Entering Realistic on Amazon Search

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November 12th, 2018, 2:44 am

So, I put in realistic into Amazon search. What comes up? Realistic 8 inch cocks and guns. Amazon that seems actuate. Obvious, Amazon AI knows I have a kidnapping role play on the schedule. haha.....

What do you get, when you type in "realistic" in amazon search?
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November 12th, 2018, 9:51 am

Well, I got a few cocks and a Love Doll Ass and Vagina. I guess you don't need the rest of her, LOL.

Also got a selection of realistic handguns. Now that sounds like an intelligent choice.

Two bottles of realistic water. Seriously? Realistic water? Isn't that water? :rofl:

Got a "Realistic Old Man Latex Mask Bald Head Male Disguise." Now who the hell wants to disguise themselves as a Old Man? Believe me, It's not all it's cracked up to be. Now, why don't they have a "Realistic 27 Y.O. Stud Boy" mask? I've all ready got the insatiable lust to go with it, :lmao:

Next was "Realistic Vinyl Pretend food for Sandwiches and Sides." Pretend food? Okaaaaayyyyy.

I can ger Realistic Feathered Crows - I guess for my Realistic Full-Grown Corn Field.

20 pages of realistic stuff.
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November 12th, 2018, 2:48 pm

Old man mask, mamba snake, solar system for kids, gummy worm, artificial turf, mannequin head

But I did get this: Lifesize A-ss Male Masturator Realistic Toy-Lifelike Love Doll Adult Male Toys Realistic Men's 3D Massager Love Doles Bedroom Self Pleasure (8×8×3in)
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November 12th, 2018, 2:52 pm

WalterB wrote: November 12th, 2018, 9:51 am Well, I got a few cocks and a Love Doll Ass and Vagina. I guess you don't need the rest of her, LOL.

Also got a selection of realistic handguns. Now that sounds like an intelligent choice.

Two bottles of realistic water. Seriously? Realistic water? Isn't that water? :rofl:

Got a "Realistic Old Man Latex Mask Bald Head Male Disguise." Now who the hell wants to disguise themselves as a Old Man? Believe me, It's not all it's cracked up to be. Now, why don't they have a "Realistic 27 Y.O. Stud Boy" mask? I've all ready got the insatiable lust to go with it, :lmao:

Next was "Realistic Vinyl Pretend food for Sandwiches and Sides." Pretend food? Okaaaaayyyyy.

I can ger Realistic Feathered Crows - I guess for my Realistic Full-Grown Corn Field.

20 pages of realistic stuff.
Walt actually has been used in wrestling, once had the late Brian Christopher dress up as a old man to fool Doug Gilbert, Brian had air horn kept blowing it off, Doug goes to look in the crowd finds "old man" and gets in his face, then the "old man" fights back and whopped Doug Gilbert, then revealing it was Brian all the time. Honestly miss those days working with a lot of the guys and gals, sometimes came up with some great stuff.
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November 12th, 2018, 5:16 pm

WalterB wrote: November 12th, 2018, 9:51 am Well, I got a few cocks and a Love Doll Ass and Vagina. I guess you don't need the rest of her, LOL.

Also got a selection of realistic handguns. Now that sounds like an intelligent choice.

Two bottles of realistic water. Seriously? Realistic water? Isn't that water? :rofl:

Got a "Realistic Old Man Latex Mask Bald Head Male Disguise." Now who the hell wants to disguise themselves as a Old Man? Believe me, It's not all it's cracked up to be. Now, why don't they have a "Realistic 27 Y.O. Stud Boy" mask? I've all ready got the insatiable lust to go with it, :lmao:

Next was "Realistic Vinyl Pretend food for Sandwiches and Sides." Pretend food? Okaaaaayyyyy.

I can ger Realistic Feathered Crows - I guess for my Realistic Full-Grown Corn Field.

20 pages of realistic stuff.
Oh, you received the serial killer starter kit too! haha.... that's what I call the guns and mask.
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November 12th, 2018, 5:17 pm

Andrew35 wrote: November 12th, 2018, 2:48 pm Old man mask, mamba snake, solar system for kids, gummy worm, artificial turf, mannequin head

But I did get this: Lifesize A-ss Male Masturator Realistic Toy-Lifelike Love Doll Adult Male Toys Realistic Men's 3D Massager Love Doles Bedroom Self Pleasure (8×8×3in)
You received a much more innocent version. I think Amazon AI thinks highly of you. No serial killer starter kit.
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November 12th, 2018, 6:16 pm

SamanthaGrace wrote: November 12th, 2018, 5:17 pm
Andrew35 wrote: November 12th, 2018, 2:48 pm Old man mask, mamba snake, solar system for kids, gummy worm, artificial turf, mannequin head

But I did get this: Lifesize A-ss Male Masturator Realistic Toy-Lifelike Love Doll Adult Male Toys Realistic Men's 3D Massager Love Doles Bedroom Self Pleasure (8×8×3in)
You received a much more innocent version. I think Amazon AI thinks highly of you. No serial killer starter kit.
must also know I buy porn too, haha I did buy 2 dvds your on from there and also bought one that Jewell Marceau from Peach DVD called Road Strip, I always buy the high price margarita at the wet t-shirt show (Peach dvds were the 1st interactive dvds out there) which is how you get Jewell's show.
What makes you smile?
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What happened to you was such a tragedy.
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