my list in no particular order
go to porn conventions and hang out with naked women
get a fully naked lapdance...i have never gotten one in my life....hopefully they like cerebral palsy guys.....i had a bouncer friend who worked at a club in tucson and they said im their type because i have a awesome personality..but you and i both know they like anybody with money...but they will love love me because even though im not rich im also not a asshole...that is not actually technically true i did get a virtual one from vicky vette and that was very very sexy erotic..she is a good friend to me
lose my virginity
smoke weed with naked women...i would imagine they go well together like peanut butter and chocolate