The Official WTF Thread!

[stickyvicky]

Wow did this really happen?
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/poli ... s-32231780

[WalterB]

"There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who called it an accident.

No accident. Stupid drunk. A mortar tube on his head? Now no more head. Guess it will be closed casket.

"Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh," he said.

Well, he succeeded. I'm laughing.

I guarantee you, I know drunk. But I was never motivated to put a mortar on my head and set it off.

Someone once said, "I may be th-tupid, but I ain't dumb."

An NFL player dang near blew his hand off screwing with fireworks. Damn near blew a million dollar career just to set off a firecracker.

Heeere's your sign!

[EmilyRain]

Thank you, Walt!

Even drunk....who would put an explosive on top of their head? Well, besides this dude.

[CGYMike]

8,000 Emergency Room visits on the 4th of July. What a way to spend the holiday.

Thats why in Canada we leave the fireworks spectacular displays to the experts.


Yikes

Mike

[DrDave47]

it probably happened, know I put two fingers well a finger and a thumb back on, after two different idiots played 'chicken' with lit firecrackers....."who can hold on to it the longest gets a free beer", you know that's going to go bad right off the bat.
One kid will eventualy be able to please his partner with a stiff finger, can't bend it anymore, but his hand looks almost normal, or will when the stitch's come out. The thumb guy will never have the use of it again, but again 'hand' looks normal, or will when the sttch's come out. And that's from a state that banned the use of all fireworks statewide, commercial or amateur due to fire danger, there's always an idiot somewhere, unfortunately.


DrDave47

[CoreyD06]

"There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who called it an accident.

No accident. Stupid drunk. A mortar tube on his head? Now no more head. Guess it will be closed casket.

"Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh," he said.

Well, he succeeded. I'm laughing.

I guarantee you, I know drunk. But I was never motivated to put a mortar on my head and set it off.

Someone once said, "I may be th-tupid, but I ain't dumb."

An NFL player dang near blew his hand off screwing with fireworks. Damn near blew a million dollar career just to set off a firecracker.

Heeere's your sign!

how drunk and/or dumb do you have to be to even think about doing this?

[carl goldfinger]

http://boingboing.net/2015/07/14/dildos ... r-lin.html

...aint no better use for dildos?



Carl

[carl goldfinger]

This is definitely worth a >

Is that Cosplay-Metal crossover?



I was laughing myself to tears when I at the first time



Carl

PS: I like it .... Oh & don't forget to watch the ladybaby suggested... I almost died laughing danger! tooo extreme

[stickyvicky]

This could only happen in Florida!
http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arres ... alligator/

[WalterB]

"The names have been changed to protect the innocent." They picked a good one, as Darwin really fits this, well, Perv! . But this was really Amos Moses.

[carl goldfinger]

At first I thought this is a bad joke, but....

http://www.xbiz.com/news/196971

UK-GOV will pimp & exploit sexworkers in future? ... or will they seal off to become an (pornfree) island (again?)?
...& UK sexworkers back to the underground or illegality?





Carl

[rokkerr]

http://business.avn.com/articles/legal/ ... 02819.html

A nudist on trial..... lol

[rokkerr]

Kayla Kupcakes, who shot with Vicky waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 2007.... just flashed a judge in court..
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woma ... 38482.html

I feel bad for her because she is obviously upset and sad... that being said, she was upset and sad when I met her in 2007.
It's a bummer she has not turned her life around.

[Kirstie]

That was such a smart move to do! It's just like flashing a cop! ;(

[stickyvicky]

that reminds me of a story... lol... one night my Mom was really drunk, and was put in jail after leaving the bar. I heard she was in jail, so i left the bar and went to the jail to see if I could get her out. I was drunk too. They wouldn't let her out, so I said let me in! They said NO, so I flashed them and they threw me in with her, lol... wow, those were the days... now you know why I went to AA when I was 20!

[Kirstie]

Aww, Vicky! What a little rebel you were. xD But you gotta do what you gotta do. Alcohol really isn't the best thing in the world... Most of us would be better off without it!

[WalterB]

Tank gooness I don t drunk, drank, drinked, dranken, awwww, leave me alone.

[Davest]

I never realized my father was a drunk until one night he came home sober... ;)

[stickyvicky]

I love this new guy, where did he come from? lol.... love the tutu also!

[CGYMike]

that reminds me of a story... lol... one night my Mom was really drunk, and was put in jail after leaving the bar. I heard she was in jail, so i left the bar and went to the jail to see if I could get her out. I was drunk too. They wouldn't let her out, so I said let me in! They said NO, so I flashed them and they threw me in with her, lol... wow, those were the days... now you know why I went to AA when I was 20!

Hahahahahaha...love it :)