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Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 20th, 2023, 12:35 am
by ErikB
rokkerr wrote: March 19th, 2023, 7:53 pm https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... ust-763091
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Florida woman in St Pete arrested for assault with an avocado!! :fail:
Don't they use avocados on eyes in spa treatments? Or is that cucumbers? Maybe the avocados are used in the mask goop...

Anyway, I guess her application technique needs a little refinement....

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 20th, 2023, 7:40 am
by WalterB
Geez, Lucky 68 YO banging a 39 YO? Well, that's great, but this is all you can get?

"(Her) rap sheet includes multiple convictions for illegal possession of Xanax, as well as convictions for theft, DUI, obstructing police, probation violation, and driving without a license."

Yeah, sure, I want summa that! :rofl:

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 22nd, 2023, 3:07 am
by ErikB
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Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 22nd, 2023, 8:41 am
by WalterB
When the guy opened the door, the 'gator said, "I'm here for dinner." CHOMP!

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 23rd, 2023, 1:45 am
by Davest
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Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 23rd, 2023, 4:23 am
by ErikB
Great one! I totally forgot about the lan-shark bit!

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: April 11th, 2023, 9:02 pm
by CGYMike
I'm a little upset with this Florida guy. I mean honestly, what was he thinking...throwing perfectly delicious box of chicken wings !!! WTF !!

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... ult-410235

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: May 6th, 2023, 2:57 pm
by greggl

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: May 27th, 2023, 2:26 am
by WalterB
Been mountain climbing lately? Here's the clip if you're interested.
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https://xhreal3.com/videos/hill-hanging-sex-8695915
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Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: May 27th, 2023, 3:09 pm
by lance_s
WalterB wrote: May 27th, 2023, 2:26 am Been mountain climbing lately? Here's the clip if you're interested.
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I'm not sure that would even be fun.....

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: May 28th, 2023, 11:01 am
by ErikB
Fast-forwarded to the relevant result:


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Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: January 14th, 2024, 10:12 am
by rokkerr
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ba ... bust-57389

Woman arrested for hitting 'elderly' man using oxygen machine

It should be an automatic defense --- those oxygen machines are annoying as fuck

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 12th, 2024, 1:38 pm
by rokkerr
This vile man in Texas... in a KILT... went into an antique store... shoved items up his rectum... and then put the items BACK on the shelf... :wtf:

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... est-285930

Whatever happened to the if you Try it you Buy it policy? :no:

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 12th, 2024, 2:09 pm
by rokkerr
https://www.foxnews.com/us/two-ohio-wom ... -his-money

Fellas... when you know your woman is more worried about your cash than your health??!?!?!
These two propped up a CORPSE and went to the ATM!!! :iloveyou: :fail:

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 13th, 2024, 5:24 pm
by WalterB
rokkerr wrote: March 12th, 2024, 1:38 pm This vile man in Texas... in a KILT... went into an antique store... shoved items up his rectum... and then put the items BACK on the shelf... :wtf:

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... est-285930

Whatever happened to the if you Try it you Buy it policy? :no:
Sorry I didn't copy it now. Saw a clip, probably as a "reel" on FB of some so-and-so taking a gallon bottle of syrup off of a shelf in a supermarket. He unscrewed the lid, spit into the bottle, replaced the lid and put it back on the shelf, all while his buddy recorded. Then they went home and put it on Facebook. There are some really sleazy people out there.

"Do not open/use if seal is broken" are very important words in today's society.

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 20th, 2024, 9:42 pm
by rokkerr
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents ... ick-083271

Careful of the produce section --- this guy at Safeway was jerking off onto fruit

Re: The Official WTF Thread!

Posted: March 21st, 2024, 10:33 pm
by greggl