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October 8th, 2022, 11:04 pm

Well, hot damn! According to the schedule, I get to wrestle with StickyVicky this weekend.

What? It's not wrestling? The schedule said that I have a match with StickyVicky. I thought a "Match" meant wrestling. You know like mud wrestling or something.

Well, crap! I was already practicing my best moves. NOW what? :rofl:

I don't usually practice. Since I have a firm grip on last place I figure, why mess with a good thing, :lmao:
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October 10th, 2022, 8:50 am

WalterB wrote: ↑October 8th, 2022, 11:04 pm Well, hot damn! According to the schedule, I get to wrestle with StickyVicky this weekend.

What? It's not wrestling? The schedule said that I have a match with StickyVicky. I thought a "Match" meant wrestling. You know like mud wrestling or something.

Well, crap! I was already practicing my best moves. NOW what? :rofl:

I don't usually practice. Since I have a firm grip on last place I figure, why mess with a good thing, :lmao:

Next time click the SAVE button when you make those moves... :help:
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October 10th, 2022, 2:03 pm

Well, "we" may have figured out how I do it, lol. I've made changes on a couple occasions but I know I never clicked a "save" button. HA! I've never even SEEN a save button, :lost: :truce Rokkerr thinks I'm spending too much time doing this :-handjob :jerkoff: I say he should blame his hot wife! She keeps me distracted. :vickyvette: :rotffl: :yeahbaby: :icon_jiggle:

Well, if I listen to Rokkerr, I may lose my firm grip on last place. Who knows? :lmao:
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October 10th, 2022, 5:13 pm

Last week I think I scored just 118 points and lost to a team who was playing a QB that was on Injured Reserve. This week, 6 of the 9 positions that have played so far have scored 20 or more points each and I'm on track to score well over 200 points. I like to think it's skill when I win, but the whole thing is something of a random roll of the dice.
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October 11th, 2022, 1:18 am

Well, it's kind of crap shoot for me because I'm not too familiar with the players. Missing the draft wasn't a good idea either. I DID have some good players planned but all that went away when I screwed up and missed out.

But, remember, even a good team loses once in awhile. Aren't the Dolphins the last team to have an undefeated season?

OK, I looked. Yes, they are if you look at the regular season, the playoffs and the Super Bowl. The Patriots had a perfect season in 2007 but lost the Super Bowl. The Dolphins had a 14-0 season back in '72 (my God, THAT long ago? lol) but they won the Super Bowl as well. So I'm saying that the Dolphins with Bob Griese and Don Shula at the helm are the only team in NFL history to have a completely undefeated season.
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October 11th, 2022, 7:19 pm

Well, what a revoltin' development THIS is. Even the Blonde whupped my ass this week. But it didn't feel that good :rofl:.I've beem doing a lot of screwing up with this. I'm going to try to do better but time will tell.
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October 18th, 2022, 1:11 pm

Well the Easy League sucks --- first is 3-3...
Vicky wins with 108 points :fail:
Tim crushed WydeSyde for only his second win

... and Davest... looking like a lock!!

Anyone's league this year with 9 games to play :yeahbaby: :goodpost:
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October 18th, 2022, 10:29 pm

Every time I make changes, I do worse. Yeah, I'm a great sports fan, lol.
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October 29th, 2022, 4:30 am

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November 28th, 2022, 5:53 pm

I won this week's game by less than half a point.
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December 14th, 2022, 9:30 am

Final game of the Regular Season with the playoffs on the line...

Gabby slipped into 5th place
Willy (WydeSyde) is in the playoffs --- 3 other spots up for grabs

I'm trying to be a spoiler against Tim this week
Vicky is going to be a spoiler against Paul
Davest has been in free fall but has a gimme against Capt Bunk who threw in the towl
WALT WILL NOT FINISH LAST THIS YEAR :yeahbaby:
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December 14th, 2022, 11:14 am

Well, THAT's a surprise, :rofl:. This is what happens when you miss the draft and have to accept the left-overs, lol.

Every time I make changes to the schedule, I do worse. That's always a feel-good feeling, :lmao:. I review all the data I see and try to pic good men who have good stats. But I remember at least a couple times I'd do that, and the next game, they'd fall on their asses. So, I have at least one very cool guardian angel, but the fantasy gods are NOT happy with me for some reason. I mean, It's ME! I'm so SWEET! :rotffl:

I may/may not make any changes this week, I DO enjoy trying to keep my head above water every week, :rofl: but I'm gonna have to try a LOT harder next year. You know - like showing up for the draft at the very START, lol. Thanks to all who played this year.
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December 14th, 2022, 5:22 pm

rokkerr wrote: ↑December 14th, 2022, 9:30 am
Davest has been in free fall
Three of the last four weeks I have had a player on my opponent's team score more than 50 points. Tough to win against that. I also have been getting players injured within the first six plays of the game, which doesn't help. Oh well, I've been having fun and that's what it is about.
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December 14th, 2022, 8:19 pm

Davest wrote: ↑December 14th, 2022, 5:22 pm
rokkerr wrote: ↑December 14th, 2022, 9:30 am
Davest has been in free fall
Three of the last four weeks I have had a player on my opponent's team score more than 50 points. Tough to win against that. I also have been getting players injured within the first six plays of the game, which doesn't help. Oh well, I've been having fun and that's what it is about.
Doing a hell of a lot better than me and IN the playoffs :yeahbaby:
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December 20th, 2022, 8:56 am

3 previous winners in the playoffs ---- I'm routing for the underdog -- go Davest! :yeahbaby: :yeahbaby: :yeahbaby:
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January 3rd, 2023, 9:22 am

Terrible Injury in the game last night but it looks like...

Willie will be Champion

Tim 2nd
Paul 3rd
Davest 4th

As usual I sucked but pulled out a couple of consolation wins to wind up (I think) 5th

Thanks to everyone for playing!

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January 3rd, 2023, 10:34 am

I saw the hit, but I wasn't recording. Now, no one will show the hit, that I have seen so far. My guess is that he hit the receiver's shoulder with his chest. That would have caused his heart to maybe go into fibrillation and possibly cause the cardiac arrest he suffered.

So many prayers going up for the man.He is listed in critical but stable condition at this point.
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January 3rd, 2023, 2:44 pm

Congratulations Willie on a great season!

The cancelled game means both Tshaughn and I lost points. Burrow would have had to score 90 more points though, so Tshaughn shouldn't feel robbed. There's an outside chance that Josh Allen could have scored another 40 points for me, but it's pretty unlikely. Once again, I finish just off the podium (third time, I believe).
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August 7th, 2023, 6:15 pm

when is the 2023 Draft, how much is the entry fee, how do we pay the entry fee???

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August 8th, 2023, 10:18 pm

Alydar$$ wrote: ↑August 7th, 2023, 6:15 pm when is the 2023 Draft, how much is the entry fee, how do we pay the entry fee???

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Good question!! Firing it up this week and I'll let you know :goodpost:
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