WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER.... after 80,000?!?
- rokkerr
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Not with those lips... just saying... to each their own though.. would YOU?
Not with those lips... just saying... to each their own though.. would YOU?
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- CGYMike
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Lets back up and do a little quick math...I'm pretty good at math.
10,000 divided by 365....27.5 give or take a dick or two.
So lets take away a conservative 6 hours a day to sleep...maybe 2 hours for personal stuff like hygiene and eating,..another hour to answer your email...taking selfies on your phone...visiting your botox doctor....shopping at your local CVS for various personal protection items...I'm going to narrow it down to 12 hours a day for all other activities.
27.5 dicks per day average divided by 12 hours averages to 2.3 dicks per hour x 12 hours x 365 days
I'm calling bullsh*t :) ...oh and by the way....I pass
10,000 divided by 365....27.5 give or take a dick or two.
So lets take away a conservative 6 hours a day to sleep...maybe 2 hours for personal stuff like hygiene and eating,..another hour to answer your email...taking selfies on your phone...visiting your botox doctor....shopping at your local CVS for various personal protection items...I'm going to narrow it down to 12 hours a day for all other activities.
27.5 dicks per day average divided by 12 hours averages to 2.3 dicks per hour x 12 hours x 365 days
I'm calling bullsh*t :) ...oh and by the way....I pass
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Given the current exchange rate a sexy no name polish girl would probably be a better investment
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When I was stationed in Thule, Greenland in the mid '60's (yes, that long ago, ) it was long before women in the military. The go-to phrase was, "There's a woman behind every tree." Of course, there were no trees. Thule is only 800 miles from the North Pole. It's that far north. About the equivalent of a drive from El Paso to Phoenix and back.
USO shows would come up to entertain us. I don't remember how often, once a month, maybe? They'd appear at the NCO Club, then the Officers Club. They would usually be bands. One band I remember included a girl in a one piece sparkly bathing suit who sang and danced. This group came up after I had been there for maybe 6-7 months (without even seeing a woman, lol.) That woman was gorgeous. I took my camera and took maybe 6 or 8 pictures of her.
Years later, after I had been back in the Good Ole USA for a few years, I ran across those pictures. My GOD! I hate to be disrespectful to anyone, but, let's just say, that woman was not the prettiest I had ever seen. Actually, bless her, she was closer to the bottom end of the scale. That made me realise just how warped I had become in isolation. I could only look at that picture and think "Holy Mackerel!"
I do know that, after that one year tour, I was forever ruined. I mean, of course I've always appreciated a beautiful woman. But, I mean, when I got back to the states, my head was on a swivel. I simply couldn't get enough. Wherever I was, my head was on a swivel. I had never seen so many beautiful women. I mean, they ALL were gorgeous. I swear, isolating a studly 20 year old guy from women is NOT the most exciting time I've ever spent
I did really enjoy my tour up there, tho. The ground is frozen solid year round (permafrost.) Thule is Danish property. Down near the shore there is a grave. The grave is on top of the ground. The rock covering (cairn) was 6' high and about 10'-12' long and maybe 4'-5' wide. Atop the cairn was a headstone with the following chipped into it.
"To the memory of Seaman Wm Sharpe of HMS Northstar, who departed this life Nov 11, 1849."
If you stop and think of it, ships back then were wood. Have you ever heard of Ernest Shackleton and his ship, the Endurance? THey went to Antarctica with the intent of crossing the continent. But the ship got iced in and eventually was crushed by the ice and sank. And yes, it took a year, but Shackleton brought his entire crew, 28 men, across the ice and across some of the most dangerous seas in the world to salvation. If that story interests you, they just recently found the wreckage of the Endurance, sitting on the bottom, mostly intact. It is a beautiful sight, especially given the fantastic story of the escape to safety of the entire crew. I have a couple of books on the story.
