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February 15th, 2016, 6:57 pm

This One Belong Here ,It Will Blow Your Mind ,Not As Hard as He Blew His Ass Off Though. :lmao:
http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/f ... s-on-fire/


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February 16th, 2016, 12:19 pm

OK, might be good against rapists... but what if she forgot to take it out & hubby wants to wake her up with his morning wood? :scared:
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February 16th, 2016, 3:13 pm

Carl, I don't know where u found that one but it makes me just cringe. The thought of it being inside a woman is just not right and I agree. What if she forgets and it's her husband wants to make out? :rofl: :rofl:

Mikesline, If he was trying to light a fart, got what he deserved... STUPID!!

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February 17th, 2016, 11:42 pm

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:hidesbehindsofa: speechless wow -i like the cop ,that smirk tells it all :lmao:
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February 18th, 2016, 10:18 pm

Uh......

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :wtf:
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February 19th, 2016, 10:28 am

Ya know....just when I'm convinced that there can't possibly be anything new going on out there, the world prooves me wrong.

Those last two stories shrunk my penis into the BatCave... I don't think I'll ever see him again



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February 21st, 2016, 10:32 am

Canadian Government urging Canadians to NOT "Spock" the 5 dollar bill.

Since Leonard Nimoy's death us cleaver Canadians have been turning Sir Wilfred Laurier's portrait on the $5.00 bill into Spock. It's not illegal to do so but lowers the currency's lifespan...ironic really when you think about it :)

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February 21st, 2016, 5:11 pm

I just cancelled my summer holiday to Nigeria !!! Jezuz Carist
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February 21st, 2016, 9:57 pm

Where did you come across that last meaty tidbit?
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March 5th, 2016, 10:23 pm

I always wanted to go to Machu Picchu
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June 25th, 2016, 8:37 am

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... pared-jail

Woman batters man with meat tenderizer for watching porn... spared jail... :wtf:
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June 28th, 2016, 9:16 am

Because a man living with a manneguin isn't strange.... is it Walt?

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June 28th, 2016, 12:24 pm

Ted Cruz legal team wrote:Texans were free to use sex toys at home, but they did not have the right to buy them
Hey Vicky, can I use your dildo tonite? I've got a hot date, and need a little help. Ted Cruz says I can'y buy one, but he doesn't mention borrowing yours. :rotffl: :yeahbaby:
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June 28th, 2016, 1:05 pm

rokkerr wrote:Because a man living with a manneguin isn't strange.... is it Walt?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1348271/b ... ess-trips/
Of COURSE not. Now you pissed Mabel off.
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July 2nd, 2016, 10:39 pm

LMAO :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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July 2nd, 2016, 11:36 pm

Thanks to good old Benny for those. Just search "Mabel." We used to do a whole bit on Mabel. :yeahbaby:
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July 8th, 2016, 9:20 am

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July 10th, 2016, 10:12 pm

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