New Item in my Store - Can I be your MainSqueeze?

[stickyvicky]

I am sooooo thrilled to be part of this new Doc Johnson Line! I’ve got a whole case of them ready to sign and personally ship to you! Now available on http://www.vickyvettevideos.com

Why am I so excited about it? Because it’s made from ULTRASKYN you have to feel it to understand! It’s completely medical grade, body safe, I personally always worry about buying toys from China. But Doc Johnson is a company you can trust. They stake their name and reputation on it. This brand new product is scientifically designed to get you off! They put some thought into this!

It has a hard case design for durability, but with a uniquely squeezable plate, so you can exert the exact amount of pressure you want! And the price is sooooo reasonable compared to the competition! You can even get a suction cup accessory! It’s all right here!
http://www.mymainsqueeze.com/s/content/ ... icky-vette You can order directly from Doc Johnson (not signed), or you can order from my store http://www.vickyvettevideos.com (signed box). It makes me wish I had a penis!

[WalterB]

OK, you slick-talking devil. You talked me into it. Now I know why you're called the Viking "Vixen."

[stickyvicky]

Woot woot! Go Walt! You still got it! Got your order! Who else wants one?

[PeterL22]

I am sooooo thrilled to be part of this new Doc Johnson Line! I’ve got a whole case of them ready to sign and personally ship to you! Now available on http://www.vickyvettevideos.com

Why am I so excited about it? Because it’s made from ULTRASKYN you have to feel it to understand! It’s completely medical grade, body safe, I personally always worry about buying toys from China. But Doc Johnson is a company you can trust. They stake their name and reputation on it. This brand new product is scientifically designed to get you off! They put some thought into this!

It has a hard case design for durability, but with a uniquely squeezable plate, so you can exert the exact amount of pressure you want! And the price is sooooo reasonable compared to the competition! You can even get a suction cup accessory! It’s all right here!
http://www.mymainsqueeze.com/s/content/ ... icky-vette You can order directly from Doc Johnson (not signed), or you can order from my store http://www.vickyvettevideos.com (signed box). It makes me wish I had a penis!

The wanting to borrow a penis reminds me of the old joke - Two twins aged 6 (a boy and a girl) were sharing a bath together (please don't call Child Services , it used to happen). Obviously they look at each other in the bath water.
Little boy says "You haven't got one of those down there, Ha Ha"
Little girl says "With what I've got down there I can get as many of those as I want!"
OK - now you can call Child Services.

By the way Vicky, may I be the first to say that if ever you want to borrow a penis I have one that you can have!?

[stickyvicky]

Guess who just made the cover of XBiz Magazine? Woot Woot! MyMainSqueeze.com

[WalterB]

Another congratulations. Well, maybe it's more for Doc Johnson. But, you're a big part of that. So, congratulations to YOU, for all the inspiration you give to others.

[mrjosh85]

Saving up money for it!

You know I'll make frequent use of it xoxoxo

[stickyvicky]

Haha Doc Johnson should hire you as a tester!

[WalterB]

Well, well, got a package in the mail yesterday. Guess what was in it.

I guess Vicky thinks my man-boobs ain't big enough, so she sent me a couple replacements. So, I drove to the Doctor and had him put 'em in. I'm too chicken for self-surgery.

Fake Boobs?

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They work pretty dang good.

I look almost as good as Vicky. "Almost," lol

Next was a large box. I wonder what this is.

What? Vicky Vette in a box?

Is it a drinking cup?

Can I drink out of it?

Oh, my goodness!

What the Hell is this?

I dug further into the box and found something else. Now, Vicky knows just how much I love anal sex (NOT!, lol) So, what do you think I found?

Tickle my Tush? Are you SERIOUS?

What the Hell is This? Anal Adventures for EVERYbooty? Not for THIS booty. Check these chapters out.

"Back Door Anatomy Map?" Geez, I think I know where it is.

"Finger Play?" Is that before or after I eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken and lick my fingers?

"Lick-o-Lingus?" Not if I was stranded on the shore of an uncharted desert isle with Ginger AND Mary Ann.