So, anyway, (I got distracted, lol,) ever since that tour at Thule, my neck has been on a swivel. So, you beauties (not just the VNA models, we've got some pretty dang HOT members, too,) better not get within arms length of me. I might get grabby, (seriously, ladies, I'll never get that bad. But hugs sure are nice.)
USO shows would come up to entertain us. I don't remember how often, once a month, maybe? They'd appear at the NCO Club, then the Officers Club. They would usually be bands. One band I remember included a girl in a one piece sparkly bathing suit who sang and danced. This group came up after I had been there for maybe 6-7 months (without even seeing a woman, lol.) That woman was gorgeous. I took my camera and took maybe 6 or 8 pictures of her.
Years later, after I had been back in the Good Ole USA for a few years, I ran across those pictures. My GOD! I hate to be disrespectful to anyone, but, let's just say, that woman was not the prettiest I had ever seen. Actually, bless her, she was closer to the bottom end of the scale. That made me realise just how warped I had become in isolation. I could only look at that picture and think "Holy Mackerel!"
I do know that, after that one year tour, I was forever ruined. I mean, of course I've always appreciated a beautiful woman. But, I mean, when I got back to the states, my head was on a swivel. I simply couldn't get enough. Wherever I was, my head was on a swivel. I had never seen so many beautiful women. I mean, they ALL were gorgeous. I swear, isolating a studly 20 year old guy from women is NOT the most exciting time I've ever spent
I did really enjoy my tour up there, tho. The ground is frozen solid year round (permafrost.) Thule is Danish property. Down near the shore there is a grave. The grave is on top of the ground. The rock covering (cairn) was 6' high and about 10'-12' long and maybe 4'-5' wide. Atop the cairn was a headstone with the following chipped into it.
"To the memory of Seaman Wm Sharpe of HMS Northstar, who departed this life Nov 11, 1849."
If you stop and think of it, ships back then were wood. Have you ever heard of Ernest Shackleton and his ship, the Endurance? THey went to Antarctica with the intent of crossing the continent. But the ship got iced in and eventually was crushed by the ice and sank. And yes, it took a year, but Shackleton brought his entire crew, 28 men, across the ice and across some of the most dangerous seas in the world to salvation. If that story interests you, they just recently found the wreckage of the Endurance, sitting on the bottom, mostly intact. It is a beautiful sight, especially given the fantastic story of the escape to safety of the entire crew. I have a couple of books on the story.
So, anyway, (I got distracted, lol,) ever since that tour at Thule, my neck has been on a swivel. So, you beauties (not just the VNA models, we've got some pretty dang HOT members, too,) better not get within arms length of me. I might get grabby, (seriously, ladies, I'll never get that bad. But hugs sure are nice.)
I can resist everything except temptation.
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Offtopic. Look at Aletta Ocean, Sexy Venera, Luna Skye and Candy Manson. Before and After pictures. What they've done to themselves facially is horrific.
I know if I was a porn producer or director I would not be hiring Luna Syke anytime soon. The greatest makeup artist in the world can't save her face. She has a huge "Quest G" tattoo right above her right eyebrow.
Before:
After:
Quest G is Luna's boyfriend. He looks like a real freak. Hideous!!
There's definitely mental illness here.
I know if I was a porn producer or director I would not be hiring Luna Syke anytime soon. The greatest makeup artist in the world can't save her face. She has a huge "Quest G" tattoo right above her right eyebrow.
Before:
After:
Quest G is Luna's boyfriend. He looks like a real freak. Hideous!!
There's definitely mental illness here.
...And if you can't be with the one you love.., "Love the One You're With" -- Stephen Stills 1970
Yeah I agree as well... it's getting increasingly rare to see performers now without tattoos but when anyone gets them on their face like that I do have to question why. I was at a concert quite a number of years ago where there was a guy there who was totally covered apart from the right side of his face... literally that was the only part you could see left unblemished by tattoos. My friend quipped that must the side that his mother sees when he's sat at the family table for Christmas dinner! Haha!