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things to put on my bucket list before i die at age 130...yes its all sexual

Posted: March 3rd, 2021, 7:21 am
by mrwheels
my list in no particular order

go to porn conventions and hang out with naked women

get a fully naked lapdance...i have never gotten one in my life....hopefully they like cerebral palsy guys.....i had a bouncer friend who worked at a club in tucson and they said im their type because i have a awesome personality..but you and i both know they like anybody with money...but they will love love me because even though im not rich im also not a asshole...that is not actually technically true i did get a virtual one from vicky vette and that was very very sexy erotic..she is a good friend to me

lose my virginity

smoke weed with naked women...i would imagine they go well together like peanut butter and chocolate