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March 20th, 2023, 12:35 am

rokkerr wrote: ↑March 19th, 2023, 7:53 pm https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... ust-763091
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Florida woman in St Pete arrested for assault with an avocado!! :fail:
Don't they use avocados on eyes in spa treatments? Or is that cucumbers? Maybe the avocados are used in the mask goop...

Anyway, I guess her application technique needs a little refinement....
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March 20th, 2023, 7:40 am

Geez, Lucky 68 YO banging a 39 YO? Well, that's great, but this is all you can get?

"(Her) rap sheet includes multiple convictions for illegal possession of Xanax, as well as convictions for theft, DUI, obstructing police, probation violation, and driving without a license."

Yeah, sure, I want summa that! :rofl:
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March 22nd, 2023, 3:07 am

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March 22nd, 2023, 8:41 am

When the guy opened the door, the 'gator said, "I'm here for dinner." CHOMP!
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March 23rd, 2023, 1:45 am

ErikB wrote: ↑March 22nd, 2023, 3:07 am knock-knock_alligator.jpg
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March 23rd, 2023, 4:23 am

Great one! I totally forgot about the lan-shark bit!
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April 11th, 2023, 9:02 pm

I'm a little upset with this Florida guy. I mean honestly, what was he thinking...throwing perfectly delicious box of chicken wings !!! WTF !!

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... ult-410235
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May 6th, 2023, 2:57 pm

Is Tennessee trying to become the new Florida man?

https://wlos.com/news/nation-world/nash ... -his-toes#

and yet another

https://wlos.com/news/nation-world/nash ... tennessee#
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May 27th, 2023, 2:26 am

Been mountain climbing lately? Here's the clip if you're interested.
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May 27th, 2023, 3:09 pm

WalterB wrote: ↑May 27th, 2023, 2:26 am Been mountain climbing lately? Here's the clip if you're interested.
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I'm not sure that would even be fun.....
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May 28th, 2023, 11:01 am

Fast-forwarded to the relevant result:


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January 14th, 2024, 10:12 am

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Woman arrested for hitting 'elderly' man using oxygen machine

It should be an automatic defense --- those oxygen machines are annoying as fuck
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March 12th, 2024, 1:38 pm

This vile man in Texas... in a KILT... went into an antique store... shoved items up his rectum... and then put the items BACK on the shelf... :wtf:

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Whatever happened to the if you Try it you Buy it policy? :no:
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March 12th, 2024, 2:09 pm

https://www.foxnews.com/us/two-ohio-wom ... -his-money

Fellas... when you know your woman is more worried about your cash than your health??!?!?!
These two propped up a CORPSE and went to the ATM!!! :iloveyou: :fail:
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March 13th, 2024, 5:24 pm

rokkerr wrote: ↑March 12th, 2024, 1:38 pm This vile man in Texas... in a KILT... went into an antique store... shoved items up his rectum... and then put the items BACK on the shelf... :wtf:

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Whatever happened to the if you Try it you Buy it policy? :no:
Sorry I didn't copy it now. Saw a clip, probably as a "reel" on FB of some so-and-so taking a gallon bottle of syrup off of a shelf in a supermarket. He unscrewed the lid, spit into the bottle, replaced the lid and put it back on the shelf, all while his buddy recorded. Then they went home and put it on Facebook. There are some really sleazy people out there.

"Do not open/use if seal is broken" are very important words in today's society.
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March 20th, 2024, 9:42 pm

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... ick-083271

Careful of the produce section --- this guy at Safeway was jerking off onto fruit
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March 21st, 2024, 10:33 pm

And yet another teacher

https://wlos.com/news/local/details-eme ... with-minor
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