Sporadic Public Information Advice

[PeterL22]

Periodically, I read (or see) items that I feel I should share with you guys. They may be issues/items that are important for your wellbeing or health!

The first peace of information comes from Health.com Oct 2017.............

"Cucumbers are life.", Gigi Robinson told an audience in Atlanta, Georgia, "and they can cleanse the vagina. The vagina has an ecosystem all it's own, and a cucumber can assist in maintaining its pH balance naturally. In my Yoni Cucumber Cleanse Instructional Video, I show how to carve them and where to stick them. Cucumbers are 95% water, they contain vitamins B1,B2,B3,B5.B6, C, zinc, iron and are antibacterial. Douching with a cucumber once a week will give you a vagina facial, and naturally flush toxins from your yoni."
Robinson, a "Sacred Sexuality Facilitator", is a leading advocate of vaginal cleansing with cucumbers, but not all medical experts are convinced."Vaginas do not need cleaning," argued Dr Jen Gunter, "and study after study has shown that douches, steams, vinegar, garlic, or whatever passes as the vaginal snake oil du jour at best do nothing, but also have real potential for disrupting the mucosal surface. Cucumbers are prone to all kinds of nasty fungi, and I just don't think anything capable of getting blossom and rot should go in a vagina. There have been cases reported of bladder perforation with a cucumber, and a cucumber penetrating through the vagina into the abdominal cavity. If you have a vagina, you should definitely not do this."

I'll let you ladies decide between these two diverse views!

[PeterL22]

Not sure if this counts as Public Advice - but here we go ......

"this is a very odd case," Judge Russell Finch told the Royal Court in Guernsey, "and we find the facts bizarre. You were both selling rabbit food instead of cannabis to your customers, and then you sought police protection after your customers began threatening you. I sentence you both to 180 hours of community service.
Earlier, advocate Samuel Steel had outlined the precise sequence of events. "Linda Danga bought seven grams of what she thought was cannabis frothier supplier, Ben Jackson, paying him £210. Both were unaware that it was actually rabbit food, and she sold it on to customers, believing it to be genuine cannabis. Those customers soon complained, with some making violent threats against her and her family.So Linda went to the police station, explained that she had been selling drugs, and told them who she had bought them from. Both sellers were then immediately arrested.
"In her defence, my client went to the police station without invitation or compunction, and if she had not done so, we would not be here today. This is a singular case, and I can tell the court that the phone call I received after my client turned up at the police station was quite unlike any call I have ever received, before or since."

Jersey Evening Post 18/10/17.

[stickyvicky]

[PeterL22]

One man's meat (OK perhaps that wasn't the best way to introduce this post)............


"We Malaysians are divided across our political ideas, religion and race.", Goh Mah Kiat of the Karex condom company told a press conference in Port Kiang, "but I felt there is one thing that unites us all. Nasi lemak is our national comfort food, and it's eaten everywhere, from cheap street-side stalls to high-end restaurants. Rice, coconut milk, anchovies, roasted peanuts, a boiled egg, sliced cucumbers and fiery child sauce, what's not to like about that?So when we thought about a new flavour for condoms, it had to be nasi lemak.
"We're trying to increase condom use in the country, so this isn't just a marketing gimmick. For me, it's all about public health, and making people familiar with the idea of using contraceptives. Putting a familiar flavour onto our condoms seems the best way to achieve that. We produce five billion condoms annually, most of which are purchased directly by government. Now people can enjoy the unique taste of nasi lemak at home in their bedrooms> Condoms are good for public health, and I want to get that message across to people in every way I can"

Medical Express 27/9/17

YUMMY!

[PeterL22]

A Health Warning for the people of Utah.

"Social axe throwing is a fast-spreading indoor sport." Brayden Floyd told reporters in Ogden, Utah. "and so far nobody has lost any blood. It's like darts on steroids, or bowling with potentially deadly airborne objects. A bunch of people get together in a room, and toss sharp axes at wooden targets for the sheer thrill of it. There's no way to explain how cool it is to take a foot-long axe in a small room and throw it into a bulls-eye"
Since the National Axe Throwing Federation was created in Canada in 2011, this indoor sport has spread rapidly throughout North America. "Most major cities now have an axe-throwing establishment." Floyd continued. "with names like Bury the Hatchet, Riot Axe and Stumpy's Hatchet House. They cater to corporate team-building events, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and also divorce and breakup parties. We pinned zombie photos to the targets at Halloween, and some people have asked to put up photos of their horrible boss, or their horrible ex. But because we don't know both sides of the story, we don't encourage that.
"People shouldn't be concerned about injuries, because we have very strict rules. There's a two-beer-per-person limit, and our staff make sure everyone is safe and has a good time. Nobody has been injured at our Ogden location. We have yet to lose any toes or fingers, and I hope we never do."

