about? I got a little distracted.... :boobs: :nichon: :massage: :40: :twistnipple: :nanah: :lmao:
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May 6th, 2014, 8:41 pm

Hey, Trisha Paytas/blondsundoll?? Barbie is on the phone; she wants her brains back since you are obvously not using them.

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May 7th, 2014, 3:09 am

well she's doing her part "for" the blonde stereotype lol (she got lost in her own rhetoric (and i use that term loosely here, about as loose as her lips lol !))

tg we have smarter VNA Ladies around here to counter that stereotype !

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May 7th, 2014, 10:57 am

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May 7th, 2014, 11:32 am

A story out of the real life... worth for a movie?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27285840

...with a happy ending. I like it :trophy

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May 7th, 2014, 12:44 pm

Vicky, Vicky, Vicky. Are you never going to learn? You can't have sex just any old place you want. Didn't you learn when you got banned from McDonalds??? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Woman detained for loud sex on airliner

9:41 am May 7, 2014, by George Mathis

What happens in Vegas may or may not stay in Vegas, but you have to make it there first.

A young British traveler headed to Sin City started sinning early by having loud sex with a man she met on the plane, reports The Sun with a “Floozy in the Loozy” headline.

A passenger told The Sun that the woman, who was not named, was seated next to her parents and “started getting heated with the guy next to her,” before heading off to the bathroom with him.

Flight attendants aboard the Virgin Atlantic plane probably thought the airline should be renamed as they forced open the door to make the annoying “cries of passion” stop.

The woman became verbally abusive and was handcuffed to her seat for the remainder of the flight.

I would like to hear what her parents said to her at that point.

The woman, described as being in her 20s, was questioned by police in the U.S. and released with a warning.

Were flight attendants on the return flight given a warning too?
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May 9th, 2014, 12:23 pm

Hi fellas, I just found this about Amazon...

Deleting adult star's wishlists? :wtf:


http://business.avn.com/articles/techno ... G4.twitter

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