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[wshandcock]

at this point just hoping to avoid being last, I am really hoping to avoid being on the bottom Yes Rokkerr please feel free to jump on that line

[Davest]

Holy crap, I got super lucky and defeated Metal Gods by less than one point!

[wshandcock]

tough week a lot of star players underperformed

[stickyvicky]

Not what I wanted to see!

[lance_s]

Foaming at the mouth -
not me a phrase I heard somewhere...…..

Saw Ford v Ferrari - great movie, over 2 hrs.

I saw that one too over the weekend. I was not sure what to expect, but it was a good movie.

Then I was trying to push this little Fiat 500 to 7000 rpm on the way home....

[rokkerr]

WEEK 11

I took it to Anal John
Walt squeaked his peter past Handcock
Vicky got pulverized by Paul
Jimmy slapped around Lance
Davest teased Metal Gods balls with his tongue
Team Ivy got stroked by Capt Bunk
Eddie Mack pulled the big upset... ballsing #1 Willie

Willie and Eddie Mack both 8-3
Capt Bunk 7-4
Team Ivy and Walt battling for 4th place at 6-5 and that all important playoff spot

ONE GAME BACK from the playoffs at 5-6 - Anal John, Vicky, Metal, Davest, Me, Vicky and Paul

Lance at 4-7 Handcock at 3-8

We should have a punishment for last place... being forced to put a picture on the forum washing the dishes naked in a maid outfit???
THREE GAMES TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.... the season ends week 14! A .500 record just might do it...

[CaptBunk]

WEEK 11

I took it to Anal John
Walt squeaked his peter past Handcock
Vicky got pulverized by Paul
Jimmy slapped around Lance
Davest teased Metal Gods balls with his tongue
Team Ivy got stroked by Capt Bunk
Eddie Mack pulled the big upset... ballsing #1 Willie

Willie and Eddie Mack both 8-3
Capt Bunk 7-4
Team Ivy and Walt battling for 4th place at 6-5 and that all important playoff spot

ONE GAME BACK from the playoffs at 5-6 - Anal John, Vicky, Metal, Davest, Me, Vicky and Paul

Lance at 4-7 Handcock at 3-8

We should have a punishment for last place... being forced to put a picture on the forum washing the dishes naked in a maid outfit???
THREE GAMES TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.... the season ends week 14! A .500 record just might do it...

Hey!
I look good naked in a maid's uniform; just keep the lights off....

[Davest]

With more than half the league at 6-5 or 5-6, I'm guessing it will take at least 8-6 to make the playoffs, maybe 9-5.

I think I still have a chance, but just barely. My team is certainly living up to its name.

[lance_s]

WEEK 11

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We should have a punishment for last place... being forced to put a picture on the forum washing the dishes naked in a maid outfit???

Naked. IN a maid outfit? Isn't there a contradiciton somewhere here.

An aside: One lawyer to another as they're walking down a hall: "Why is it that 99% of lawyers give the rest of the profession a bad name?"

[wshandcock]

Rokkerr I assumed you had a picture of me doing that already

[WalterB]

If you do have one, Rokkerr, For God's Sake, DON'T POST IT! I'll pay you,

[rokkerr]

JImmy reamed me a high hard one...
Handcock somehow managed to revive his sissiness over Capt Bunk
Willie slammed Vicky
Paul squeeked past Anal John
Metal Dave got pummelled by Lance
Walt was Eddie's bitch
Team Ivy played against Davest who I don't think new he was playing... 80 points??

Willie and Eddie now 9-3
Team Ivy and Capt Bunk now 7-5
Paul, Walt and Jimmy all at 6-6
5 teams at 5-7
Handcock brings up the rear at 4-8

TWO GAMES TO GO.... 2 playoff spots are easily in reach of anyone at 6-6... everyone else is playing NOT to be the bitch of the league...

[wshandcock]

I am making a late push for 13th place .Rokkerr ' revive his sissiness" I have to think about that one ???

[Davest]

Team Ivy played against Davest who I don't think new he was playing... 80 points??

I had three starters on the bench on their bye week, but the real killer was that almost every single one of my players underperformed to expectations. I had two players score higher than their projection, and both were higher by less than one point. Many of my players couldn't even score half of their projection. It's the most pathetic excuse for a fantasy week I've seen. I thought I might have a shot at a playoff spot if I won out and then this happened. I had to laugh it was so awful.

[rokkerr]

Good luck TODAY.... and happy thanksgiving :)

[stickyvicky]

Yay! I beat Eddie Mac today! That means at least I won't finish last haha!

[rokkerr]

The battle for last place is fascinating... is everyone trying to take the bottom????

[rokkerr]

I went missionary on Metal Dave
Hancock rearended Anal John
Sticky Vicky slapped around league leader Eddie
JImmy laid down for Willie
Paul took no mercy on the old fella
Team Ivy got a limp dick against Lance
Capt Bunk showed Davest who's his daddy...

Willie 10-3
Eddie 9-4
Capt Bunk 8-5
Team Ivy and Paul (out of nowhere) 7-6
Jimmy, Rok, Vicky, Walt, Lance all 6-7

THE RACE TO LAST.... Handcock, Davest, Anal John Metal Dave, Davest 5-8

ONE GAME TO GO................. who makes the playoffs? If Paul and TeamIvy lose the door is open to any of the 6-7 teams (including me??!?!?) 7-7 might squeak in this year...
Who is wearing the maid's outfit for finishing last?

[Andrew35]

the attachment looks like from last year's fantasy football Rokker

[WalterB]

Cut him a little slack, Andrew. I think he's just delirious over finally winning one.