Thought for the day

[lance_s]

The problem with always being punctual is that there is never anyone around to appreciate it.

[lance_s]

I told myself I should stop drinking so much. But I'm not going to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

[WalterB]

Tonto woke up The Lone Ranger as they stopped one night, camping beside a stream,

"Kemo sabe, look up. What you see?"

"Why, Tonto, I see a beautiful sky, filled with the beauty of the universe."

"No, you idiot! Someone steal 'um tent!"

[greggl]

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken

[WalterB]

The Lone Ranger, not recognizing Tonto disguised as a pool table, racked his balls.

[greggl]

The Lone Ranger, not recognizing Tonto disguised as a pool table, racked his balls.

Ouch

[lance_s]

Man who runs in front of car gets tired.

[greggl]

Confucious say man who walks thru airport with erection is going to Bangkok