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November 25th, 2022, 9:36 am

I thought that was to help get my step mom unstuck from the dryer
...and she said " Let's go for it, the rooms already paid for!"
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November 28th, 2022, 10:59 pm

Can see how the Vikings could fall for this

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December 21st, 2022, 2:38 pm

Self-referential?

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December 22nd, 2022, 1:10 pm

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
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December 22nd, 2022, 2:51 pm

Davest wrote: December 22nd, 2022, 1:10 pm Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with- ... vacuation/
There is an interesting statistics video that is embedded in the article, and Florida Man makes an appearance! And with a screwdriver, yet. That's dangerously pointy. Hopefully he at least went handle-first. I couldn't tell from the X-ray.
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December 22nd, 2022, 3:41 pm

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I sent this vid to a friend on Messenger and I got blocked. Apparently it was not up to their standard. How about all the porn I have sent or received earlier? Make no sense.... :tonyban: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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December 26th, 2022, 10:05 pm

Sex dolls can now be imported into South Korea

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January 2nd, 2023, 11:10 am

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Why I will NEVER EVER EVER get on any ferris wheel... WTF
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January 2nd, 2023, 11:33 am

Aw, come on, Rokkerr. I'm sure they'll give you a parachute if you ask :rotffl:
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WalterB wrote: January 2nd, 2023, 11:33 am Aw, come on, Rokkerr. I'm sure they'll give you a parachute if you ask :rotffl:
https://orlandothemeparkzone.com/2023/0 ... ses-power/

I literally would be crying like a baby if I was inside of that shit :fail: :help:
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January 2nd, 2023, 4:05 pm

I hear ya. There are a few of these around the world. Isn't there one in Vegas? I've also read about at least one somewhere in Europe. Something like, what, half a mile high? :lmao:

I would want to go on one. But I'm about 99% sure I wouldn't. I used up all my bravado on that zip line we rode. I tried to put on a brave face, but my insides were mush, lol. When I got to the landing platform, I mean, my foot was stuck out reaching for that platform, :rofl:
WorldAtlas.com wrote: High Roller
High Roller is the tallest Ferris wheel in the world with the height of 550ft (167.6m) and 520ft in diameter. High Roller was opened to the public in 2014 and is situated on the Las Vegas Strip, Nevada US. The wheel rotates on spherical roller bearing weighing 8800kg. (Walt: a Kg is 2.2 lbs. So multiply 8800 X 2.2 to get total pounds.. Oh, and 520 feet is the length of 1-2/3 football fiends. 100 yds plus 66 more, lol.) The passenger cabins are mounted on the wheels and are individually rotated. Each cabin weighs 20000kgs with a diameter of 6.7m. Initially, the ride was to cost $20 but the ticketing prices have increased to $30 as at 2013. In 2014, a 30 minutes ride cost $24.95 during the day and $34.95 during the night. An express pass ticket cost $54.95 and allows the rider to skip the line and ride at any time.
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January 2nd, 2023, 6:25 pm

The search results pointed to this article for the 11 tallest Ferris Wheels of 2022. However, number 1, in Dubai, is 'slated to open in 2020', so I sense a little marketing on the part of the website. I imagine a list such as this doesn't change quickly, anyway. The Ferris wheel with the electrical problems is #8. The list of 11 is:

11: China
10: Australia
09: China
08: Ol' Zappy, Orlando, Florida, United States (which has had technical problems before)
07: Japan
06: Taiwan
05: The London Eye, London, England (are you sure you wouldn't do it for King and Country, Rokker?)
04: China
03: Singapore
02: Las Vegas, United States (you were right, Walt! Which I would have known, had I actually read inside the quote box you posted. Stupid me. None of these are half a mile high yet, though. The Dubai one is 0.16 miles.)
01: Dubai, United Arab Emirates

https://wowtravel.me/largest-ferris-wheel-in-the-world/
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January 2nd, 2023, 6:34 pm

I meant to include this here at the same time I posted the others over on the Stupid Shit thread, but apparently I overlooked it.


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January 11th, 2023, 8:00 pm

The poster for Demi Lovato's new album banned in England

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January 11th, 2023, 9:11 pm

rokkerr wrote: January 2nd, 2023, 11:10 am https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/ ... rris-wheel

Why I will NEVER EVER EVER get on any ferris wheel... WTF
Damn, I was on that last spring!
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January 14th, 2023, 7:51 pm

Doesnt the church keep insisting that the bible is God's word so it cant have any mistakes in it?

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Florida woman in St Pete arrested for assault with an avocado!! :fail:
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