Stupid Super Powers

[George B]

Let's have some fun from Vicky's question from her cam show yesterday "what superpower would you have and why?"

I want to expand a little bit and ask you guys and gals, what goofy, absurd or otherwise ridiculous super power would you guys and gals want to develop, not necessarily for the betterment of the world, but to the amusement of ourselves.

For example, my stupid super power is being able to tell what time it is in any timezone across the world, my weaknesses are daylight savings, AM/PM mix-ups and my arch enemy, the blinking 12:00 display on hotel alarm clocks.

[stickyvicky]

Someone in the camshow yesterday said "superspeed" so they could get to work on time! That is a great one! Teleporting! Somehow I think even if we could teleport though, some of us would still be late! lol...

My superpower is to make people horny. How can you be mean to someone if you are horny? You can't! Or to make someone feel stoned. Imagine if Kim Jung Un has his finger on the nuclear button, and I appeared with my super power and made him feel horny and stoned? He would just smile! He would take his finger off the button and say "let's fuck and then order a pizza!"

[Davest]

My useless superpower would be if I was unbeatable at trivia. No question would be too obscure. But I would only know about porn.

[CGYMike]

What a great question...stupid superpowers huh?? So I guess invisibility is out because that's a real superpower.

I'd like two stupid superpowers:

1. To look 24 hours into the future if only for 1 day (hello Lotto Max)

2. The ability to stare the clothes off of any woman...hahahaha. Connie will love that one

[Connie]

I would like to have the super powers to trip someone up just by looking at them and wiggling my nose. If someone was being an "ass" to me, they would be the ones to come out looking like the complete fool. They would trip over their own two feet and land on their ass. I think having super powers to make an 8 hour work day go by faster would be wonderful as well.

[TheShaft]

I would like to have the super powers to trip someone up just by looking at them and wiggling my nose. If someone was being an "ass" to me, they would be the ones to come out looking like the complete fool. They would trip over their own two feet and land on their ass. I think having super powers to make an 8 hour work day go by faster would be wonderful as well.

if you had that super power, Mike would be landing on his ass all the time...

[hennar2017]

I would like to have the super power to be able to walk the walk if I am going to talk the talk! Now you figure that one out! lol I would like to have a beautiful singing voice so I could entertain all people.

[PeterL22]

Generally, I have delusions of adequacy!

My stupid superpower would be to turn sex toys on and off psychokinetically - just think of the trouble that could cause.

By the way if you believe in psychokinesis raise my hand!

[DKPaine2.0]

My superpower is the ability to turn any object into a DVD of any movie or TV show I want, no matter how obscure or otherwise difficult to find. This not only allows me to have the biggest, coolest movie collection in the world (including tons of cult films & lost movies, and tens of thousands of XXX features!), but also lets me see long lost episodes of TV shows like classic DOCTOR WHO. But with great power comes great responsibility, so if I ever use it to make bootleg copies for others or upload movies illegally to the internet, I will lose the power forever.

[PeterL22]

Myrtle power is to make women orgasm just by talking to them!
Well, I think they are having an orgasm judging by the moans when I tell them my jokes!