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Davest
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February 11th, 2024, 8:22 pm

From the Yeah Mad group:

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.
"I need to update this forum software so we can have a "like" button! I would like Davest's post over and over!" -Vicky
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February 12th, 2024, 9:58 am

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

Well, if you don't know, don't espect an invite to my house anytime soon.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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February 20th, 2024, 8:30 pm

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February 23rd, 2024, 12:49 pm

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WalterB
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February 23rd, 2024, 4:54 pm

Hey, that actually happened to me when I was maybe 5 or 6. Thanks for the painful memory, Steinar. :rotffl:

Actually I don't remember it. Dad told me the story. He said he woke up one morning to my screaming. He ran to me and saw me holding my crank and jumping around. Sounded to me like an Indian war dance, Except nothing got chopped off, lol.
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April 24th, 2024, 8:23 pm

What if someone said that Vicky had a "Boobytrap" on each side, would you realize it was spelled backwards?
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April 26th, 2024, 1:43 pm

WalterB wrote: ↑April 24th, 2024, 8:23 pm What if someone said that Vicky had a "Boobytrap" on each side, would you realize it was spelled backwards?
That's pretty good wordplay, Walt. Of course, the party boobs are looking for a booby party...
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