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rokkerr
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October 21st, 2017, 11:23 am

Meanwhile davest and eddie are projected to end .1 of a point apart... who will have the bigger balls?? :ohthedrama:
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October 21st, 2017, 12:24 pm

rokkerr wrote: October 21st, 2017, 11:23 am Meanwhile davest and eddie are projected to end .1 of a point apart... who will have the bigger balls?? :ohthedrama:
that will be a fun one to watch.... the points change so fast after kickoff. I will start the day thinking, this will be an easy win and then all of a sudden, I am getting my ass handed to me......
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October 22nd, 2017, 10:10 am

rokkerr wrote: October 21st, 2017, 11:23 am Meanwhile davest and eddie are projected to end .1 of a point apart... who will have the bigger balls?? :ohthedrama:
That's the prediction after yet another QB scores over 50 points against me. :no:
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October 23rd, 2017, 12:10 am

Davest wrote: October 22nd, 2017, 10:10 am
rokkerr wrote: October 21st, 2017, 11:23 am Meanwhile davest and eddie are projected to end .1 of a point apart... who will have the bigger balls?? :ohthedrama:
That's the prediction after yet another QB scores over 50 points against me. :no:
OK, after whining (whinging for the Europeans) about that, my defense went out and scored 40 points for me, so I really have no cause to complain.

Looks like an underdog week, as the 14th (1-5), 15th (1-5) and 16th (0-6) ranked teams are set to beat the 2nd (5-1), 3rd (5-1) and 11th (2-4) place teams.
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October 23rd, 2017, 7:57 am

Handcock has a win. What happened to Hunt? He was scoring way above projection and now scoring below projection.
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October 23rd, 2017, 11:18 pm

if your talking KC's Kareem Hunt teams are playing him different so other players are being forced to step up it's why the Lost to Pittsburgh as none did and it's why the Raiders shocked them on Thursday both teams made sure that at least 3 guys where around him when he caught the ball and when he ran both teams made sure he was tackled by at least 2 guys. Teams are finally learning how to defend him but i expect Andy Reid to counter that next game they play
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October 31st, 2017, 8:13 am

THE FIRST EVER TIE IN THE VNA!!! Davest and WSJ battled it out to a thrilling TIE?!?!?!? :no: :help:
Didn't think that was possible given all the millions of variables

I got clobbered by Sunny Lane last week
Hancock stuck it to Vicky
Penny stuck it in Anal John's butt
Brigit lost a tough one to Dominic
Emily got jack hammered by Paul
Eddie Mack pile drived Kimber
George smacked around Lauren

.... tough one for most of the girls to be honest except for Penny who is now 8-0?!?!?!?
Three teams at 5-3 battling for the 3 play off spots - Vicky, Brigit and Anal John

A bunch of teams at 4-4 with a shot of the playoffs too... Emily, George and Eddie

I am fighting for bottom... with the lowest scoring team in the league... :whome: :fuckyou:
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October 31st, 2017, 1:59 pm

I'm holding a moment of silence for my tight end, Zach Miller, who suffered one of the most gruesome injuries this week with a dislocated knee. It's all over social media, if you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky.

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October 31st, 2017, 4:43 pm

GeorgeB i saw it as it happened since it was during a redbone play and i only watch NFL Red zone for the1 and 4 pm games
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November 8th, 2017, 10:35 am

Penny Pax 9-0?!?!?!?!??!?!!? George... you patsy... :yeahbaby:

I got fucked by Anal John
Handcock won his 4th in a row over WSJ
Bridgit fingered Vicky
Sunny Lane had an inch over Paul (heartbreak loss)
Davest creamed Kimber
Dommy wiped his ass on Eddie
Lauren smacked around Emily

Penny at 9-0
Brigit, Lauren, Dommy and Anal John at 6-3
Davest at 5-3-1 (that tie really hurt!)
Vicky at 5-4

Top 4 teams go through...
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November 8th, 2017, 10:52 am

rokkerr wrote: November 8th, 2017, 10:35 am Penny Pax 9-0?!?!?!?!??!?!!? George... you patsy... :yeahbaby:
I know, I let you down. But look on the bright side, who would you rather see pose naked next to the trophy at the end of the season?
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November 8th, 2017, 10:57 am

lol...

HUGE games this weekend...

Penny vs. Dommy B (6-3)
and Anal John goes up against Brigit ... both 6-3)
Handcock is also on a 4game streak... going up against Lauren who is at 6-3

Three of the four 6-3 teams could suddenly be at 6-4 opening the door for other playoff contenders
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November 15th, 2017, 7:40 am

I officially suck...

Hancock got pegged by Lauren
WSJ lost to Paul
Anal John plugged Bridgit
Vicky got gagged by Sunny
Dommy got nailed by Penny
Emily spanked Davest
George showed Eddie who's his daddy

Penny is 10-0?!???!?
:please:

.... Anal John and Lauren and 7-3
The 4th and final spot for the playoffs is currently held by BRIDGIT who is 6-4 but leads her conference.
The Easy League basically sucks with Dommy and Davest and even Vicky in the running for 1st. :fail:
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November 16th, 2017, 7:21 am

This looks like more fun than the Fantasy Premier League!
Next year I'm gonna give it a try - as I know nothing about American Football you'd better watch out.
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November 28th, 2017, 8:44 pm

And in one week I move from 6th place to 2nd as all four of the 7-4 teams ahead of me lost. I am now in second place at 7-4-1, but there are now SIX teams a half game behind me at 7-5. All seven of us are vying for the final three playoff spots. Exciting stuff!

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November 28th, 2017, 9:04 pm

Davest wrote: November 28th, 2017, 8:44 pm And in one week I move from 6th place to 2nd as all four of the 7-4 teams ahead of me lost. I am now in second place at 7-4-1, but there are now SIX teams a half game behind me at 7-5. All seven of us are vying for the final three playoff spots. Exciting stuff!

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Awesome win for your team this week. I didn't do so bad this week either. Moved up to 5th. from 8th. . I am ready to make my way into the playoffs in the late hour!
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November 29th, 2017, 2:29 pm

Congrats. Davest. That was a good job raising that high in the ranking.
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November 30th, 2017, 2:32 pm

:rofl: Look at you Davest.. coming up from behind...
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November 30th, 2017, 6:04 pm

rokkerr wrote: November 30th, 2017, 2:32 pm :rofl: Look at you Davest.. coming up from behind...
Surprise! :lmao:
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December 7th, 2017, 8:33 am

FINAL WEEK OF THE REGULAR SEASON BEFORE THE PLAYOFFS START...
TOP 4 GO THROUGH TO THE VNA PLAYOFFS AND THE TROPHY

Penny Pax - 11-2.... guaranteed in the playoffs... despite 2 straight losses

Davest - 8-4-1 ... in the playoffs at 2nd place and the leader of the Easy Division
Anal John 8-5 3rd
Emily Rain 8-5 4th
Bridgit Rowan 8-5 5th
Dominic 8-5 6th
Lauren Phillips 8-5 7th

A Davest LOSS could mean he is OUT of the playoffs... but playing Vicky who has Eli Manning so unlikely
I don't pretend to understand all the tie breakers but FIVE players... John, Emily, Bridgit, Dominic and Lauren and ALL in the running for the last TWO spots

Even Paul and George (7-6) MIGHT get in if those 5 teams lose on Sunday...

Crazy shit... Lauren is playing Anal John - the loser of which is automatically out...
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