since about halloween i have been seriously seriously about starting a podcast about my own unique take on the porn industry and movie reviews and other random thoughts about naked women as seen from my perspective being disabled
in my journey to do that and frame a context i have been doing my homework in how people write reviews..not to copy their style or voice...i have my own style and voice....i do some writing and i get comments from people that they love and laugh with me in my perspective on life...but i just want to see the basic format so i can change it to my own way
the part i love love love writing about porn...is its very very open and you can do whatever you want..because porn at its core is about making you cum..and the possibilities are endless in how to achieve that
its funny in the normal mainstream world where they review normal movie theater movies...they talk about the plot and how hot scarlet johansson looks in a movie or how ugly she is in a movie..and they talk about movies on blu ray or 4k..and they talk about the color pallete..meaning do the colors on clothes or in a scene pop...and then they nitpick on how the movie sounds and some people take the chance to brag and gush and tell you that their home stereo speakers are way better than yours...thats all well and good and if that makes them hard and cum all over their keyboards..im not going to stop them whatever does it for them is great
but all of that means absolutely nothing when you have to turn on the english subtitles to hear lol just saying
but here is the truth why mainstream movies like spiderman homecoming and porn movies are the exact same thing....are you ready...i feel like those commercials on tv for the air fryers where they spend an hour literally on how its the best or better..when in actuality they can just say it in 7 minutes
the truth is pain and simple...no one is going to buy a movie just because some person tells you its great..you are going to buy it because you liked the movie to begin with
all reviews accomplish its the same thing when you buy a car..you already know the models..now all you want to do is think about whether you want a regular normal steering wheel or you want the steering wheel that comes with the fuzzy pink cover and the fuzzy dice
im hoping that at least i can make people laugh and be entertained with my work and my disabled perspective...and im not going to tell you my speakers are better than yours
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