The Salt Lake Tribune 8/2/18

[PeterL22]

People who make predictions don't always get it quite right!

[stickyvicky]

Where/how do you find this stuff? lol....

[PeterL22]

Where/how do you find this stuff? lol....

I am just a fountain of knowledge!

[PeterL22]

Beware of mental health issues!

[PeterL22]

From Australia - ABC News 27/10/17

" It's an unusual case," Judge Clive Jeffreys told the District Court in Port Macquarie NSW, "because no payment was offered or sought between the offender and the complainant. The offender has shown contrition, is unlikely to reoffend and does not present a danger to society. Nevertheless, he claimed medical expertise he did not possess, and removed tissue from the body of another person without authority, offences to which he has pleaded guilty."
The judge was passing sentence on Allan George Matthews, a 58 yr old aircraft engineer. "You saw an online advertisement from a man requesting assistance with a medical issue. You contacted him, and discovered that he was seeking gender reassignment from male to female. You then claimed that you were medically trained, had an extensive medical kit, and were happy to assist.A week later, you invited him to a motel room, where you removed a testicle as part of your amateur gender reassignment surgery.
"Ten days later, the victim attended a medical centre, where a doctor noticed that an unqualified person had performed the procedure. You were arrested, and confessed that your only medical qualifications were some first aid certificates. However, you have shown remorse , and have lost your job as a result of the publicity surrounding this case. I will therefore place you on a five-year good behaviour bond."

Lesson to learn - don't cut corners with your health!

[PeterL22]

Especially for all you married guys out there


Remember, its's just a stiff upper lip you are looking for!!

[PeterL22]

This is so important - for guys and gals!!


Watch carefully Hennar, I'll be asking questions later!!

[PeterL22]

The Aussies are at it again!

From - 7 News (Brisbane) 22/2/18

"My client was motivated by good intentions," the lawyer representing Glenn Langford told the Magistrates Court in Brisbane, "by a desire to help the destitute, he planned to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless, but unfortunately drank a whole bottle of Johnny Walker first, became disorientated, and ended up in the Masonic Memorial Centre in Ann Street, where he was found naked, clutching a toy gun and remote control police car. He had accidentally set off the fire alarm, and flooded the building causing considerable damage to the largest organ in Queensland. He regrets his actions."
Earlier, the court had heard how the intoxicated 51 yr old Langford had broken into the heritage listed building, causing irreparable damage to the historic $1 million organ. Speaking after bail had been granted, Langford told reporters "Things just got a little loose, I was out of it. I'd just lost my job, and a relationship had broken down. I did have a lot of cheeseburgers to give to the homeless. I don't have an explanation for why I was naked. I'm going to see a shrink and don't need a drink. I apologise to all the righteous Freemasons everywhere."

Moral of this story - don't drink Johnny Walker (stick to single malts!)

[PeterL22]

In the spirit of Public Information ........

[PeterL22]

Hennar, do you keep getting ID'd at bars (I wish I did)? Well here's some friendly advice to help.......

[hennar2017]

Hennar, do you keep getting ID'd at bars (I wish I did)? Well here's some friendly advice to help.......

Ha PeterL! I believe those days are long behind me.

[PeterL22]

Aren't the Japanese amazing?
From - Reuters 26/1/18

"These self-parking slippers are the latest thing in hands-free hospitality." Nick Mayfield of the Nissan Motor Company told reporters outside a traditional ryokan (guesthouse) in Hakone near Mount Fuji. "Each slipper is equipped with two tiny wheels, a motor, and hi-tech sensors to drive itself across the wooden lobby floor. In traditional inns like this, the slippers can park themselves at the entrance at the push of a button, ready for guests to use upon their arrival.
"And it's not only the slippers that can propel themselves across the tatami-matted floors of the ryokan. The guest rooms also feature floor cushions and chabudai (low tables) that can wheel themselves into place. This is a simplified offshoot of the ProPilot technology that we are developing for self-driving cars, which we expect to be on city streets around the world by 2020. These self-parking slippers are intended to raise awareness of automated driving technologies and their potential non-driving application."

[PeterL22]

Some advice on shopping - and flagellation is a very long word!

[PeterL22]

Aparently, gardening is the new RocknRoll

[PeterL22]

It's holiday season soon - are you travelling to exotic places? Here's a tip!


Travel safely!