Stage Name!

[stickyvicky]

John has been shooting porn for what 17 years? And he still doesn't have a stage name? Is that crazy? People call him Anal John sometimes (not catchy) or Feet of Philly, but I think he needs a real stage name. Remember Butt man? Seymore Butts? Lol.... now that was a stage name! We have to do press releases for him and we have no stage name! Please help? Ideas?

[WalterB]

I'm no good at all at picking cool names. All I can think of is Back Door Man, and I think the Doors copped that one first, unless Back Door John would work.

[stickyvicky]

Back door Bob or back door dick is even funnier.... but he has been called john for 17 years so we gotta stick with that. It's a contender for sure!

[WalterB]

Yeah, we can't change his name, lol. I agree with BD Dick, but I'm sure someone can beat it. We've got some good namers out there.

[stickyvicky]

Rectal Robert? Starfish Steve? Bed, Butt and Beyond... hahahaha I crack myself up! Help you guys!
Let's see... Booty Boy?

[WalterB]

Robert Redbutt? Jerky John? Uncle Jack? (If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off?)

[blatts01]

John Diamond Steel..

[CGYMike]

Johnny Driller? Johnny Assman? Johnny Tuckus?

[George B]

John Assavetes