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Thought for the day
Posted: June 29th, 2023, 2:03 pm
by lance_s
The problem with always being punctual is that there is never anyone around to appreciate it.
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: June 29th, 2023, 2:04 pm
by lance_s
I told myself I should stop drinking so much. But I'm not going to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: June 29th, 2023, 8:19 pm
by WalterB
Tonto woke up The Lone Ranger as they stopped one night, camping beside a stream,
"Kemo sabe, look up. What you see?"
"Why, Tonto, I see a beautiful sky, filled with the beauty of the universe."
"No, you idiot! Someone steal 'um tent!"
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 1:27 am
by greggl
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 1:31 pm
by WalterB
The Lone Ranger, not recognizing Tonto disguised as a pool table, racked his balls.
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 2:06 pm
by greggl
WalterB wrote: ↑July 2nd, 2023, 1:31 pm
The Lone Ranger, not recognizing Tonto disguised as a pool table, racked his balls.
Ouch
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: July 2nd, 2023, 3:57 pm
by lance_s
Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Re: Thought for the day
Posted: July 3rd, 2023, 11:01 pm
by greggl
Confucious say man who walks thru airport with erection is going to Bangkok