This Crazy Thing Called Porn

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MandyTyler
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February 5th, 2016, 1:21 am

And how did I get into it? More importantly, why am I still here? All great questions! I'll take a little cyber-space to tell you my tale.....

Long, long ago, in a land filled with dust and rocks (they call it a desert), an awesome husband who so adored his lovely wife, took photos of their naughty bedroom adventures with other couples and select males from other kingdoms (eh, the guy down the street and the couple that lived around the corner). This husband was so madly in love with his bride that he wanted to shout it from the roof tops. Since he was afraid of heights and didn't want to break his neck while scaling rooftops, he did the next best thing - he shared the naughty photos on Usenet Newsgroups (for the uninformed, look it up on Wikipedia). He wanted to share her beauty and sexual being (really, he just wanted other dudes to see what he was banging every night). When the bride found out what her husband had done, she didn't yell, curse or throat punch him. She just looked perplexed and exclaimed "who in the WORLD would want to see me naked and doing the nasty with other people?" The wise husband answered "lots of people my love!"

The shared photos were so popular that this gave the husband much thought. He had heard about this internet thing and how people (couples) could advertise their promiscuity on websites. So with very (I mean VERY) little understanding of computers and no knowledge of how to create a website, the husband ventured into the wilderness of the internet of the late 90's (1998 to be exact). He found a few friends who knew a little about website creation, so together they stumbled through the forest of Front Page tutorials and put together their first website, ILoveCum.com. While this was all going on, the wife watched from the sidelines. She was positive this would all be a wasted effort. Her thoughts, again, were "who on earth will want to pay $$ to look at my photos?" In late December of 1998, the husband said their little website was ready to set forth upon the world-wide-web and with a nervous finger, he clicked the "go-live" key and they waited.

Obviously, the husband was totally right. The wife stared in disbelief when the husband showed her how many people had joined their site in the first month. She still didn't believe it would continue, but more people joined the 2nd, 3rd and even the 4th month. Finally, the little wife had to give her husband props for a job well done and for seeing the potential.

Well, 17 years had passed and the wife felt it was time to retire. After all, she was no spring chicken anymore and even though she had aged well like a fine wine, she thought perhaps it was time to fade into the sunset. That's when a beautiful blonde maiden from a greater galaxy told her "You Crazy!" and found a new home for the husband and wife to live happily everafter. And they did.

xoxo,
Mandy

ps, Feel free to ask questions. Not promising answers, but don't be afraid to throw it out there. Peace.
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February 5th, 2016, 7:49 am

Haha, very cool story, Mandy. Very big props to smart, smart hubby, who knew a gold mine when he saw one, and to a loving wife who was smart enough to not say "no," but to stand aside and watch in somewhat distracted curiosity while said hubby brought his excited curiosity to the world.

I remember when I first met you. You were so gracious and pleasant. I was picking some display items up from you for Rokkerr and Vicky. We played the "Ok, where are you now?" dance with our phones until we finally came together in the parking lot. Such a nice, adorable lady. I have thoroughly enjoyed chatting with you since, at a couple of Adultcons and at your cam shows. I imagine that doing something for 17 years might start to wear thin, but when people need you, you should think twice about walking away from a world that allows you to share your beauty and wonder with a world of excited fans.

Vicky knows when she is onto a winner. I am very happy that she was able to convince you that your place is with us (with loving hubby happily helping in the background,) and that you decided to join us horny, lusting devildogs, to share with us your beauty and your wondrous demeanor.

Thanks for staying. :iloveyou: :shandalips: :heartflames: :party-smiley: :flasher-2: :1296:
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February 5th, 2016, 7:57 am

Loved your story writing! Had me laughing so hard I about peed my ....I'm not wearing pants but had I been, I would of peed them... I'm sure of it!

I have started out much the same as you did. Finding this crazy industry in ONLY the last few years and my husband thinking ALL would want to see and enjoy his bride as he does.....as he says...I'm hittin that! Yes, dear, I tell him. You sure are...going on 24 years now...lmao

You mention the desert. Where in the desert you be? I am in southern AZ.
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February 8th, 2016, 2:08 am

Oh no, don't pee your pants on my account! Glad you enjoyed my tail. Oh, I meant my tale ;-)
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February 12th, 2016, 10:18 pm

What a great story! The Tylers are good people! I'm soooo glad you are here!
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February 14th, 2016, 3:29 am

stickyvicky wrote:What a great story! The Tylers are good people! I'm soooo glad you are here!
Thank you Vicky! We're glad to be here too. :penguin:
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May 26th, 2016, 12:50 am

What a Nice Tail !! i could understand why the husband wanted to show off what he had ,cuz what he has is what all subscribers want to have for themselves too in the naughtiest way. butt all glory belongs to his bride as she looks beautiful sexy and spring chickens become big cocks in a flash of her
precious virtues. all i can say is it's a happy ending -not her career her ass !! :lmao:
and long may it shine on cam ,because it is something the husband can be proud of still !!! :trophy
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