Have you ever heard a more ridiculous reason for not masturbating?
Hello again,
This reason of mine has to be up there as one of the most ridiculous.
I'm a single, lonely male who has lived alone almost all my adult life.
Therefore there is ample opportunity to engage in self love whenever I want.
But I don't - and one reason why is this:
I'd hate to have to decline an offer that may come out of the blue in the form of a random stranger coming to my door one day offering sex because "I'm sorry I just came, could you come back in a few hours"
;-)
This reason of mine has to be up there as one of the most ridiculous.
I'm a single, lonely male who has lived alone almost all my adult life.
Therefore there is ample opportunity to engage in self love whenever I want.
But I don't - and one reason why is this:
I'd hate to have to decline an offer that may come out of the blue in the form of a random stranger coming to my door one day offering sex because "I'm sorry I just came, could you come back in a few hours"
;-)
- WalterB
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And how often do you think that will happen, Matty? I used to kind of think of the same thing. But, stop and think. What are the chances that some random woman is going to come knock on your door? Then, what are the chances she's going to say, "I'm going to fuck you."
If you're going out on a date, or going club-hopping? For sure, leave it alone. But once you get home (alone,) Git 'er Done. Do you really want to be 50 and start thinking of all the hot orgasms you missed? I mean, evan a solo orgasm is better than NO orgasm.
And, take it from someone who has been there. There will come a day when you won't be ABLE to find a hot young babe who wants to jump an old farts bones. And, if you can't get it up anymore? You still have fingers and hands and your tongue, don't you? There's more than one way to skin a cat, and there's more than one way to put a pretty big smile on a pretty girls face.
I say, come to some cam shows, and get with it NOW - before you forget how, lol.
If you're going out on a date, or going club-hopping? For sure, leave it alone. But once you get home (alone,) Git 'er Done. Do you really want to be 50 and start thinking of all the hot orgasms you missed? I mean, evan a solo orgasm is better than NO orgasm.
And, take it from someone who has been there. There will come a day when you won't be ABLE to find a hot young babe who wants to jump an old farts bones. And, if you can't get it up anymore? You still have fingers and hands and your tongue, don't you? There's more than one way to skin a cat, and there's more than one way to put a pretty big smile on a pretty girls face.
I say, come to some cam shows, and get with it NOW - before you forget how, lol.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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So, you're saying that, there is no real chance that a hot woman will come to my door to offer sex, Walt? Damn, so much for my weekend plans.
No, seriously, is that part of your fetish Matty? So is it actually pleasant to abstain?
No, seriously, is that part of your fetish Matty? So is it actually pleasant to abstain?
Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.
haha thanks for the replies.
No - I don't seriously think that my wishful thinking fantasy will happen. However...that being said....the thought does pop into my head from time to time as a - as I said "ridiculous" fantasy that I do think of from time to time.
Liz - do I enjoy abstaining.....yes and no....I'm not really bothered by not having sex for years and years but I would appreciate it if I were able to enjoy some time with a woman.
I think my mind is addled with too many erotic literature fiction stories.
No - I don't seriously think that my wishful thinking fantasy will happen. However...that being said....the thought does pop into my head from time to time as a - as I said "ridiculous" fantasy that I do think of from time to time.
Liz - do I enjoy abstaining.....yes and no....I'm not really bothered by not having sex for years and years but I would appreciate it if I were able to enjoy some time with a woman.
I think my mind is addled with too many erotic literature fiction stories.
Scoff if you want but if porn has taught me anything it's that a beautiful woman might come to the door at any minute and then it turns to sex. Her car might have broken down, selling cookies or magazines, could be the next door neighbor needing to borrow something or hell if in an apartment she might be stuck in the dryer.
I've seen those videos, it happens.
I've seen those videos, it happens.
...and she said " Let's go for it, the rooms already paid for!"
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Tell me about it. When I told the pizza delivery girl that I don't have enough money to pay her, she just got very angry and left.
Then, I told the landlady "I can't pay the rent this month, but I'm sure we can figure out something." and I got evicted.
So disappointing.
Then, I told the landlady "I can't pay the rent this month, but I'm sure we can figure out something." and I got evicted.
So disappointing.
Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.
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I've been there.
Took a taxi ride once, female driver. I asked, "Will you take me to my place?" She took my money and threw me out.
So I went inside and ordered a pizza. Female delivery driver took my money and left. When I opened the box, 3 pieces had bites missing.
Went to the job center to look for work. Female agent looked at me, shook her head and said, "There's no hope for you."
Took a flight to Tampa. Cute Stewardess. I winked at her as I boarded. She made me finish the flight sitting in the toilet.
Needed to sell my nice used car. Cute girl showed up. I said, "Want to come inside and negotiate?" She looked at me and said, "Pay me $1,000 and I'll take it off your hands."
So I went and had prostate surgery. Might as well, I ain't using the dang thing anyway,![rotffl :rotffl:](./images/smilies/rotffl.gif)
Took a taxi ride once, female driver. I asked, "Will you take me to my place?" She took my money and threw me out.
So I went inside and ordered a pizza. Female delivery driver took my money and left. When I opened the box, 3 pieces had bites missing.
Went to the job center to look for work. Female agent looked at me, shook her head and said, "There's no hope for you."
Took a flight to Tampa. Cute Stewardess. I winked at her as I boarded. She made me finish the flight sitting in the toilet.
Needed to sell my nice used car. Cute girl showed up. I said, "Want to come inside and negotiate?" She looked at me and said, "Pay me $1,000 and I'll take it off your hands."
So I went and had prostate surgery. Might as well, I ain't using the dang thing anyway,
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I can resist everything except temptation.
You do realise this could easily be a great script for an off the wall non porn porn film...all the standard stereotypes happen..but nothing happens..over and over until the male goes home and just jacks off to some old fashioned porn.
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Well because you originally missed this post I think you'll need to be my tutor and reward me when I get the right answer or punish me when I get it wrong. Lol
As a Realtor, I'm still waiting to show a house to a hot lady who wants to try out the hot tub.
As a Realtor, I'm still waiting to show a house to a hot lady who wants to try out the hot tub.
...and she said " Let's go for it, the rooms already paid for!"
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I just did some laundry. I was very scared but despite my concerns, I didn't get stuck in the washing machine. Didn't use the dryer though, I didn't dare push my luck too far.
Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read that on page 69 in a medical journal on the 4th of May in 2008.