Someone sent me a package from Amazon and Dave picked up for me at me at the UPS store today. He didn't want to come in the house, so from the driveway, he tried to throw it onto my office balcony. He was planning on texting me and telling me there was a package there for me.
A big wind blew at the same time and caught it, and carried it up onto the roof of the house! It's very tall! I have no idea how we are going to get that package off the roof!
I am also worried the wind will blow again overnight and God knows whose property it will be on in the morning or if I ever see it again! Lol.....
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 30th, 2021, 8:26 am
by lance_s
stickyvicky wrote: ↑March 29th, 2021, 11:21 pm
Someone sent me a package from Amazon and Dave picked up for me at me at the UPS store today. He didn't want to come in the house, so from the driveway, he tried to throw it onto my office balcony. He was planning on texting me and telling me there was a package there for me.
A big wind blew at the same time and caught it, and carried it up onto the roof of the house! It's very tall! I have no idea how we are going to get that package off the roof!
I am also worried the wind will blow again overnight and God knows whose property it will be on in the morning or if I ever see it again! Lol.....
Wow! Gives new meaning to the expression "jump up and down wave your knickers in the air"
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 30th, 2021, 8:46 am
by stickyvicky
Very funny!
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 30th, 2021, 9:10 am
by WalterB
Well, they do make tall ladders. If you get along with your neighbors, at least alert them so they'll be looking for it.
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 30th, 2021, 9:54 am
by stickyvicky
I am not sure if our ladder is that tall lol it's a 2 story house and my office is on the 2nd floor.
I don't think I want to alert anyone, Especially if it says VV on the package I'd rather be more discreet and hopefully get it myself somehow.
All I need is a big gust of wind To send it down!
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 30th, 2021, 11:40 am
by LizLemon85
I heard that the people who own the house from Breaking Bad put a fence around their house, because people kept throwing pizzas on their roof, but I've never heard of lingerie on the roof before lol.
If you have someone who takes care of your pool or garden, they might have a leaf blower or one of these telescope things to get leaves out of pools.
stickyvicky wrote: ↑March 29th, 2021, 11:21 pm
Someone sent me a package from Amazon and Dave picked up for me at me at the UPS store today. He didn't want to come in the house, so from the driveway, he tried to throw it onto my office balcony. He was planning on texting me and telling me there was a package there for me.
A big wind blew at the same time and caught it, and carried it up onto the roof of the house! It's very tall! I have no idea how we are going to get that package off the roof!
I am also worried the wind will blow again overnight and God knows whose property it will be on in the morning or if I ever see it again! Lol.....
Wow! Gives new meaning to the expression "jump up and down wave your knickers in the air"
One of the music classics of all time
Closely followed by "Hay Fatty Bum Bum"!!
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 31st, 2021, 8:28 am
by stickyvicky
Well we had a huge rainstorm with lots of wind and rain and it's still there! Hasn't budged!
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: March 31st, 2021, 11:41 am
by WalterB
Oh, great. All that water just glued it to the roof.
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 10:51 am
by stickyvicky
Its still there! Wind and rain and sun beating down on it! I hope whatever is inside is wrapped well! I went out on the balcony with the pool net but angle made it impossible. I would need a telescopic pole shaped like C to reach it because the roof juts out at least 2 feet past the edge of the balcony! I'm gonna try hanging out of a window with the pool net next, I'll have Rokkerr hold my feet! This means that both of us will have to climb up the ladder to the window that is 20 feet up........
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 11:12 am
by Whitehat
Do you have a fan in the fire department?
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 12:25 pm
by CGYMike
Attach rolled up towel to rope...fling it up past amazon panties...make sure that it is in the proper tile channel...pull on rope...wear panties :)
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 12:36 pm
by WalterB
Climb up a 20' ladder to a window? Is there no access to the window from the INside????
Seriously, you two be careful.
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 1:09 pm
by lance_s
stickyvicky wrote: ↑April 2nd, 2021, 10:51 am
Its still there! Wind and rain and sun beating down on it! I hope whatever is inside is wrapped well! I went out on the balcony with the pool net but angle made it impossible. I would need a telescopic pole shaped like C to reach it because the roof juts out at least 2 feet past the edge of the balcony! I'm gonna try hanging out of a window with the pool net next, I'll have Rokkerr hold my feet! This means that both of us will have to climb up the ladder to the window that is 20 feet up........
Rent a drone?
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 1:53 pm
by LizLemon85
stickyvicky wrote: ↑April 2nd, 2021, 10:51 am
I'm gonna try hanging out of a window with the pool net next, I'll have Rokkerr hold my feet! This means that both of us will have to climb up the ladder to the window that is 20 feet up........
That's a plan. Not a safe plan but a plan. Seriously, be careful! Although it's Easter, this whole "recovering from serious injuries" thing only worked (arguably) once, 2000 years ago lol
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 2:08 pm
by stickyvicky
WalterB wrote: ↑April 2nd, 2021, 12:36 pm
Climb up a 20' ladder to a window? Is there no access to the window from the INside????
Seriously, you two be careful.
Yes well, they are kind of like skylight windows.....
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 2:12 pm
by WalterB
No access from the attic? Don't mind me. I just worry when my favorite porn model wants to climb up on a 20' roof to retrieve a pair of panties, .
Don't try to copy Cleo climbing up on her roof and jumping in the pool with a sparkler stuck up her ass.
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 3:01 pm
by stickyvicky
We don't have an attic there, its all open beam construction in my office.
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 3:53 pm
by CGYMike
Cut large hole in office roof...climb out and retrieve package...hire contractor to create a new amazing skylight :)
Re: Lingerie stuck on my roof?
Posted: April 2nd, 2021, 5:21 pm
by lance_s
WalterB wrote: ↑April 2nd, 2021, 2:12 pm
No access from the attic? Don't mind me. I just worry when my favorite porn model wants to climb up on a 20' roof to retrieve a pair of panties, .
Don't try to copy Cleo climbing up on her roof and jumping in the pool with a sparkler stuck up her ass.
Seriously though. I've had a fall from a 10 foot roof onto a concrete drive. Resulted in a broken clavicle and shattered elbow - not a lot of fun. The fact that I made a full recovery is purely fortuitous.
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