No matter what stupid thing Florida man does from now on they will be hard pressed to surpass this idiot from Utah.
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Makes Florida man look good
Actually, I've been wondering why Florida Man has such a bad rap. The way I learnt it growing up was:
The rest of the world thought Americans were crazy.
Americans would respond, "Its not all of us, its just those crazies in California".
And Californians would say, "Its not us, just the weirdos in Los Angeles".
And the people of Los Angeles would say, "Nope, just the kooks in Hollywood"
And the kooks in Hollywood would climb up on their roofs and proclaim "Yes, we're all f***** up".
The rest of the world thought Americans were crazy.
Americans would respond, "Its not all of us, its just those crazies in California".
And Californians would say, "Its not us, just the weirdos in Los Angeles".
And the people of Los Angeles would say, "Nope, just the kooks in Hollywood"
And the kooks in Hollywood would climb up on their roofs and proclaim "Yes, we're all f***** up".
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There is stupid, and then there is STUPID!!!
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https://news.yahoo.com/florida-teen-kil ... 20455.html
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https://news.yahoo.com/florida-teen-kil ... 20455.html
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lance_s wrote: ↑August 11th, 2021, 9:14 am Actually, I've been wondering why Florida Man has such a bad rap. The way I learnt it growing up was:
The rest of the world thought Americans were crazy.
Americans would respond, "Its not all of us, its just those crazies in California".
And Californians would say, "Its not us, just the weirdos in Los Angeles".
And the people of Los Angeles would say, "Nope, just the kooks in Hollywood"
And the kooks in Hollywood would climb up on their roofs and proclaim "Yes, we're all f***** up".
As someone who lived in Los Angeles for a while, this is spot on! Haha...
I love Florida. I think it is a nasty rumor created by jealous California's. Haha....
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Haha... it explains it all. Everyone is jealous because Florida is awesome! Plus, everyone has nice dewy skin in Florida.
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everyone looks good with a nice Florida sun tan. haha... does that suit you?
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OK, THAT works - Especially if that tan is on Samantha Grace. Not too much, though. A light tan to protect your skin is fine.
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