THE OFFICIAL SURPRISE CUMSHOT THREAD

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Funny, I didn't order that!
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September 29th, 2017, 8:59 am

Not every surprise happens on the outside. It's like lighting a firecracker in your hand - there's always a chance it could go off a little early!

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And she doesn't look happy!
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November 2nd, 2017, 1:12 pm

Ha! I don't blame her at all!!!
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November 3rd, 2017, 7:29 am

O , I thought you said kumquat!
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January 20th, 2018, 3:00 pm

Just amazing!
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January 21st, 2018, 3:40 pm

Some of these are great, thanks guys. Will post one or two of my favourites when I get on the laptop. Till then does anyone by any chance have the one from Cumshot Surprise where a blonde is smoking a ciggy with her eyes shut and takes a surprise load in the face right then? Would love to see that one.
Why do I only remember the tissues when it's too late? When you have a hard time, it always ends in a big mess. Semper uberboober.
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January 22nd, 2018, 2:49 am

Enjoy:
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Why do I only remember the tissues when it's too late? When you have a hard time, it always ends in a big mess. Semper uberboober.
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January 22nd, 2018, 10:31 am

I quite like the idea that this is the "Official Surprise Cumshot" THREAD - some how seems appropriate!!


What a blow job? Good job her Birthday only comes once a year - etc, etc ......
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January 22nd, 2018, 12:12 pm

Amazing stuff Jack!! My favorite thing on Earth is seeing a pretty girl's face get plastered!

The last gif is from cumperfection, they do amazing shoots. They always do close-ups on the girl's cum-covered face, and show the facial in super slow motion. Here's the lovely Ava Dalush from their site:
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And the always amazing Mia:
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January 23rd, 2018, 10:31 am

Surprise!
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January 23rd, 2018, 10:37 am

Brilliant, thanks Josh. Top splash effect, sustained coverage, some in her hair as well. The business.
Must check out cumperfection, sounds right up my alley.
Who's the girl in the first one (18062779) in your last post, BTW? Think I can overlook the tats for the tits ;).
Why do I only remember the tissues when it's too late? When you have a hard time, it always ends in a big mess. Semper uberboober.
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January 23rd, 2018, 1:52 pm

JackVanderBoobs wrote: January 23rd, 2018, 10:37 am Brilliant, thanks Josh. Top splash effect, sustained coverage, some in her hair as well. The business.
Must check out cumperfection, sounds right up my alley.
Who's the girl in the first one (18062779) in your last post, BTW? Think I can overlook the tats for the tits ;).
I'm not sure? I found the video but no one knew her name in the comments.

Yeah, cumperfection is the best out there I think.
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Someone didn't drink their pineapple juice. Rude.
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January 23rd, 2018, 11:53 pm

The worst ever is if they eat broccoli or asparagus any greens at all. Just yuck. Coconut and ice cream is ok too.
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January 24th, 2018, 6:59 am

Wait....I always thought that all cum tasted nasty, and that's why no one swallows.

You can actually affect semanary tastes by what you eat or drink?

Also...I'm pretty sure most porn men don't have Peter North's volume, so to speak. Some of those bukkake faces gotta be artificially enhanced or outright faked, if you ask me.

Facials?? Meh. I prefer it on the tits or the back or the ass or the feet.
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Mmmm - chocolate as well!
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January 24th, 2018, 7:46 am

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If that doesn't take the biscuit!
Just don't ask for custard creams!
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January 24th, 2018, 12:30 pm

stickyvicky wrote: January 23rd, 2018, 11:53 pm The worst ever is if they eat broccoli or asparagus any greens at all. Just yuck. Coconut and ice cream is ok too.
Eww I bet. Just the smell of urine after eating asparagus is gross. You can always tell when there is an inconsiderate guy:
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Much better lol:
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This is Jimena. She's just incredible!
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Her friend Dolce:
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