"Strap On Seduction?" I'm strapping on a saddle and getting the hell outta here!

And, "Positions of Pleasure." Yeah, like in the other room from where Vicky and ShandaFay and Monica are waiting to strap me down!!!

Vicky knows I love her dearly. Thank you, Vicky, for the very cool Main Squeeze, and for the nice gift. I know you meant it as humor, but I know you meant it seriously, too. And, yes, I will read it. Now, don't get any ideas. Reading it still don't mean that you or ShandaFay are gonna be shoving telephone poles up my "Katy Bar the Door" any time soon.


Thanks for going to Wichita all those years ago. And thanks for being my friend.

[stickyvicky]

Gawd love ya Walt! haha..... I was laughing my ass off when I was packing your box, saying "oh yeah! Walt is gonna love this".... Send it to Henna when you are done with it! If it's so "unnatural" then why does it feel so good?

[George B]

Gawd love ya Walt! haha..... I was laughing my ass off when I was packing your box, saying "oh yeah! Walt is gonna love this".... Send it to Henna when you are done with it! If it's so "unnatural" then why does it feel so good?

True story, I actually picked up my own copy of Tickle My Tush back in Jersey....

[rokkerr]

Well, well, got a package in the mail yesterday. Guess what was in it.

I guess Vicky thinks my man-boobs ain't big enough, so she sent me a couple replacements. So, I drove to the Doctor and had him put 'em in. I'm too chicken for self-surgery.

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They work pretty dang good.

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Next was a large box. I wonder what this is.

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Is it a drinking cup?

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Oh, my goodness!

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I dug further into the box and found something else. Now, Vicky knows just how much I love anal sex (NOT!, lol) So, what do you think I found?

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What the Hell is This? Anal Adventures for EVERYbooty? Not for THIS booty. Check these chapters out.

"Back Door Anatomy Map?" Geez, I think I know where it is.

"Finger Play?" Is that before or after I eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken and lick my fingers?

"Lick-o-Lingus?" Not if I was stranded on the shore of an uncharted desert isle with Ginger AND Mary Ann.

"Strap On Seduction?" I'm strapping on a saddle and getting the hell outta here!

And, "Positions of Pleasure." Yeah, like in the other room from where Vicky and ShandaFay and Monica are waiting to strap me down!!!

Vicky knows I love her dearly. Thank you, Vicky, for the very cool Main Squeeze, and for the nice gift. I know you meant it as humor, but I know you meant it seriously, too. And, yes, I will read it. Now, don't get any ideas. Reading it still don't mean that you or ShandaFay are gonna be shoving telephone poles up my "Katy Bar the Door" any time soon.


Thanks for going to Wichita all those years ago. And thanks for being my friend.

No pics of you using the new toy?

[WalterB]

I actually tried that. But when I posted them, they posted upside down. I tried everything, even took new pics. But they came out upside down too. Turned over the originals. They still came out upside down. So, I'll trying to rethink all that. Mebbe I'll try again.

And no, you can't come take them.

[rokkerr]

I actually tried that. But when I posted them, they posted upside down. I tried everything, even took new pics. But they came out upside down too. Turned over the originals. They still came out upside down. So, I'll trying to rethink all that. Mebbe I'll try again.

And no, you can't come take them.

BY the way... I just learned this IF you got a vagina where the lips are NOT exposed out of the big end... ie by about an inch, make sure that you pull out the sides.
There should be NO plastic rim at the top showing (only vagina)

[WalterB]

I figured out that part. Seems like the plastic might hurt a bit (NOT the voice of experience, LOL.)

[PeterL22]

I actually tried that. But when I posted them, they posted upside down. I tried everything, even took new pics. But they came out upside down too. Turned over the originals. They still came out upside down. So, I'll trying to rethink all that. Mebbe I'll try again.

And no, you can't come take them.

BY the way... I just learned this IF you got a vagina where the lips are NOT exposed out of the big end... ie by about an inch, make sure that you pull out the sides.
There should be NO plastic rim at the top showing (only vagina)

Hey rokker that should ALWAYS be the case my friend!