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February 20th, 2018, 1:47 pm

Too much for you? :yeahbaby:
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February 20th, 2018, 8:14 pm

No comment on this one! I will never eat scrambled anything again. Whew!
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February 20th, 2018, 8:38 pm

Don't blame me.. I didn't produce that porn... lol
There was one camshow where Vicky ate a muffin covered in jizz... I might have to go find that in the vault...
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March 8th, 2018, 9:27 pm

That's awesomely in bad taste...
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March 8th, 2018, 10:43 pm

rokkerr wrote: March 8th, 2018, 9:27 pm That's awesomely in bad taste...
She's a sweetie :goodpost:
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March 9th, 2018, 7:51 am

Today's competition - place an X where you think the pornstar should be!
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March 10th, 2018, 8:16 am

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Pretty sure that didn't make her happy...
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March 10th, 2018, 8:17 am

:wtf: she dodged it! :fail:
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March 12th, 2018, 8:39 am

And here are the kumquats - SURPRISE!
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March 15th, 2018, 11:44 am

The Reigning Queen of Facials, Mariah Leonne.

What I'd give to be allowed to explode on her face!!
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March 23rd, 2018, 1:19 pm

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March 24th, 2018, 7:27 am

I actually hate this guy!
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March 24th, 2018, 6:39 pm

OK...this might not be what Rokkerr and the rest are talking about, but this is one of my pet fantasies:

A woman gives a guy a lap dance or a stand up ass grind; he takes out his dick and humps her back, and then ends up cumming on her back and ass.

I wonder if this has happened to anyone here? And, do the women like or dislike it when he spurts?

I'd actually like to see more of that in porn than the facials.
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April 4th, 2018, 11:47 am

Anthony_JK wrote: March 24th, 2018, 6:39 pm OK...this might not be what Rokkerr and the rest are talking about, but this is one of my pet fantasies:

A woman gives a guy a lap dance or a stand up ass grind; he takes out his dick and humps her back, and then ends up cumming on her back and ass.

I wonder if this has happened to anyone here? And, do the women like or dislike it when he spurts?

I'd actually like to see more of that in porn than the facials.
On a woman's face is my dream, with shooting it into her mouth second, but I'd cum on a woman anywhere she'd allow me to!!
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April 4th, 2018, 12:29 pm

rokkerr wrote: March 8th, 2018, 9:27 pm That's awesomely in bad taste...
OK...why is the thought crossing my mind that a lot of that spooge on her is fake? Not even Peter North blasts his cumshots that long or strong.
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April 4th, 2018, 12:31 pm

rokkerr wrote: February 20th, 2018, 8:38 pm Don't blame me.. I didn't produce that porn... lol
There was one camshow where Vicky ate a muffin covered in jizz... I might have to go find that in the vault...
That wasn't the one from waaaay back when where she made those delicious chocolate muffins, was it?
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